What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Archive for December, 2005
Rhinestone Brass Knuckles
Dec 8th
What to get your gang-banging girl in your life for Christmas? Rhinestone brass knuckles of course. Leaves a pretty impression in someone’s forehead.
Making Money On A Bad Day
Dec 6th
Anyone can make money in the stock market when it’s a bull market and running up like crazy. The stock market is going to have good days and bad days… If you want to measure your (or your money managers’) success, don’t measure it based on what you made on a good day, instead check to see how little you lost on a bad day.
Those are my wise words of the day. hehe
$9M Piece of Glass
Dec 5th
I could care less about Apple’s retail strategy, but what I want to know is what kind of glass cube is worth $9 million dollars? And more importantly, what kind of retail space is worth $1,000 per square foot in RENT???
Russian Squirrel Posse Kills Dog
Dec 1st
Black Russian squirrels are bad asses.
A “big” stray dog started barking at the squirrels so they attacked and killed the dog. Then ran off with pieces of its flesh. 
The lesson? Don’t mess with squirrels.
Check it out over here.
Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers
Dec 1st
I’m going to the Raider/Charger game on Sunday. Are you jealous?
