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Training To Be A Ninja

by Shawn @ 9:25 am · filed under Uncategorized

As many of you know, I'm in the middle of fulfilling my childhood dream of becoming a ninja. At this stage of training, it's just a lot of book work, but hopefully someday it will be all worth it.

Today we learned about the Monkey Steals The Peach move. This is where you take your opposition, and physically rip their balls off. It's pretty effective I would imagine and I can't wait to try it out on my fellow students.

Thanks to Boing Boing for the picture.

8 Responses to “Training To Be A Ninja”

  1. Vicious Summer Says:
    June 7th, 2005 at 2:46 am

    hahahaha. Am I the only one that thinks this post is hilarious? Perhaps people really think you are training to be a ninja…

    p.s. Finally, you can use those ninja caltrops I got you for Christmas!

  2. Shawn Says:
    June 8th, 2005 at 4:02 pm

    I’m not sure why you think it’s hilarious. It’s a lot of hard work to become a ninja.

  3. sean Says:
    June 13th, 2005 at 5:56 am

    I hope all the boring book work has well informed pictures like the one you posted. For learning sake of course. Maybe someday, if you get pumped enough, you can be on realultimatepower.net

    Good luck and may you steal many peaches in your ninja days.

  4. Vicious Summer Says:
    June 15th, 2005 at 3:09 am

    Um…As your sister, I forbid you stealing peaches…

  5. gemini Says:
    July 9th, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    O-o.. whatch out summer’s boyfriends :) lol

  6. sommajew Says:
    December 20th, 2005 at 12:40 pm

    Ninjas are sexy in their tight blackness. I am a ninja. I get all the chicks. Yeah, its lots of work.

  7. bla Says:
    July 18th, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    if any of you who had a hand in making this sight and claim to be ninjas are a discrace to real ninjas the pic at top is all wrong the ninja should be in shadows waiting to ambush not fighting hand to hand and we ninjas use fast and deadly strikes not throws and so keep it real and stick to faqs or close your sight

  8. Todd Says:
    October 8th, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    You are most definitely a link ninja.

    Seriously, what’s cooler than a ninja?

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