What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
I Need A Job Title
I was thinking today that I’ve never actually had business cards before (never really needed them). But sometimes it might be handy to have them (I dunno… maybe you need something to write on real quick…)
So I decided if I’m going to get business cards, I’m going to make cool ones. But then I realized I don’t really have a job title… So you guys needs to think of a job title for me. The best one I could think of myself is “Digital Inventor”, but I want to hear all suggestions (leave a comment with the suggestion).
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about 6 years ago
Creative Mind
Digitalpoint Solutions.
about 6 years ago
Sorry for the double blog post:
Creative Force
would be better
about 6 years ago
While I think “Master of the Universe” pretty much nails it, how about “Chief Internet Officer” – CIO
about 6 years ago
Oooooh…I really like Mike’s suggestions! Now, if it was up to me, I would go with your classic “alien leader” just to throw people off.
about 6 years ago
Although “Digital Inventor” is a good one, I think your business card should read:
Shawn Hogan
PHP Pimp
Or
Shawn Hogan
Net Ninja
or
Shawn Hogan
<Body> Builder
about 6 years ago
My Hero,
or should that be GURU:
Great Understanding Relatively Useful?
about 6 years ago
So you have given up “Supreme OverLord”?
about 6 years ago
A twist on Inventor “Digital Architect ?
about 6 years ago
I like “Digital Inovations Director”.
Secondly I like “B-balla, shot-calla, brawla with 20 inch blades on an Impala”
about 6 years ago
Leader of the Lolipop Gang?
Or maybe Lolipop master is better?
about 6 years ago
I’m liking Net Ninja, but the then I ask ” Who needs a title or business cards these days”? I always carry a fine tipped felt pen to write on body parts when in need.
about 6 years ago
Screw your title. I’m pissed that my parent comment on your blog and not mine…
about 6 years ago
Don’t bother Vicious. He’s the youngest. He gets all the attention.
As for a title. It depends. A real and corporate job title would be [b]President, Founder[/b] or [b]CEO, Founder[/b].
If you need a funny and a more personal one, you could go with [b]The guy who actually works[/b]
about 6 years ago
Shawn Hogan
Builder
^^ I actually love this one :p
about 6 years ago
ouchie :p That was meant to be the last one which ViciousSummer posted — Builder
about 6 years ago
Cristian – actually, she is the young one.
about 6 years ago
“Shawn” is all you need on there. Perhaps “Shawn Hogan” bu nothing more. No contact details etc necessary. Maybe the DP logo but leave the rest blank so they can fill in whatever they think of you. There isn’t one label that describe the MotU. The very need of handing out such a card is too much effort for your liking, the card needs to express that. You are far superior and if they can’t figure out how to get hold of you based just on your name… They’re not worthy of doing business with.
about 6 years ago
I suggest
“Team Leader & Mentor”
Digital Point Solutions
about 6 years ago
sexy bitch
about 6 years ago
that would be from your smart ass roommate…
about 6 years ago
I woke up this morning and it was clear that this was it: “WISE GUY” !!! (I win! What was the prize?) You know like everyone always talks about…as in “Are you some kind of a wise guy?” Similarly you could go with SMART ASS or that could be second in command.
about 6 years ago
She’s the younger one ? Damn it. Doesn’t seem that way from afar
Eh anyway… Just leave her 10 messages per day on the answering machine telling her about your parent’s posts in your blog. She’ll love it
about 5 years ago
Holy crap, Cristian! F*%$ you for thinking that I’m old(er then Shawn)! It’s somewhat comforting to think that I’m only 3 years behind the Master of the Universe, thank you very much!
about 5 years ago
Afrodita, goddes of beauty, I bow in front of my queen