What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Fortune Cookie Translation #2
Fine, I like fortune cookies! So I had another one today…
Fortune: Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends
Translation: No one really likes you for you, so you better be funny if you want any friends
Translation: No one really likes you for you, so you better be funny if you want any friends
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about 6 years ago
haha…Um, what’s with all the fortune cookies? Is that new “girlfriend” of yours (the one dad told me about) chinese or something?
about 6 years ago
Yeah, dad’s imaginary one?
No, Samurai Sam’s has fortune cookies, and since I eat there a lot…. heh
about 6 years ago
I like your translations.
Play the “In Bed” game with fortune cookies. It’s always fun. Just add “in bed” to the end of every fortune.
IE. You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance in bed.
and
Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends in bed.
Then translate it. Err I guess it doesn’t need translation after that.
OT: there is a good Upright Citizen’s Brigade skit about the “in bed” game as well. You should check it out. I believe it was the Time Machine episode in the first season. On DVD.
about 3 years ago
what does “treat a friend to flowers mean?” does it mean to actually give a friend flowers or does it have a deeper meaning then that??
about 2 years ago
i got a fortune cookie and the quote/ fortune said, “one that would have the fruit must climb the tree.” i can’t seem to find a quote like that anywhere online. what do you suggest that means?
about 2 years ago
WHAT IS THE TRANSLATION FOR THIS?
IT’S UP TO YOU TO CREATE THE PEACEFULNESS YOU NEED.
about 1 year ago
translate for me you will soon be crossing the great waters????????????????????????// thanks