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Monday, November 14th, 2005Monday, November 14th, 2005

I’m Psychic

by Shawn @ 12:17 pm · filed under Weird Stuff

You want to know why my stock market prediction is going to come true? Because I'm psychic... all I have to do is think about getting more Xserves, and this morning someone from Apple's enterprise business unit called me asking if I would be interested in any Xserves if they would give me a discount (they never have called me before).

5 Responses to “I’m Psychic”

  1. Bazkaz Says:
    November 14th, 2005 at 12:27 pm

    It’s scary how good you are… ;)

    Did they happen to update them to use dual core processors as well?

  2. Shawn Says:
    November 14th, 2005 at 12:33 pm

    No they didn’t… but if they want to give me a good enough discount, I’ll get some now. :)

  3. Christina Says:
    November 15th, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    Perhaps it’s your 6th sense?!

  4. Paul Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 am

    I am psychic too, but not as good as you :D . I used to have no control of when i had a psychic thought and it was hard to distinguish between whether it was a psychic thought or a normal thought.

    I have had psychic dreams as well as thoughts.

    Recently i am starting to pick up the ability to distinguish, and the psychic abilities are becoming under control.

    What should i do? I need your help to enhance my abilities. How did u get urs, did u learn it or were u born with it?

  5. Rhiii Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    I’m Only Twelve And I Can Read People’s Mind’s you Might Nor Beleive Me But I Would Never Make This Up. Only Part Of MY Family Know And Only My Best Friend ***** Know’s…. It’s Really Freaky I Also Have Dreams Of What’s Going To Be On The New’s Like Murder’s And It Happens This Is Really Freaky Please Help Me To out To Control This….

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