7 Responses to “Fortune Cookie Translation #2”

Vicious Summer Says:
May 24th, 2005 at 2:10 am

haha…Um, what’s with all the fortune cookies? Is that new “girlfriend” of yours (the one dad told me about) chinese or something?

Shawn Says:
May 24th, 2005 at 9:54 am

Yeah, dad’s imaginary one?

No, Samurai Sam’s has fortune cookies, and since I eat there a lot…. heh

sean Says:
May 25th, 2005 at 4:59 pm

I like your translations.

Play the “In Bed” game with fortune cookies. It’s always fun. Just add “in bed” to the end of every fortune.

IE. You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance in bed.

and

Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends in bed.

Then translate it. Err I guess it doesn’t need translation after that.
OT: there is a good Upright Citizen’s Brigade skit about the “in bed” game as well. You should check it out. I believe it was the Time Machine episode in the first season. On DVD.

nicole Says:
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm

what does “treat a friend to flowers mean?” does it mean to actually give a friend flowers or does it have a deeper meaning then that??

Ann Says:
October 13th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

i got a fortune cookie and the quote/ fortune said, “one that would have the fruit must climb the tree.” i can’t seem to find a quote like that anywhere online. what do you suggest that means?

MARILYN Says:
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm

WHAT IS THE TRANSLATION FOR THIS?
IT’S UP TO YOU TO CREATE THE PEACEFULNESS YOU NEED.

Val Says:
March 26th, 2010 at 7:10 am

translate for me you will soon be crossing the great waters????????????????????????// thanks

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