What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Fortune Cookie Translation #1
Okay, because I’m bored, I’m going to start translating fortune cookie fortunes whenever I get one, so here’s my first one…
Fortune: You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases
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about 6 years ago
Lol, that would make you a pessimist!
We ordered chinese food last night, normally I’d grab a fortune cookie and read what’s inside, but this time I didn’t, I just left it there, I blame those damn things for all my bad luck…
Now I’m the pessimist, lol.
about 3 years ago
I got one that said “A judgement will rule in your favor”
about 2 years ago
my email adress is only a different name so no one knows my real name but its safe wuth you okay so today i got a fortune saying you will conquer obstacles to achieve success. what does it mean? please reply to my email
about 2 years ago
Translation please?
“A firm friendship will prove the foundation on your success in life.”