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Satanist Running For Minnesota Governor

by Shawn @ 4:37 pm · filed under Weird Stuff

Wait, what? I don't even know what to say about this one, but Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for Governor of Minnesota in 2006.

The picture I have was taken from his campaign website. hahaha...

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.

Well... isn't that neat... :) Maybe this guy can make sure that whoever stole my snowboard stuff (see previous entry) really does burn in hell.

I kind of want this guy to win, because it will be years of good material for Conan, Jon Stewart, Saturday Night live, etc. :)

4 Responses to “Satanist Running For Minnesota Governor”

  1. Joe Says:
    January 14th, 2006 at 8:44 am

    I think the guy is joking, it looks like satire to me. Or maybe it’s not.

  2. Allison Says:
    January 15th, 2006 at 2:23 am

    Unfortunately, that blanket looks like something my Shawn would own.

  3. Allison Says:
    January 15th, 2006 at 2:24 am

    Come to think of it, the sword does too. Dear god, what have I gotten myself into?

  4. Mike Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 12:14 am

    The dude is NOT joking. There’s tons of wackos like that in the midwest.

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