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H2 Hummer Gas Mileage

by Shawn @ 1:34 am · filed under Car Stuff

With my new truck, I was expecting to get about 8 miles per gallon. I drove it around over 100 miles today, and the on-board computer showed me getting 12.5 miles per gallon overall. Definitely not great mileage, but better than I was expecting.

One nice thing about it is my Toyota Tacoma has a 17 gallon tank and got 16 miles per gallon (272 miles between gas station visits). The H2 has a 32 gallon tank, so 12.5 miles per gallon works out to exactly 400 miles per tank. So the slightly higher fuel costs is offset by saving my time of going to the gas station. :)

146 Responses to “H2 Hummer Gas Mileage”

  1. Keri Says:
    June 27th, 2005 at 7:07 pm

    What an idiot!! You have the gall to be happy with a car that gets the worst gas mileage & emissions rating of any other vehicle. Anyone who would own such a car deserves to suck down the polluted air– what about the rest of us!

  2. Anonymous Says:
    July 16th, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    Also, you must have a very very tiny penis, jackass. You are everything that is wrong with America today

  3. Anonymous Says:
    July 16th, 2005 at 2:16 pm

    You GO girl! Hummers rule.

  4. Anonymous Says:
    July 17th, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    Hummer© powered by dead soldiers.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    August 4th, 2005 at 2:51 pm

    OSAMA LOVES YOUR HUMMER, TOO!
    JACKASS

  6. Anonymous Says:
    August 24th, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    yep hummers are awesome…im looking at them right now…so u all that don’t like em can just eat a cock

  7. Anonymous Says:
    September 16th, 2005 at 4:57 pm

    Everybody with a nice car has a tiny penis and everyone with a piece of shit has a big dick. Or is just an unsuccessful loser who needs to bitch and make excuses for fucking up their life. Quit cryin ya little bitches!!

  8. Anonymous Says:
    September 17th, 2005 at 4:53 pm

    Unsuccessful? Not even close! Do I need to flaunt my success with gas guzzlers that pollute the air and use ridiculous amounts of oil that is making terrorists rich?? No way!

  9. Anonymous Says:
    September 26th, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    I have a Hummer…if you are a gay rule with u Mercedez, if u are a yuppie use u BMW..but when u use a HUMMER all chicks..all people turn their necks, mom, kids, grannies everybody smile when u use u Hummy….well H rules!!!

  10. Anonymous Says:
    October 14th, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    J + T
    We have a Hummer because we can!!! Those who knock it can’t afford it!!! Keep knocking and work harder!!!
    Na Na Na Na Na!!!!!

  11. Mike Says:
    October 20th, 2005 at 8:17 pm

    Drive whatever you want and don’t worry about what anyone else is doing. If you want to lead America by example, drive a Fiat and do so with pride.

  12. Allison Says:
    October 21st, 2005 at 1:05 am

    I love how almost all of the people ragging on your fat ride are too lame to leave their real names. Easy to talk shit as “anonymous”.

  13. Jayson Says:
    November 4th, 2005 at 9:10 am

    In response to J+T I am really happy that you are able to afford a General Motors vehicle. You should be really proud.

    What’s this about, “Na Na Na Na Na!!!!! “? How old are you?

    Let’s talk when you can afford a Range Rover or a Porsche Cayenne but if it makes you happy to drive around in a big plastic BOX with lots of plastic dials feel free.

    By the way you can pick up your plastic replacement parts at your local AutoZone store.

  14. F.L. Smith Says:
    December 2nd, 2005 at 10:30 am

    I’ll be renting a HUMMER H2 to drive out of town and I’m “LOVIN IT”!!!!!! Because, it’s my can of party!!!
    “Dip-lickers”

  15. Hummer Guy Says:
    December 2nd, 2005 at 10:18 pm

    Yeah. the Hummer two has a terrible gas mileage, even worse than a Hummer H1. however that is possible. Just glad that the new Hummer 3 seems to have a better gas mileage than Hummer 2.

  16. Clayton Says:
    December 6th, 2005 at 7:05 pm

    I own a Hummer H1 that gets 7 milses per gallon. I love it. I hate liberal bastards that protest HUMMERS. I am thinking about getting an H2. People that have piece of shit cars have PUSSIES.

  17. victoria Says:
    December 7th, 2005 at 8:22 am

    All of you guys that spend your free time argueing over whether or not hummers are cool have no life. Just pay attention to your own car and grow up. HUMMERS ARE AWESOME

  18. Jake Reed Says:
    December 15th, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Stop haten!!! This is a free country you can buy and drive what ever you want. HUMMER kick AZZZ!!!! Nothing but love to you haters!

  19. victoria Says:
    December 17th, 2005 at 6:28 pm

    you’re right it is a free contry but why hate those who want a hummer i mean come on it’s their decision and you can’t change that

  20. Mac Says:
    December 19th, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    I served almost 30 years in the military. I drive a Mercedes SUV now along with a Cadillac, and a HOG(Harley Davidson) I am 100% disabled and I plan to buy the biggest/baddest Hummer I can find. I think I deserve to drive whatever I damn well please.

  21. Joe Says:
    December 21st, 2005 at 10:53 am

    I currently have an Avalanche North Face edition..it is so bitching and I totally love it…the Avalanche has a slight bit of p envy for the Hummer…and so do I. They both rule! I drove a 2 cylinder Saab in the seventies…so the gas I saved then I’m using now…Hummers rock! so do thier little brothers the Avalanche’s…if you dont like well there is our way or the highway….

  22. Matt Says:
    December 22nd, 2005 at 8:19 pm

    2 married couples

    1) Husband drives fuel friendly SUV exploer, wife drives explorer. Both suvs get 20mpg making the average mpg for the couple to be 20.

    2) Husband drives Hummer H2 which gets 14mpg, and wife drives Cavalier that gets 35mpg. Average is 25mpg for the couple.

    It all evens out, stop bitchin.

  23. Your H2 is garbage Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    When your own kids or relatives are shot in the face or blown up by a roadside bomb because we have to invade Iraq to keep your stupid Hummer’s tank full, I will not feel sorry for you. You had it coming.

  24. JC Rauch Says:
    February 7th, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    Well I like the Hummers ~ I don’t have one, but I will get one within the year. I love to collect cars ~ I have a ‘55 Porshe, a ‘64 Vette Stingray & a ‘76 Vette Stingray, but when I was in an accident with one of my Firebird’s I decided to trade up ~ I currently drive a Chevy Silverado Full Size truck with extended cab and I can careless if I get bad gas mileage. If I am in an accident I have a greater chance of survival for myself, my family and any passengers than those driving in an Accord. For me my life, my family and my passengers are more important than how much gas I use. The fact is that Hummers and trucks can take more damage and give out more damage than they take. Now I don’t want to take lives, but if its a choice between the lives of strangers and the lives of my family ~ my family will when every time. Live with it!

  25. JC Rauch Says:
    February 10th, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    Well I like the Hummers ~ I don’t have one, but I will get one within the year. I love to collect cars ~ I have a ‘55 Porshe, a ‘64 Vette Stingray & a ‘76 Vette Stingray, but when I was in an accident with one of my Firebird’s I decided to trade up ~ I currently drive a Chevy Silverado Full Size truck with extended cab and I can careless if I get bad gas mileage. If I am in an accident I have a greater chance of survival for myself, my family and any passengers than those driving in an Accord. For me ~ my life, my family and my passengers are more important than how much gas I use. The fact is that Hummers and trucks can take more damage and give out more damage than they take. Now I don’t want to take lives, but if its a choice between the lives of strangers and the lives of my family ~ my family will win every time. Live with it!

  26. Clint Says:
    February 12th, 2006 at 1:13 am

    You Hummer Heads have got to be kidding. Your only argument for other people not having a hummer is “you can’t afford it, nah, nah,” or “you’re a wuss if you don’t like it,” and “big cars are safe,” etc. The entire mindset behind the Hummer is what’s wrong with America and what will eventually lead to the downfall of our great country. Let’s all consume as much as we can and have the biggest, baddest equipment to show off to other people and make up for our other inadequacies and our lack of thought, empathy, and foresight. Those Hummers will be sitting rotting when in 10 or 20 years gas prices are though the roof as you hyperconsumers guzzle more than your share and the reserves run out. Take the time to think a moment about what you are consuming, where it comes from, and what it leads to. We’ve killed over 2000 American patriots in the Iraqi conflict, partially fueled by our oil consumption. Tread lightly, reduce, reuse, recycle, and give a damn about something other than yourself for once. People that care about the environment are not wimps, pussies, poor hippies, slackers, or whatever else you call it. We just think about more than ourselves and we care. Self-centered jackasses can waste their money on overpriced manhood-trophys, I’ll be fueling my mercedes on biodiesel for $1.50 a gallon.
    As an ER doctor, I can afford to buy a Hummer, a porsche, a landrover, etc, but I choose to ride my bike to work, drive my ‘84 mercedes wagon on home-brewed biodiesel or my Honda Element because they are practical and I choose to care a little about the rest of the world instead of myself.
    Please think about what you are doing.

  27. katerina Says:
    February 17th, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    it’s truly pathetic that some of you men actually think driving a Hummer makes you cool. You basically flaunt your lack of manhood by driving a Hummer. Your clearly not confident enough in yourself as person so you hide behind labels of coolness or representations of machismo. The rest of us smell your weakness, your desire to be admired and respected for once in your lame lives. You wont! it doesn’t matter how big of a car you drive or how expensive your house is. We all know your just a dumb loser with a tiny penis.

  28. John Says:
    February 19th, 2006 at 10:59 am

    To Matt:
    Just to creect your math:
    If he has 14 mpg and she has 35mpg the average is 20 mpg and not 25 mpg (assuming both drive the same distance). You cannot use mean average in this case. The correct math:
    2/(1/14+1/35) = 20

  29. Jacob Says:
    February 26th, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    Katerina,

    So your ideal guy would drive an 82 buick century and make 22k a year?

  30. Jorgen Says:
    March 1st, 2006 at 9:34 am

    All you suckers who drive h2. Why do we need those cars anyway. Gas price is still too low in the States, h2 is one of those cars wich prove my point. Oil resources won’t last forever! More economic cars and we can drive longer but still comfortable!

  31. Scott Says:
    March 1st, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    First off I want to start by saying I DO NOT support the war and I have lost three freinds to those assholes in Irac..You can drive what you want..If you drive a h2 you do not support terrorists if that was the case people that drive foreign cars would be antiamerican..think about that..People get gelouse when the cant afford somthing or can not get it so they make comments like you have a small penis and other nonsense such as that..drive whatyou want to hell with what people think my penis is pretty dam big ( over 8″) and i drive a vette and i am not trying to compensate for shit..I just enjoy driving nice cars and when somone makes a comment about me trying to compensate for somthing..I just let go and laugh when the droll and stare at my bad ass ride and my hot ass woman

  32. Greg Says:
    March 18th, 2006 at 4:59 am

    I support My Gov. I bought an H2 which they paid to develope with your Tax Money.
    I Love it and will Drive it until I decide to get an H1 Alpha.
    So all you omegas can kiss my A__.

  33. Greg Says:
    March 18th, 2006 at 5:03 am

    One more thing.Women Love it and would rather ride my Hummer than see you with your pants down needle D–K.

  34. Greg Says:
    March 18th, 2006 at 5:08 am

    When you fill my gas tank I’ll listen to you.Until then ride a bike and save more Gas for me.

  35. Greg Says:
    March 21st, 2006 at 8:44 am

    I’m saveing fuel.I just increased horse power to about 390 and now I’m getting 13.2 MPG.
    All it takes is something you people who bitch don’t have—– MONEY. Get a GOOD JOB off your kness.

  36. Greg Says:
    March 22nd, 2006 at 4:58 am

    New Green list is out Hummer is up to #7.Getting better all the time.

  37. JUSTIN Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 9:16 pm

    i AM 6′8″ 296 POUNDS. I NEED THE BIGGEST VEHICLE I CAN GET. THE H2 IS WHERE IT IS AT. BUT WHAT IS THE GAS MILEAGE AND HOW CAN I MAKE IT BETTER IF ANY. I DONT CARE ABOUT SPEED OR HORSEPOWER. I REALISTICALLY WANT TO SEE 15MPG CITY AND 21 HIGHWAY. ITS A 6 LITRE VORTECH I KNOW, BUT I DONT KNOW IF THE WEIGHT OF THE HUMMERS IS A FACTOR. SOMEBODY HELP PLEASE. FOR THE RECORD, HUMERS ARE COOL, COMFORTABLE, FLASHY BUT UGLY AT THE SAME TIME AND OVERPRICED,BUT I STILL WANT ONE

  38. Mac Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    With sixteen years in Intelligence concentrating as a terrorist analyst and the Middle East I can say that vehicles like the H2 are a huge part of the problem and I consider the attitude expressed by many here reprehensible and unpatriotic. My 31 years in the military wasn’t spent to see my brothers shed their blood for cheap oil so that someone can have a cheap “party ride.”

    The world will hit peak oil output sometime between now and twenty years from now. Even the big oil companies have acknowledged that fact. That means no matter how hard we try the world will no longer be able to pump out more oil than we were able to before. Why? Because it’s all gone. Even Saudi Arabia is starting to go beyond its peak, Russia peaked in the 80’s. The Chinese and the Indians are just beginning to develop a huge middle class and by 2050 they will demand over half the world oil supply.

    Are you ready for that war? Because the U.S. doesn’t have any more oil. The stuff in the Arctic is a drop in our gluttonous Hummer consuming wasteful bucket. Moreover, some of us are tired of watching our friends die for those of you who couldn’t care less.

  39. Mike B Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    Wow, this back and forth is great. I love being an American and having the internet at my fingers is the best. At one time or another I have embraced each of the opinions put forth here. From being self centered, to being very concerned with others, and then somewhere in between.

    Today, I am afraid that our indifference to others is making great press release against us for the Jihad Muslims. We really do look like we don’t give a shit about anyone but ourselves.

    I grew up in fear of the cold war Russians and now they are my neighbors and friends. Christians, Muslims and Judaism all have elements of religion in common. Someday the terrorists may be our new best friend. Hopefully, before the fall of Rome.

    We do sound hollow to many other people in the world when we invade Iraq and then burn oil as fast as we can get it here at home.

    That said, if I am going to write this crap, I should sell my low mpg F-150 4×4 and start riding the bus.

    This has been a blast.

  40. 03svt Says:
    April 1st, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    Hummer Rules! You broke ass people that hate them cant afford them. Its not about showing off its about feeling good about an accomplishment or in lamens terms, its about having money to affordthem. So Rule on Hummers, WIll get one soon!

  41. Jo Says:
    April 2nd, 2006 at 11:58 pm

    Who gives a shit if we drive hummers. I say we should keep using all the gas while its still cheap. The lower class people and the middle class people are going to be the people that get affected by all this in the long run so f-um.

  42. J Case Says:
    April 4th, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    I didn’t really care one way or the other about hummers until the other day some FUCKING IDIOT pulled his H2 out in front of me while I was going down the road at 40mph. Pulled out no more than 1 second before I would’ve been right in front of him. All the brakes in the world couldn’t have stopped that accident. Son of a bitch is lucky I didn’t get out and kill him right then and there. My point is, if you’re the biggest fucking moron in the world, buy a small piece of shit car that will be easy for you to die in when you get hit by an H2. Oh, and a big shout out to all the seatbelts and air bags in the world!

  43. Greg Says:
    April 6th, 2006 at 6:37 am

    No matter what you drive you want the best Gas mileage you can get.I have added a Vortex.cool air system and more to try to improve my mileage,at great expence may I add.Yes I drive an H2 and I’m LOVEING IT.
    You people should start picking on Dodge,Chevy,Ford,who make the big Trucks that get less mileage than the H2.
    It must be that you just can’t stand to see people that are better off than you.
    GET A BETTER JOB OR WORK HARDER.

  44. k_dawg Says:
    April 6th, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Yeah i was just tryin to do this school project and uh i wanted to know the gas mileage of a hummer and it was going good and then i saw this and just thought hey ill right something because its fun you know. ok sorry for wasting you time but thanks for reading this. later dawgs.

  45. Vinny Says:
    April 6th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    HUMMER’s are for rich ppl so stop fuckin complaining “ohh there too god dam expensive” and “the gas mileage sucks” good thats why you dont fucking have one, i have one and i dont fucking care
    haha jealousy is a bitch… isnt it

    so stop hatin on the hummer… go buy a fuckin toyota prius if your so concerned about gas mileage fucking bitch

    i bought this H2 for the look mostly and all you ppl who feel me on this and have a HUMMER yourself then this isnt to you but if your a hater then FUCK YOU

  46. Greg Says:
    April 7th, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    HEY MAC,
    ALL US HUMMER OWNERS PAID FOR YOU 31 YEARS SERVING OUR COUNTRY.THAT’S RIGHT OUR COUNTRY.YOU SERVED US AND WE PAID YOU.BET YOU STILL CAN’T AFFORD A HUMMER.IF YOU COULD YOU WOULD SEE THAT IT WAS MADE FOR OUR MEN IN THE SERVICE.WE ALL PAID FOR IT’S DEVELOPMENT AND ONLY A FEW SHARE THE GLORY OF IT.
    SO AS WE ALL SAY FUCK YOU MAC.

  47. anonymous Says:
    April 13th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    how the fuck needs a guzzler like a hummer.those pieces of shit are not even nice and they look like extra full size jeeps.if you go of roading far from a gas station your fucked.i preffer to get a toyota fj cruiser which has almost as much capability than a fucking hummer.a hummer gets less than 13 mpg’s.a fj cruiser gets more than 21 mpg’s idiots.buy a jap instead of a gays ass american guzzler.

  48. Greg Says:
    April 16th, 2006 at 5:12 am

    Anonymous Ass It’s WHO not how.DickHEAD

  49. Greg Says:
    April 16th, 2006 at 5:15 am

    By the way AnonymoASS godd to see that you support the US.Move to Japan you like it so much.They have cheap shoe’s too.Have a nice walk when your walking from your 4-wheeling.

  50. Clint Says:
    April 21st, 2006 at 12:17 am

    Wow, it’s amazing to see the contrast in grammar, sentence construction, and amount of abstract thought put into posts from the hummer-heads and the obviously more educated and intelligent.

  51. Greg Says:
    April 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Since this started out as a H2 mileage question let me open everyone’s eyes. I drive a Ford F350 crew cab dually 4×4 with a 7.3 Turbo Diesel. I have no choice since I own quite a bit of land and pull multiple trailers and VERY heavy loads. The single wheel F350 w/diesel gets around 15-18++mpg with the 373 gears. I average 11 with 411 gears. The H2 hummer gets a little better mileage than this. Chevy and Dodge Duallys are the same (around 11mpg), so the Hummer isn’t as bad as you may think. PS My brother occasionally drives a restored 64 Galaxie that only gets 8mpg and it is stock!

  52. Dan Says:
    April 29th, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    I am thinking about buying a HUMMER H2, I test drove one about a month ago and it was AWESOME. I am only 19 and FINALLY got my parents talked into one. Gas prices are a little high right now and i was just wondering what kind of mileage you PROUD owners have been getting?!

  53. Greg Says:
    May 5th, 2006 at 5:42 am

    Greg Ford F350. I’m Greg on this sight.I hate fords and would’nt own one.Change your name on this sight.I would’nt want people to think that you speak for me.

  54. Charlie Says:
    June 5th, 2006 at 10:26 pm

    Okay, I read those comments about married couples with SUVs, I hate Hummers as much as everyone else and I’m a car enthusiast (just thought I’d drop in my 2 cents worth), but the first guy who said the hummer and cavalier average is 25mpg is right, the equation for mean (which matches median in this case) is (14+35)/2 = 24.5 or about 25

  55. Paul Says:
    June 22nd, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    I am looking at buying the H3, same fuel mpg as the Wrangler, and Cherokee, and Trooper and pathfinder and many other vehicles, in fact the SL 500 has worse mpg than the H3……but even if it was a H2, I can’t believe any of you….you are all ridiculous….do you know how many gallons one Plane takes for one trip…even a small trip…forget about LA to NY….heck do you realize that you can run all the cars in the US for a year for what the planes take in one day…..well probably I’m not right there but you get the point….don’t bother replying to me, cos I’ve got better things to do than be back here…..see ya.

  56. mike Says:
    July 19th, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    quit all your bitchin. i served my country and earned to drive whatever i damn please. that’s why we are over there fighting wars for oil? give me a break. you all would by ocean front property in arizona. it’s because our government is run by pussies (the bush’s) the first one was to scared to attack baghdad the first time around and the second reacted to late to 9/11 and let the bastard get away. drive what you want to because you can. if you don’t like it get the fuck out of my country you green day lovin losers. H2′S RULE WITH AUTHORITY..

  57. joe deville Says:
    August 22nd, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    im buying a H2 tomorrow. what is the correct mileage, thats why i logged on to this site. around 10? mpg. i didnt know so many people were sore about owning one. only reason more to drive one. my girlfriend still walks bowlegged after 2 years together, shes verry happy huandai or hummer, so the dick/size problem is bullshi! goodfellowstats.com i tattoo

  58. joe deville Says:
    August 22nd, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    note all 30 of the 04 chevy trucks i drove for the landline telephone company i worked for have the same engine/drivetrain. only difference is the pretty and intimidating sheetmetal wrapped around it. i wonder how the emissions and mileage, and everything else mentioned mechanical can be so poor?i was always taught to not speak if i didnt know what i was talking about.looks can be intimidating. sorry about your luck if i have a fender bender, i can see why foreign cars feel so bad. escalades- same drivetrain same do you also hate them? chevy and gmc 3/4 ton pickups also.

  59. HummerGuy Says:
    August 24th, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    First of all id like to say that for all you hummer own …. Keep it cool … i just bought an H2 about 1 month ago and its awesome!! For all you jealous ppl out there.. and who only talk
    shit about the H2 .. Get up off your lazy ass go work and buy one urself.

  60. Levina Says:
    September 5th, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Hello All,
    I just stumbled acroos this site while trying to find out mileage for hummers. Personally I think the HUMMERS are a great ride and very safe and also MADE in the U.S.A.
    But feel free to correct me if I am wrong. How many people did it take to run that factory where they were made. Point being there is a downside to everything and lately everything is revolving around the war. Everyone makes their own choices and if I like the hummer and if I can afford to drive one you can bet your ass I am not going to ask ANYONES approval….Yes I love HUMMERS.

  61. Peter Says:
    September 13th, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    My lord…. For all ya’ll (yes I do talk that way) who keep sayin that the middle east provides so much of our oil, keep dreamin. The majority of our oil imports comes from Canada. And we would be able to use much more domestic oil if we wouldn’t keep selling it to Japan and east Asia.

  62. TD Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    I plan on getting an H2 the first of the year. I think that they are bad ass and if you don’t like them its because you probably can’t afford one. Quit mcdonalds and burgerking and get a real job then get a real car!

  63. swamp rat Says:
    September 29th, 2006 at 10:36 pm

    I like mine, i’m currently working on getting better fuel economy with my 04 h2. i am an auto technician, ask me how to enhance the performance, a98z71@yahoo.com

  64. andria gonda Says:
    October 18th, 2006 at 7:59 am

    No different gas mileage than my husbends dodge truck or my 2003 tahoe I had.Im sorry my family comes first and if I get in a wreck I know I will be ok.I have seen what happens when a small great gas mileage car gets in a wreck and if its with a bigger car of even a semi its(NOT GOOD).I had a vw bug and got ran off the road buy a truck and left me and my little girl in the ditch.I traded it in for the h2. I had it 3 1/2 years and love it.No one runs my off the road.

  65. bill Says:
    November 25th, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    Canada has more oil (Sand oil) than all of the middle east combined. So when they eventually find a better and faster way the process that into crude. My hummer will rule.

  66. Brian Says:
    November 29th, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    Oh come on! Hummers are THE single most capable off road machines available to the american public. I would absolutely LOVE to have one. Unfortunately, at this point in time, that is just not feasible.

    For all you folks knocking the hummer, and those who drive them….. Get a life. Are you all driving hybrid vehicles? After all, that would be the “evironmentally responsible” thing to do. Save the petrol products for your children! If someone can afford to purchase, and drive a Hummer, more power to them! If you cant, stop whining about those that can. And I would like to point out…. The governor of the most environmentally concious state drives a…… HUMMER!!!!

  67. Mike Says:
    November 30th, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    Andria Gonda: Your H2 is little more than a poorly engineered body on a lightened GMC truck frame. Statistically, the cabins perform worse than their GM relative, Saturn. Check out this:

    http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?url=/misc/photos_single.pbs&IDato=20061127&IKategori=LOCAL&ID=61127034

    The Hummer was travelling about 35mph according to the news article. A variety of vehicle crashes can be found here (no blood or gore at all on the site):

    http://www.carbuyingtips.com/disaster.htm

    Combined with the typical attitude Hummer drivers seem to have here in California, they’re far more dangerous other drivers and their owners.

  68. Mike Says:
    December 1st, 2006 at 12:20 am

    ^ I meant to write “they’re far more dangerous to other drivers and their owners” in that last comment…

    Another quick note, thsi one to Brian: With their low-slung solid axle housings, H2’s have very poor ground clearance. I’d hardly call them “THE single most capable off road machines available to the american public.” If that were the case, wouldn’t we see more of them in professional and serious-amateur off-road events? Apparently, a little unpacked snow is all it takes to immobilize them:

    http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/accident_story/12-9-03.html

  69. osama Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    i dont care what all you enviromentalist think …. HUMMERS are the best things on the road today…..

  70. me2 Says:
    December 13th, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    Whinner and haters, If you can drink 5 cups of Dunkin Donuts or whichever coffee you buy every day thats about 5 dollars and change a day and you are here whinning about the h2 having bad gas mileage you burn $35 weekly on caffiene and probably another 30 to fill up your cars, I dont drink coffee and spend $70 on gas for my H2 to fill up the tank.

    And anyways my job pays well so I can afford to put as much gas as I want to in my guzzler without worrying about the price or mileage. So stop whinning goo back to your daily lives and drive your hondas. Am happy with my h2.

  71. petroleum_engineer Says:
    December 14th, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    What is all this nonsense about “people hatin’ ’cause they can’t afford an H2?” Don’t kid yourselves. The H2 is a glorified Tahoe, so quit trying to pretend it is some top of the line SUV. It’s just a cheap-ass chevy with a differnt emblem on it I assure you I can afford better than an H2, though it is apparantly the standard by which all others are judged. Has it ever occurred to any of you that we don’t all pinch every penny we make to buy the biggest, most bad-ass vehicle on the planet, despite the fact that we could “stunt” and seemingly get all the ladies with one? Seriously, you sound like a bunch of fucking gradeschool kids talking about who has the coolest bicycle. Grow the fuck up. Nobody cares how cool you think you are in your H2 or whatever you drive. Cars are cars are cars. They are a means of conveyance. But please, by all means, seek out the least fuel efficient vehicle you can find. Every time you fill it up, you dumb shits sign my paycheck and add to my bonus. By the way, I do drive a hybrid and earn a very comfortable (can we say early retirement) living as a petroleum engineer. Don’t get high on your own supply. Suckers!

  72. ......./... Says:
    December 15th, 2006 at 8:03 am

    hummers f ing rule so quit ur bitchin.

  73. IRollBig Says:
    December 31st, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    you know what all of u losers can cant afford a big car can suck my dick just cuz we can buy whatever we want and afford the gas doesnt mean that u broke bitches gotta hate so suck a dick

  74. reason Says:
    January 6th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    What a surprise to see that every person praising the Hummer in these comments can hardly spell or string a sentence together. Yes we’re jealous that you’ve got a ridiculous tonka toy that you can’t even park and if it makes you feel better keep thinking that we’re “jealous because we can’t afford one” as if there aren’t better similarly priced vehicles to be had.

  75. Chris B. Says:
    January 14th, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Don’t bother, almost all stupid people will never know how truly stupid they are. Yes, it is a “free” country with a “free” market economy and I support that.

    The demand for Hummers is directly related to the supply of stupid, selfish, short-sighted people. If we decrease the supply of retards, we decrease the demand for this ridiculous vehicle.

    I suppose it’s just up to those of us that have some intelligence to make sure to support legislation that can help these retards avoid unplanned procreation, it’s all we can really do.

    For those of you who don’t understand how owning a Hummer can be unethical, maybe you should look beyond your own personal reality and see the world more objectively. But if you already own a hummer, you might as well be saying that you refuse to even try that in the first place.

  76. TJ Says:
    January 17th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Stupid, stupid, ignorant yankies and your fat, ugly Hummers…

  77. Kristee Says:
    January 17th, 2007 at 10:48 am

    Why do ppl drives Hummers? Because it’s SEXY!!! When I go clubbing I’m like every other girl, we always check out a guys ride, and a guy who has a hot suv is just irresistable. You just wanna ride with him in it, and HUMMER is definitely the best one. Everybody looks at you and wants to be you. Recently I met a guy at a club I found out he drove a HUMMER, and I just wanted him so bad (so did all the other chicks lol). His HUMMER had tvs in it and the stereo was sweet, so much bass. He said a lot of girls like to give him head or fuck in his HUMMER, and I have a tongue ring so I gave him head in his HUMMER, it so it was awesome he said I was the best he ever had, because most girls couldn’t deepthroat, since his cock was nine inches.

  78. JoytheGreat Says:
    January 21st, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Those who can afford Hummers do. Those who can’t drive Geo Trackers

  79. REPUBLICAN Says:
    January 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Wow…This is almost too easy.

    I’m a Chevy guy, but the HUMMER is an overdressed tub o’ shit. I’ve got a $60K 4WD diesel truck that will out run the Hummer, gets twice the fuel milage, and will tow 6 Hummers, 8 liberal-tree-huggers, their trees, and probably a few of their tub-of-shit hybrid cars at the same time.

    Lets get real people. The “oil crisis” we keep worrying about is not a crisis at all, compared to everything else brewing on this god forsaken mudball called Earth, it’s a mere drop in the bucket. There is a massive caldera bellowing in Yellowstone National Park, that will send us into a nuclear winter that we’ll play hell trying to survive. The point, to all of the left-wing tree-hugging hippie-liberals, is that when mother nature is ready to rid herself of us tyrants, she will. No matter how much we try to “reduce-reuse-recycle”…she has other plans. The dinosaurs didn’t make it…and neither will we. As for all of the idiots walking this earth in this day and age…blame the san-francisco hippie movement that created the baby boom. Quit being naive, quit listening to the PSAs on tv, quit reading the warning labels, and educate yourselves on the real happenings. Darwinism and natural selection will prevail, until mother nature says otherwise.

    Also, if you honestly believe what Tim Robbins and all of the other uneducated liberal movie stars tell you about “the war in Iraq”, then by all means run for president and change it, but shut the fuck up about it. In the mean time, you keep with the “reduce-reuse-recycle-” THEORY, and I will continue with the “drink-smoke-pollute” way of life.

    Drive or ride whatever you want. Who gives a shit. Just come correct with an educated idea, or don’t come at all. I’d love to create my own biodiesel, but not to save the earth (couldn’t give a shit about that)…but to keep more money in my pocket for my gun collection (God bless the second amendment). Also, for everytime I have to endure a night at the bar where I can’t smoke, or have to hear another stop-smoking ad, it just makes me care even less about the liberal beliefs. Long live the freedom of choice, and I choose to educate myself on the facts, and ignore the tree-huggin hippie bullshit…

    God…doesn’t it just eat your ass when someone lays it all out so smoothly for you reading enjoyment?

    Good Times,
    The Republican.

  80. JeffS Says:
    January 25th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    So your theory is that we have already screwed the planet up beyond repair so why bother changing our ways?

    Well, you might be right about the beyond repair part, but all these over-consuming assholes out there (you included) will be the ones crying the loudest when the cheap gas runs out and your whole world changes.

    Natural selection will definitely win out though, which doesn’t bear well for your idiotic line…

  81. REPUBLICAN Says:
    January 25th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Well played, but, I don’t use gas. I use diesel, and after that, there is biodiesel…it is what is know as, a renewable fuel source. Once again…come correct with an educated idea, or don’t come at all. It’s not that we have screwed up the planet beyond repair, but that the planet will do away with us and everything around us long before we can “destroy” it. It has been proven that this earth has survived several ice ages, as well as many different species’ affect on it over millions of years. But, the species’ themselves have been the one not to survive (except for the cockroach…it’ll never go away). We have yet to trully figure out the earth’s entire cycle. We don’t know that the “hole in the ozone” wasn’t part of it’s natural cycle as opposed to it being an effect from our irresponsible use of anything containing CFC’s. Whatever it is…chaining yourself to a tree isn’t going to change a damn thing in the long run. I’m not against conserving. But, when it infringes on my life and my rights…then it becomes a problem. I will cut down a tree…but I will plant two in it’s place. That’s the meaning of “conservative”. No different than hunting one deer, so two other deer can survive off of the available food (natural selection). People have to die, in order for others to live. The same goes for animals, trees, etc, etc, etc… All I am saying is educate yourself on that facts before enetering an opinion or an idea that Hillary Clinton gave you. Once again, no matter what automobile you choose to drive, it is your right to choose. Believe me, mother nature will have her wrath on the owners of hybrids AND gas guzzlers. It’s only life boys and girls…none of us are getting out alive.

    P.S. See what I mean, it was laid out so smoothly for your reading enjoyment.

    Thank you…come again!
    The Republican

  82. Rollin Says:
    February 5th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Hummers are great, fun to drive, practical and unlike anything else including most of the foreign junk on American highways. I get 14 mpg on average which is as good as a jeep wrangler.
    Hummers are awesome. If those that have issues would drive one ,they would change their minds, but we know that will probaly never happen.

  83. Rollin Says:
    February 5th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    change the spelling to probably.
    Thanks

  84. Meka Says:
    February 5th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    I am a woman of color, I have owned two H2 Hummers so far. I love them! I work and pay for these vehicles myself, no assistance from anyone. I work hard and should be able to buy what I can afford and like. That is the freedom of this country. I have friends who say would love to have my Hummer (behind my back). They cannot afford one so they say they tell me “I wouldn’t drive a gas hog”. Of course it never stops them from asking me to take my Hummer when we go places! Some of their Fords do not even get the gas mileage my Hummer does! An Expedition 4×4 at 10-12 mpg, and you people talk about my Hummer? I get 14-15 mpg. Yes I am an easy driver. By the way I had an Excursion V-10 4×4 that was lucky to get 8-10 mpg that I traded in on my Hummer and never once while I owned it did anyone say “what kind of mileage do you get?” Talk about over comsumption? How about two people living in 6000 sqaure foot plus houses? I don’t give a s—- what anyone thinks about my little custom $92,000 Hummer SUT. Bought & paid for and enjoyed everyday. Can you say that? BTW I also drive a BMW that gets 20+ mpg so it all equals out! Get off your lazy a—- and get to work!!!!!

  85. Rush Is RIGHT! Says:
    February 6th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    My H2 gets about 12mpg unless I’m towing my 38′ Cigarette Top Gun… Then it gets about 8. But tow it it does.. even the steepest boat ramps are no problem. All you class-envy liberals need to stop bitching, stop smoking weed, and get jobs that will let you enjoy life’s finer things. Call a Waaaambulance Al Gore! By the way, the Cigarette has TWO 540 cubic inch supercharged big blocks with 850 horsepower each!! Lots of dinosaurs died to give us this much fun. Keep driving your piece of shit Prius… I’ll try not to back over you. See ya at the gas pump!!

  86. H2 You! Says:
    February 6th, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    Save a horse…. Ride a Liberal! I just threw a big bag of trash out of my F-350 in a wildlife refuge!! Fuck The Earth Let tree-huggers pick up the garbage!

  87. Marc Says:
    February 7th, 2007 at 11:58 am

    LOL! I have owned & driven many collector cars that get worse mileage than my Hummer! I consider the Hummer my “gas miser”. Nobody ever asked what gas mileage my 435hp Corvette got. They just said how they loved the way it looks! 8 mpg on 100+ octane fuel for that Corvette. Hummer gets 13-15 mpg. Better than my last Ford truck!!

  88. THOMAS Says:
    February 9th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    Let’s not forget that one volcano erupting spews more waste in the air than all the Hummers in America.
    get a real brain you fuckin tree hugers.
    lefty liberal pinkos suck……….

  89. mr.x Says:
    February 10th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    hummers don’t kill the enviroment its just that they take a lot of gas because they have big engines and they burn the gas well and some cars are even worse then that car.

  90. MARK Says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 7:03 am

    Y ou all Hummer haters need to realizes that the way this whole country gos around with the gas problem is not to just blame on Hummers. Hummers did not make this gas war happen they have only been around 3 yrs. All trucks on the road eat fuel, all the race head hobbie guys eat fuel, any hobbie that uses gas eats fuel. You all haters I bet many of you own boats, do I need to say any more? I own a h2 and it sits in front of my work for ten hours a day, not burrning much fuel now am I ! GO GET A LIFE YOU LOVE NOT HATE !

  91. H2SUT Says:
    February 18th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    ahh,I like Christies comment..shallow as it is..Who doesnt like a hummer..
    One thing I have not read in this informative area is who actually uses there H2..I do..and so do many others..I have a problem with soccer moms driving around, there are better choices than the H2,, but its their choice..remember that, we do have choices so far in this country..even with the current state of our GOVT…DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT…

  92. Marc Says:
    February 20th, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Hey, If you are all complaining as to why my Hummer gets such bad fuel mileage, it does not get that bad (14-15). Ask the EPA and DOT why I cannot import KEI series trucks from anywhere else in the world to use on US roads. KEI’s get 45-50 MPG but they say they are not safe to use on the road as bigger vehicles also use those roads. Well have you seen a Electric GEM (they run all over here in Palm Springs with California plates on them. They are smaller than a KEI, have no doors and are a glorified golf cart. Also nobody says anything about my motorcycles having to share the road with every big vehicle out there. You want to solve the problem, give us options of having cars the rest of the world has access to. Hell, Canada is way ahead of us!!

  93. Dave Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    Walking up to my parking spots and seeing my 99 Vette, 99 Harley Night Train and my new Hummer makes the years in college driving a Suzuki Samurai and a Honda Civic hatchback all worth it.
    I busted my ass to live the American dream, don’t hate…

  94. wozz Says:
    March 3rd, 2007 at 10:19 am

    whal the h2 gets 13-15 mpg. i have a 02 dodge dakota extended cab that gets 15mpg. with a 4.7 lit. v-8 and i use the 5w30 oil it reccomends for better gas mileage, so it sounds like the h2 has a very efficient engine for its size,and i think they look pretty cool

  95. Ian Says:
    March 4th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Wow i love how yall say that osama loves the hummer…what the hell do you think you put in your vehicles? non…middle east gas? dumbasses…get the hummer if you want it, i wanted it but the gas mileage is too low. but apparently since your car is heavier than most, you are using dead soldiers in iraq to fuel your car…just get it to spite these fags!

  96. Lucretiel Says:
    March 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Lets do some calculations here. I’ve heard that Hummers get everything from 8 to 15 mpg. with a 32 gallon tank, as Shawn said, that works out to 256-480 miles per tank. on the flip side, there is the Toyota Prius. The web site says it gets 51-60 mpg, but lets be be nice to the Hummer people and give it 45 mpg. With an 11.9 gallon tank, that gives Priuses 535.5 miles per tank. now, lets go driving. lets drive 10,000 miles this year. using the Hummer’s generous 480 miles per tank figure, thats 20.8 tanks, or 20 refills. with gas prices at about $2.50, thats $1600 on gas. Now for the Prius. 10,000 miles means 18.7 tanks, or 18 refills. again at $2.50 per gallon, that’s $535.50 on gas. that is LESS THAN A THIRD of the price for a Hummer. you’ve just saved more than $1000 and added about 10 years to your life from the saved air pollution. So if you’re saying that I am not buying a hummer because I can’t afford it, you’re basically right. And If you’re saying Hummers are just cool, too bad. the future is coming. countries in Europe are getting 50 mpgs average nationally. China has an average of 35. even India is 40+. America needs to get with the program, or get left behind.

    -Luc

  97. Buying A Hummer Today Says:
    March 20th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    http://www.reason.org/commentaries/dalmia_20060719.shtml

    Nuf said. In the battle between Hybrid and Non-Hybrid… Non-Hybrid wins!

  98. ryla Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 am

    what about tall people? I am almost 7 feet tall and toyota prius aint gonna cut it for me, Hummer is the only ride that fitts me like a glove.

  99. Mike. D. Says:
    March 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Hummer H2 owner here…absolutely love my rig!! Buy what YOU can afford, enjoy it, have fun with it, take care of it, be proud of it. keep those you care for and love safe within it. do YOUR part for the environment. Respect other poeples choices and live your life to the fullest…after all, life is just wayyy too short to be blaming all the worlds environmental woes and wars on a single vehicle, and pitiful shame on those blaming the deaths of troops on Hummer owners…very sad!

    Peace!

  100. Michael Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 12:49 am

    Yeah right my family chooses not to buy a HUMMER because they can’t afford it. Rather we are just secure in our image and not asshole enough to buy a road-hog like that. By the way we purchased an Acura TL in cash so I think it’s safe to say that a HUMMER wouldn’t be too much of a stretch. I think all short, tiny penis, assholes driving HUMMERs should be forced to breathe in all of the excess pollution so THEIR lungs can filter out the smog for the rest of us who enjoy breathing. Trust me, people are gonna start SHOOTING at you assholes when temperatures in LA reach 130!

  101. Jesus Christ Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    I am Jesus Christ, your lord and savior. There was a scripture that I wrote myself that wasn’t included in the bible. As you know I didn’t put it together. Some middle aged white men did. This scripture said, “Thou shall buy an H2 Hummer motor vehicle if he wishes to go to heaven. Women that buy an H2 are simply dikes and they will go to hell. Men that buy the H2 are simply those of style and will go to heaven where we will all drive H2 vehicles. I made everything, why not use what I gave you, you bastards. Screw the environment, animals don’t go to heaven anyways. Ahhh, when I was a little boy my camel only got 42 mph so I killed it then raped it. Then I bought a horse and it got 12 mph. So then I made love to it. Oh, sorry I was writing out of my scream of consciousness again. Well, H2’s are your ticket to salvation. Amen.”

  102. Ryan Says:
    April 2nd, 2007 at 12:57 am

    I just bought a 2003 H2 with 40 inch tires and all the trimmins….It gets 10 miles to the gallon, and you know something? I will drive it wearing a baby seal skin coat, smoking a crap load of cigarettes, eating a huge roast beef sandwich while getting a BJ!!! and you know why? because I am an American and I can!!!! to hell with all you granola eating, tree hugging morons

  103. Mike Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    Nice. It appears that once again, conservatives cannot have a civilized conversation…especially without being crude and calling names. Name-calling is the sign of a weak argument.

  104. Glenn Says:
    April 13th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    First of all people the Hummer H2 is not the worst gas eating machine out there, I get 12.5 MPG I know a guy who has a chevy 2500 truck it’s a 2004 it gets 11.1 mph What’s up with that….I am sure Ford has there gas eaters also.
    True.. the hood is fiberglass (Plastic) but the rest of the car is not…It’s nice to know your wife and kids are some what safe with a tractor trailer wreck
    Try that with your geo
    Next, We are not in war with the gas sellers just the scum bags who ran in to the trade towers
    This war is bush’s baby
    Next, Texas is floting in oil also alaska & off the cost of california,
    It’s said that america has 200 year oil supply under the ground WHY are we buying oil??? over seas??
    Lets boycot the gas some how with the million dollar a day ceo gooroo… Did you happen to see that on yahoo news it was very sick

  105. Disabled Marine Says:
    April 19th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    I would like to say wtf?? and lol.. this is a debate between what the haves and have nots? or the xyz vs zyx.. it doesnt matter. I am a former marine, disabled and own an h2. Like mac said i also was in intelligence for a number of years and he is wrong. We as a whole meaning earth are putting an increasing strain on the oil/reserves. What no one is complaining about is why dont the automotive makers provide us with “”the cool car” that does the environment good? They have all the money, the power and support campaigns for politicians so gov regulations dont put a dent in their pockets. Yes i understand i can just say no!! and buy something more eco friendly, but a) typically more expensive with not enough improvement to rate downgrading the cool factor..yes i am selfish i know. But i put my time in and believe i deserve one, who knows maybe im wrong… but the he said she said, small large have havenots… take a step back and look how ridiculous you all sound. Take another look at why prices go up at the gas pump.. exxon doing maintenance for 2 months and the other companies rotate the same shut down procedures= companies driving and maintaining the high cost. The oil in alaska is actually the largest around, we also spent gazzillion dollars for it to just sit there.. i can go and get all the facts if u need, just post and when or if i get back to this posting i will reply.
    Factors: I like it so unless its killing you do as your mom said if you have nothing nice to say then keep quiet. Its big its red and people tend to see me more easily. They are effecient for their 7k curb weight.. it is a topic alot of the time and a showroom the others but its fun, not bragging if you wanted to drive it show me a license and come ask me..
    For those who say about pollution.. please my truck has outstanding emmission readings, better than most luxury cars. If you think ur helping cool buy an american vehicle and really help with pollution, price, pride in american made, that way u also help with jobs/retention and money back into the american economy.. or just buy your Acura TL for cash and not pollute but cause another american company to lay off more.. oh wait that would mean im judging and im not.

    For you non war/military proud people, all i can say is the service given to the USA by its members, all and personally known from the MC is utmost faithful, and yes in any service we will have bad apples and are held at a higher degree than others for responsibility.. i gave up many personal rights to guarantee others would have rights at all, i joined and became a stronger person with high character and slightly crazy.. crazy is a side effect commonly put on the side of the jarhead like a label.. ok i thought it was funny… I suggest to push for the vehicle you like or own and be a part of future developments.. like the hydrogen h2, at least it sounds and looks cool even if it still not effecient. i love its look, its drive its off road capabilities, i love the visibility both on the road and off, i love the stories created with it.. i am also the first person to stop when your brokedown while others laugh or continue on. I call in to get you towed, i pull you out if needed, i am there when u need me.. ddddddd… i am victory red hummer man to the rescue.. told ya i was crazy..lol but hopefully you get what all i was saying, even if it is only half understandable.. must of been when i was exposed to that thing when i was still an 0311.. :P

    Anyways lighten up on each other, if ya own cool have fun be safe and be a good american.. if ya dont.. so friggin what, if ya want one..cool best of luck… if ya dont know what ya think just go back to the corner till you do.!!

    PS: even if you dont support the war for whatever reasons, please support our troops, they dont need the distraction of our protesting etc.. (now that doesnt mean u cant protest) but if it involves protesting at the endangerment of our troops, i pray to meet you.

  106. Richard B. Johnson Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    I bought a 2005 Hummer H2 because I wanted one. It gets 14.7 mpg going to/from work (highway) with cruise control set at 70 (65 mph speed-limit). It rides well, has a decent interior and even pulls my work trailer well. I also own a Grumman Cheetah Airplane and a Honda VTX-1800 motor cycle so I have plenty of toys. My job as an engineer has been to make American jobs for Americans. I do that well. I am 64 years of age and am just getting started. If you don’t like what I drive, that’s okay, but you don’t have a clue if you think it has anything to do with sexual equipment.

  107. Chief Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    H2 rules :)

    Only bad thing driving H2 in Finland is fuel costs 6,7$ per gallona, but shit walks and money talks!

  108. Richard Says:
    April 27th, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    I read through this dialogue and am saddened by the notion that I put in 22 years of my life to preserve and defend our right to free expression and you waste it like this. I retired out of Special Operations and have earned the right to say we can drive whatever we can afford and be happy with it. These fools that harp about Hummers being fueled by dead soldiers are so offensive to those of us that know better. I suppose Al Gore’s jet and limo(s) are fueled with celery stalks? Such fools you are. Drive on, Hummer owners.

  109. Charles Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    I think Hummers are the coolest vehicles I have ever seen. I thought about getting one myself but common sense and logic won out. Besides, when the time comes and my children’s children ask me why people were so greedy and thoughtless about the next generation I can tell them that I wasn’t. Furthermore, I envy no one for what they have. I find that it’s usually the person that seeks the bigger, better thing that is seeking the attention and approval of others. I pity you that you can’t be happy.

  110. Joe Friedman Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 9:47 am

    I laugh whenever I see someone driving a hummer. It’s not a small penis issue it is called “low self esteem”. If you need to drive a car that looks like an 8 year-olds fantasy then you are telling the world, “I am all cheese, I have low self esteem, and I am trying really really hard to make myself feel important”. Sorry, we all still laugh at you.

  111. ED Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    I HAVE AN H2 WHICH I ADDED A CUSTOM EXHAUST, CUSTOM INTAKE, AND SUPERCHIPS TUNER. I GET 16 MPG AVERAGE. I DRIVE 65 MPH MAXIMUM, NO LEAD FOOT STARTS, TAKE MY FOOT OF THE ACCELERATOR WHEN I SEE TRAFFIC AHEAD. WHAT KIND OF MPG DO YOU THINK THESE CLOWNS GET DRIVING ANY BIG VEHICLE AT 95 MPH LIKE THEY WERE ON THE TRACK AT DAYTONA. ENOUGH SAID.

  112. Nick Says:
    May 13th, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    You cant blame Hummer because of George W Bush’s invasion of iraq, how can it be Hummer and there consumers fault? i think whoever here has posted negativity about shawn or hummer and making obsurd comments about him supporting people being blown up or terroists need a massive reality check and to go play in traffic.

  113. Steve Says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    I own a 2006 H2, a 2007 Escalade and a 2006 350z, and a 2006 GSXR1000. Yes, a majority of my paycheck goes towards vehicles and out of all my vehicles, my boat (mastercraft x70) sucks the most gas. And im ruining the earth. But guess what, I make the money, I pay for it, and I’ll be dead before I really need to worry about it. So, hopefully you’re kids develop a way to fix the results of my fun. REMEMBER, There’s NO draft, so the people in Iraq signed up KNOWING they might go to war, so just shut the fuck up about that little inconvenience.

  114. Arne Says:
    September 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    “I am 100% disabled and I plan to buy the biggest/baddest Hummer I can find.”

    I suppose 100% includes the brain.

    “So your ideal guy would drive an 82 buick century and make 22k a year?”

    So your point is? I make 50k a year (I’m 28) and don’t have a car at all.

    “One more thing.Women Love it and would rather ride my Hummer”

    than ride you? Quite understandable. Despite its low gas mileage, the Hummer lasts longer than two minutes, and the sound is not as disturbing.

    “Let’s not forget that one volcano erupting spews more waste in the air than all the Hummers in America.”

    Let’s also not forget that the effects of pollution are cumulative so two wrongs don’t make a right after all. And let’s also not forget that what a volcano spews out is mostly removed from the atmosphere over the course of a few months to years while carbon dioxide can stay there for centuries and cause the atmosphere to heat up.

  115. Connie "THE Hummergirl" Says:
    September 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    For all of you that don’t like hummers…..”You must be the ones that keep getting stuck in my tire treads!!!”

  116. nathan Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    Man, these arguments are almost as bad as those on Youtube

  117. roger Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    hey all i have an 04 h2 hummer and the best gas m ileage i got was 15mpg @70 miles an hour steady.i got tired of the gas mileage so i bought a device that increased my mileage by 4mpg its aturboeffect device its all physics.
    it only cost 10.00

  118. JaylookingtobuyanH2 Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    To everyone out there that keeps bringing up the ridiculous statement of the war in Iraq is over oil,I say, I spent 10 years in the Army some during the 1st war in Iraq and nearly every vehicle we drove was a Hummer.
    If this war is over oil, why are prices double what they were before the war started. We liberated a country that run by a murderous villian, dont you think we would get oil cheaper not higher prices. If you want to blame anyone for the higher prices blame the fat cats that sit on the board over at Exxon/Mobil or the Facist dictator that hates Americans and owns Citgo.

  119. anon Says:
    December 2nd, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Just so the 2-car calc is clear, 20 is right - you can’t do a mean calc. Well, you can do it, and it would be 25, but it wouldn’t apply to MPG. It would apply to, say the average number of apples if you have 2 bags of apples. It would apply to a lot of things!! But not MPG.

    Here is the key - imagine that the 2 cars are one combined car:

    (MilesCar1 + MilesCar2)
    /
    (GallonsCar1 + GallonsCar2)

    And the above formula used with 100 miles each comes to:

    7.1 gallons
    2.8 gallons =
    10 gallons

    100 miles
    100 miles =
    200 miles

    200/10 = 20……..

  120. Scotty Too Hottie Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Look, All of you that think a hummer or any “Gas Guzzler” at that matter is supporting terrorists you need to get out and see what is happening outside of your gay little world. Yes it is easy to say the war on terrorism is because of gas and oil. Come on now!!! Do you beleive everything any two bit pansy posts. Maybe, Just maybe thier is a bit more to what is going on with this world than what you read in your gay/lesbian/ tree hugging magazines. Trust me I know. I have dealt with it. I Was a Marine (Former Marine) I now work overseas dealing with this situation. I have lost 23 of my closest friends in the “WAR ON TERRORISM”. So you unedgucated retards saying wait till you lose a friend or family memeber shot in the face or killed by a roadside bomb……… I have. Many of times as you have read. I earned my right to drive whatever I want. And I treated myself with a Hummer H2. Because I deserve it. Maybe if you have ever done anything, even close to the sacrifices I have made I will listen to your ignorant b/s. I am an avid outdoorsman. I Rock climb, kayack, Ski, the list goes on my friends. But guess what? The vehicle that I drive does not put a damper on any of those activities. Take the joint out of your mouth and get a job. Or go join the military and make a differance in the world.

  121. Greg Says:
    May 15th, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    What the hell has gotten into everyone, I thought we still lived in the USA. Why should it matter what someone drives, or were they live or were they work, as long as you pay your own way why should it be anyones concern how you spend your money. The day you start judging people on what the drive is the day your no better than the towel head fuckers that crashed the plains on 9-11. That incluedes you JO friedman and all the rest of you that are pre judging people just for what they drive.

  122. Nancy Says:
    May 17th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Drove my first H2 today. Loved it. Hope to buy it. And for
    all you out there, did you realize America buys more gas
    from Canada than anywhere else. Do your homework
    before you fling stones at our hummers. Is the gas
    situation good, no, but its still the cheapest in the world
    except for NZ. We had good times for a long time-now we adjust but we don’t stop living and having some fun.
    Had fun in my 8.1 Liter Chev Silverado, had fun in my ‘85
    Corvette and now its Hummer time. If I end up living in
    it that’s okay too. Can’t dance. Hats off to ALL MILITARY SERVICE PEOPLE. For Clint-yaaa you have great grammer, did you risk your life to protect your fellow Americans yet?And you Joe, keep laughing at us if it makes your day. Maybe you need to get a life and if we see you broke down on the side of the road, we’ll leave you alone cause you would never want to ride in our H2’s.

  123. Nancy Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Well I think I’m happy that I did buy the Hummer H2 but
    my daughter pointed out that its a bit scary because of
    some of you extremists. Do you people know what our
    Country was founded on…freedom. Do you know what
    the Military Service People fight and die for…freedom.
    How dare you tell everyone else how to live. Who elected you as the car gastopo? You people REALLY are
    scary! You have several notes here from Military People
    who MIGHT know more about the war than you and you
    refuse to hear what they are saying about protecting
    rights, even your ungracious rights. Please sit back and
    cool off. Surely you realize that 3/4 ton trucks, vehicles
    with hemis, Cadillacs, etc. are things people have the
    right to purchase and drive. I don’t do Starbucks, I don’t
    shop at the Gap, I don’t buy Lobster but other people do
    and I don’t hate them. I don’t hate anyone. Disagreements and debates are fine but hate doesn’t
    help anyone or anything. I also agree that people with
    their own planes and people with huge homes they heat
    and cool are making choices some of us wouldn’t agree
    with but I’m not out to get them. Really sounds like some of you might be borderline dangerous. Did you help make that extreme H2 sight-you know the one I’m
    tallking about-I could feel the hate streaming out of my
    computer screen from that site. If I could I’d send you
    some Dr. Scholl’s (sp?) and you could
    start gellen! Got to go gas
    up now-just kidding!

  124. Jenna Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 6:50 am

    Look at gas prices now bitches. Hope all of you are having fun paying to fill up those tanks! And this argument is not about money or people being “jealous,” it’s about being smarter and less self-centered than buying extra necessities that are not needed. Now look where the Hummer is going….BEING DISCONTINUED..!

  125. Michael Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I would just like to say for all you people who do not like H2 Hummers.

    1. Gas prices are what they are. We are so spoiled! Look at England $12.00 per gal. STOP BITCHING. Tell me, If you are paying $20.00 dollars more at the pump per week now. Stop and think, what was I spending that money on 6 months ago, DA. Oh, I know Bull Shit Items. Look in your closet have a Garage Sale 1 x per week hahaha. Because it sure did not go in your savings. Get Real People!! Your wallet is not broken just your consumer confidence. Its not the gas the H2’s use it the spending habits you have and we need to sharpen our budgets. It cost me $120 per week for gas, Before it was $90 to fill up. Hmmm, $30.00 more per tank and $120 more per month. What did I cut back? Instead of going out to eat 4 x per month I go out and eat 3 x per month. Oh my god is that so hard. Cut out the burgers and fries and get a grip. Try taking Business 101 learn to budget. In business you have to sometimes cut to gain.
    GET IT!!!! GO H2, its not the gas its the consumer who is screwed up. You need to find a balance in life to off set the supply and demand issues. CUT BACK ON THE BEER AND CHIPS. DO THE MATH!!!!!

    Aloha!!!!

  126. Wes Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Wow, I’m 16 and I don’t act like any of ya’ll (I’m assuming “adults”) so, what does that say about ya’ll? Come on! We’re all Americans we should be supporting each other, and if you don’t like how someone else lives their life then get over it! (I might be sounding like a hypocrite for saying this), but this just really bothers me that this is how people are spending their time, I agree that Hummers are a terrible investment, and just cause you can afford doesn’t mean you SHOULD buy, but if you really want it then go for it, and all you people that don’t like it, chill out! You’re not paying their gas, so just live your life and forget about the douches that need gas guzzling cars to make their lives happy! O, by the way, I had the balls to leave my name, unlike a few, so suck it!

  127. Wes Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Also, I just read Kristee(the hoe’s) comment about how Hummer’s attract girls…….really? That’s all it takes is a nice car?………omgosh, this is the saddest reply I’ve read so far……if that’s all it takes, then that makes you a nasty hoe who probably gave that guy a sick STD, and I get head from my girlfriend in my gas-saving VW any fucking time I want, and it’s just as good in a car that saves gas then wastes it, so go on giving out your nasty pussy to every guy with a nice car, but one day you’re gonna realize how much of a stupid dumnb-ass bitch you are and you’re going to kill yourself…..and I’m waiting for that day where all you stupid easy girls just off yourselves to make room for the more intelligent classy girls that are trying to make a fucking difference, this whole stupid blog just made me even more pissed about hummers, I tried to be nice and a good fucking sport about it all, but this is so gay. I hope I’m the last to comment this God-foresaken conversation. This car is stupid, but buy it if you feel you need to. It doesnt fucking matter to me, but think of the gas you’re wasting and the harm you’re doing. So fuck your dumb-ass muther fucking car right in the stupid-big ass tail pipe, with your little-ass dicks and go off-roading the side of a damn cliff. Ya’ll piss me off seriously, enjoy life burning in hell for such stupid poor judgement, I hate you all and I would guess God is on my side for not buying a harmful car. So have fun being raped by satan’s cock and eating demon sperm for the rest of your afterlife you dumb pieces of shit…..P.S. If you read this whole comment just because you’re a hummer owner, then guess what, you just got served by a 16 year old, who can’t afford shit (hugs and kisses mutha fucka’s!!)

  128. Mary Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    OH MY GOSH….. I am on my way out to buy a super HUMMER 2 right now… Perfect to haul my Huge Logan horse trailer…. PRICELESS

  129. Jon B Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    I recently bought a Hummer sut and maybe there is something wrong with my carburator, but I’ getting a mile or two better than I did with my F150. So with mileage the same does it really matter what I drive?

  130. T Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Get a life people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  131. Wes(ticles) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    I think hummers look cool, but they do get horrible gas mileage. If you can afford it tho, then good for you, but if you don’t like it because of the “green-house effect” then read online test results, because apparently the carbon-dioxide humans put back in the air is only 3% of the total amount of carbon put into the air, the rest is nature, so chill the (bleep) out and stop worrying about it…….peace, love, and hummers

  132. PEACH Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    God do you people have nothing to do with your lives. Its just an automobile, that uses up more gas then other vehicles…THATS IT!!!!!

    IT DOESNT KILL, ROB, MURDER, COMMIT ADULTERY, FORNICATE, OR MOLEST…

    DONT YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND

    ITS JUST A DAMN CAR!!!!!!

  133. Parm Aulakh Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    I have a H2 so FUCk You bastards you know ur dam self if u had a chance to get one you wouldnt think 2wice So dont give us you hypacritical bullshit

  134. HUMMER GAS MILEAGE Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    […] H2 Hummer Gas Mileage the Hummer two has a terrible gas mileage, even worse than a Hummer H1. … Just glad that the new Hummer 3 seems to have a better gas mileage than Hummer 2. … […]

  135. Hummer Owner Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    This is pretty sad. As a Hummer owner, I find it way out of control to say that it is the Hummers fault we went to war in the Middle East. Does anybody remember 9/11???? You all act like you care so much about our country and yet you do not even remember why it all started, in Afghanistan etc……. all you can do is reach for straws and blame the Hummer???? And I can promise you, if 9/11 or any other disaster, natural or otherwise happened in your hometown, and all the National Guards showed up in their Hummers to help you and your family, you would not think that a Hummer is so bad. It is a car, nothing more, it is not alive, it did not start the war, it is not why the world is the way it is these days, it is just a truck, and an incredible truck at that. If you don’t like it, fine… but be realistic. Also, just because a guy drives a Hummer does not mean he is a loser, or has a small penis. By the way there are a lot of women who drive Hummers as well, which proves just how stupid many of you are to only focus on that men drive Hummers, of course most of these women that have Hummers also have a job that pays them more than minimum wage, so maybe you should cut them down to… Down with the rich, right???? IDIOTS!!!!! If a person drives a Hummer it simply means that the person likes the truck. Get over it already. Hummers ROCK, as does our MILITARY, and you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

  136. ron peake Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 1:37 am

    i just got my 07 h3, with 20,000 miles on it, and it gets the same mileage as a new wrangler, and 1t was 12,000 cheaper, and is a much better car, i love it, and to thr whiners ,, its just a car, get a life

  137. Carl Henderson Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    When the Taliban decides to invade America (AGAIN) and lets say we are required to evacuate our home and survive on our own, lets see what you say when you all of a sudden must go tactical with your little cute cars. There will be no space in my gas guzzler for you. I personally own a Dodge ram and a Hummer H2. This is America people we have earned the right to choose. Think about 911 and the possibility of it happening again. ARE YOU READY. IIEEYA

  138. Wilson Dutton Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 am

    Hey all of yall that hate on Hummers get a life really i thought this was America.DRIVE WHAT YOU WANT. Oh and all of you that talk about gas and being over in iraq cause of it thats stupid America made a law where civilians couldn’t drill for oil here.Why? Cause America has the largest oil supply out of every country do some f$%k*** research god its just a car. Oh and for the down fall of the country go look at congress. I’m going to buy a hummer deal with it, and about polution look at electric its worse than cars and your on the net what a retard.

  139. tom Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Hello :
    I m planning to buy 2004 H2 , any one have suggestions? please be my guest, new for this big giant 4WD
    Thanks

  140. Paul Says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 7:01 am

    If I make 900 dollars a month, is there a Hummer dealer out there that will give a monthley payment arrangement I can afford. I think Hummers are cool. I dont care if they use more gas and cause more pollution I want a yellow H2 hummer. My email is slouchypaul at yahoo dot com.

  141. Mike Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 am

    For all you sitting home or at work nice and warm on your computers putting down people with hummers please remember this: when there’s 6″ to 18″ of snow on the ground and “you” need help because your sick, hurt, can’t breath or house on fire or maybe in a flood and you need emergency services, We are their for you so stop putting everyone down who owns a hummer because they might just be the person who saves your life someday.

  142. Chris Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 6:24 am

    I have a 05 H2. Yes I am not a porn star when it comes to penis length, but hay lets get real neighter are 99% of the rest of the world or we would be porn stars. The nice thing about the H2 is it is easy to get in an out of. Which for me allows me to go to work, shopping, the movies, and to my kids. It is very nice to drive and was easily set up for hand controls for my prosthetic leg. Yes I could buy a Yoda Yaris, but becasue of I am an amputee I could not drive it. Not to mention it gets better gas milage per tank then my ford crown victoria I traided in on it. And the 28 gal tank allows me not to have to fill er up as much. Which if you are handicapped is a bitch. Did I mention it is a breaze to clean snow off of too.

  143. Diana Gonzalez Says:
    January 8th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    ok all you guys need to shut up because hummers are polluting the air and our world is dieing because our world has the green house afect and our world willl flood and we will all die…so fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  144. emery Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    You people that worry what other people do with there money go look what you ass holes do with yours. If anyone fucked with my cars or trucks i would hunt your ass down and make you a lil bitch. THE CAMMERS IN THE HUMMERS THAT MOST OF US HAVE WILL SEE THE ASS HOLE THATS GOING TO BE SORRY THEY EVEN CAME TO THIS SITE LIL BITCHES.

  145. Bobby A Says:
    February 20th, 2010 at 1:47 am

    Hummer H2 is based on a Yukon platform. No one thinks a thing about people in Yukons. Hummer H3 is based on a Trailblazer platform. no one thinks a thing about all the Trailblazers running around. The H3 just uses the Colorado/Canyon engine instead of the 4.3 V-6.
    No, I don’t cuss. I won’t get that far into the gutter, but if that’s you’re thing, go for it.
    I’m 60 and have an H3 and absolutely love it and I WILL have an H2 very soon.

  146. Todd Says:
    March 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    I Just got a nice used H2 and I love it. It doesn’t get the best mpg but it’s only about 1 mile per gallon less than the 03 tahoe I had. I wonder how all these people complain even hate h2’s. Its funny how at a stop light I look around and I can see a gmc 1 ton truck on one side and a suburban on the other Getting the same if not less mpg. I feel it’s our right for now in America to drive what the hell we want…Talk about discrimination in America, All you liberals need to look at yourself’s. In this country Black,White,Brown,Tan,yellow,Male,Female,Rich,Poor you should be free to do whatever with your life or drive what ever you want without being discriminated against. At least until Obama has His way with America making us all Equal and Bowing down to other Leaders and making us seem pussified to the World. Enjoy life.

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