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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

I’m Sexy!

by Shawn @ 12:14 am · filed under Uncategorized

Sometimes I forget about how god damn sexy I am.

This is what happens when I'm out trying to pick up cows and my pimp juice is flowing.

If I had an identical twin brother, I would seriously consider a life of homosexuality (and incest I suppose).

So seriously, I want to know what you think... On a scale of 1 to 10 with 6 being the highest, how sexy do you think I am? :)

P.S. - It's amazing that Gisele Bundchen hasn't called me since her and Leonard DiCaprio split up, don't you think? Obviously she hasn't seen *this* picture of me.

UpdateI was just informed that Gisele is dating Kelly Slater, so it makes sense about her not calling me now.

7 Responses to “I’m Sexy!”

  1. ViciousSummer Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 12:25 am

    um…..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..ha…hahaha.ha

  2. HU Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 11:39 am

    If I were a bull I’d hit it.

  3. Anthony Cea Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 5:18 pm

    You crazy fucker!

    LOL

  4. Mike Says:
    December 28th, 2005 at 7:55 pm

    What would Giselle search for online? I’m sure she’ll find you eventually ;)

    Can’t guarantee she will like your costume though :)

  5. A fan from Montreal Says:
    January 3rd, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    I might consider a homosexual life with you if you accept :)

  6. john Says:
    January 27th, 2006 at 11:23 am

    u r ugly did u get in a fight with a ugly stick

  7. Michael Goldman Says:
    February 6th, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    considering it was after the 10th beer, you look hmm.. not too bad ;)

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