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I Need A Job Title

by Shawn @ 12:58 pm · filed under Uncategorized

I was thinking today that I've never actually had business cards before (never really needed them). But sometimes it might be handy to have them (I dunno... maybe you need something to write on real quick...)

So I decided if I'm going to get business cards, I'm going to make cool ones. But then I realized I don't really have a job title... So you guys needs to think of a job title for me. The best one I could think of myself is "Digital Inventor", but I want to hear all suggestions (leave a comment with the suggestion).

24 Responses to “I Need A Job Title”

  1. Mike Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    Creative Mind
    Digitalpoint Solutions.

  2. Mike Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    Sorry for the double blog post:

    Creative Force

    would be better ;)

  3. alek Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    While I think “Master of the Universe” pretty much nails it, how about “Chief Internet Officer” - CIO

  4. Allison Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Oooooh…I really like Mike’s suggestions! Now, if it was up to me, I would go with your classic “alien leader” just to throw people off.

  5. ViciousSummer Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    Although “Digital Inventor” is a good one, I think your business card should read:

    Shawn Hogan
    PHP Pimp

    Or

    Shawn Hogan
    Net Ninja

    or

    Shawn Hogan
    <Body> Builder

  6. Iain Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    My Hero,

    or should that be GURU:

    Great Understanding Relatively Useful?

  7. robinq Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    So you have given up “Supreme OverLord”?

  8. Anon Says:
    February 1st, 2006 at 6:26 am

    A twist on Inventor “Digital Architect ?

  9. Help Desk Says:
    February 1st, 2006 at 7:45 am

    I like “Digital Inovations Director”.

    Secondly I like “B-balla, shot-calla, brawla with 20 inch blades on an Impala”

  10. joch21 Says:
    February 1st, 2006 at 11:12 am

    Leader of the Lolipop Gang?

    Or maybe Lolipop master is better?

  11. mdh Says:
    February 1st, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    I’m liking Net Ninja, but the then I ask ” Who needs a title or business cards these days”? I always carry a fine tipped felt pen to write on body parts when in need.

  12. ViciousSummer Says:
    February 2nd, 2006 at 12:52 am

    Screw your title. I’m pissed that my parent comment on your blog and not mine…

  13. Cristian Says:
    February 2nd, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Don’t bother Vicious. He’s the youngest. He gets all the attention.

    As for a title. It depends. A real and corporate job title would be [b]President, Founder[/b] or [b]CEO, Founder[/b].

    If you need a funny and a more personal one, you could go with [b]The guy who actually works[/b]

  14. Lord Brar Says:
    February 2nd, 2006 at 7:26 pm

    Shawn Hogan
    Builder

    ^^ I actually love this one :p

  15. Lord Brar Says:
    February 2nd, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    ouchie :p That was meant to be the last one which ViciousSummer posted — Builder ;)

  16. Shawn Says:
    February 2nd, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    Cristian - actually, she is the young one.

  17. Johan Says:
    February 5th, 2006 at 5:52 am

    “Shawn” is all you need on there. Perhaps “Shawn Hogan” bu nothing more. No contact details etc necessary. Maybe the DP logo but leave the rest blank so they can fill in whatever they think of you. There isn’t one label that describe the MotU. The very need of handing out such a card is too much effort for your liking, the card needs to express that. You are far superior and if they can’t figure out how to get hold of you based just on your name… They’re not worthy of doing business with.

  18. Murugan Ranganathan Says:
    February 5th, 2006 at 9:43 am

    I suggest
    “Team Leader & Mentor”
    Digital Point Solutions

  19. Rhonda Says:
    February 6th, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    sexy bitch

  20. Rhonda Says:
    February 6th, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    that would be from your smart ass roommate…

  21. robinq Says:
    February 7th, 2006 at 6:16 am

    I woke up this morning and it was clear that this was it: “WISE GUY” !!! (I win! What was the prize?) You know like everyone always talks about…as in “Are you some kind of a wise guy?” Similarly you could go with SMART ASS or that could be second in command.

  22. Cristian Says:
    February 7th, 2006 at 7:26 am

    She’s the younger one ? Damn it. Doesn’t seem that way from afar :)

    Eh anyway… Just leave her 10 messages per day on the answering machine telling her about your parent’s posts in your blog. She’ll love it :D

  23. ViciousSummer Says:
    November 5th, 2006 at 2:24 am

    Holy crap, Cristian! F*%$ you for thinking that I’m old(er then Shawn)! It’s somewhat comforting to think that I’m only 3 years behind the Master of the Universe, thank you very much! ;)

  24. Cristian Mezei Says:
    November 5th, 2006 at 9:27 am

    Afrodita, goddes of beauty, I bow in front of my queen :P

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