I Missed Shawn (Callahan’s) Birthday
Dude, I missed my friend Shawn's 1,000,000,000 second birthday a few months ago.
Anyway, he turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old on March 11, 2005. Happy belated birthday, and sorry I missed it Shawnie!!! I hope you did something fun (that obviously I wasn't invite to... dick).
I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.