Inhale Paint
This dude walked into a hardware store to buy spray paint. The clerk noticed his face and hands were covered in paint, so he called the cops on suspicion he might be inhaling them.
Sure enough... this fool was inhaling paint, and needed a refill so badly, he didn't bother to clean himself up before heading over to the store.
I love paint. Paint yummy... what an idiot.
I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.
