Winn & Sims Employs The Borg?

by Shawn @ 1:01 am · filed under Law

I think that Winn & Sims employees have a single collective conscious known as "The Borg". How else can you possibly explain three employees independently making identical statements on their personal websites?

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"Hey Everyone! These are just a few of my law firm links, including my favorite Law Firm: Winn and Sims, APC. I just love working for them!"

A truly heartfelt testimonial as quoted from Aric, Lauren and Stephanie's personal websites.

These three must be Borg probes masquerading as human beings, and you better believe I'm going to be reporting this to Star Fleet Command so they can start planning for the full scale Borg invasion. I wonder if you need a green card to work here on earth when you are an intergalactic alien?

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6 Responses to “Winn & Sims Employs The Borg?”

Help Desk Says:
November 1st, 2005 at 8:07 am

Do you think this is their attempt at SEO? I think they are calling you out!

Shawn Says:
November 1st, 2005 at 9:52 am

No, definitely not SEO. The only explanation I can think of is it’s The Borg.

Help Desk Says:
November 1st, 2005 at 1:10 pm

Well if you ask me (and nobody usually does) when you look at the pictures from left to right, the 3rd person seems to be a composite of the other 2.

Borg Theory: 2
All other Theories: 0

Shoemoney Says:
November 2nd, 2005 at 7:18 am

Haha Shawn thats awesome. The 3rd person girl looks like some borg experiment when breeding rats with humans… or not.

Shoemoney Says:
November 2nd, 2005 at 7:19 am

Ohhh I they are using linkvault on there homepage!!

I dunno why I thought that was funny =(

jonathan Says:
November 15th, 2005 at 8:16 pm

The middle one is hot!

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