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Young Chuck Norris

by Shawn @ 12:45 pm · filed under Jokes

Looks like Adam Sandberg did a followup to the widely popular "The Chronic - what? - cles of Narnia" Saturday Night Live skit. Not quite as funny, but still funny. Especially with all the Chuck Norris hoopla going on lately.


15 Responses to “Young Chuck Norris”

  1. Oliver Says:
    January 24th, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

  2. ViciousSummer Says:
    January 25th, 2006 at 12:58 am

    That wasn’t Adam Sandler, was it?

    The only thing I miss about not having a TV for the past year is the Texas Walker Ranger clips on Conan OBrien…ahhaha…see?! They still make me laugh…haha

  3. Shawn Says:
    January 25th, 2006 at 2:14 am

    Adam Sandberg (see post). :)

  4. Rose Says:
    February 24th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    could you hook me up to a Walker Texas Ranger fan club where I can directly write to Chuck Norris? It would be greatly appreciated.

  5. Brandon Morris Says:
    March 8th, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    I am only four years old and I just love Walker Texas Ranger and I would love a autografted picture of Chuck Norris for the show Please.

  6. JOHN PATTON Says:
    March 22nd, 2006 at 12:55 am

    Hello im a big fan of Mr. Norris ,I teach ata Taekwondo and im a 5th degree black belt in the ATA . I got to see Mr. Norris in Vages at the world combate leage Wish I could only talk to him .I think its great that he is out to help cildren keep off drugs and have a good life . If theres some way that I could get in contact with Mr. Norris it would be GREAT . your greatest fan John Patton

  7. Katelyn Smith Says:
    June 24th, 2006 at 9:12 am

    Is this going directly to Chuck Norris? Because if it is I want him to read this. I am probably the biggest fan of Chuck Norris I watch his show “Walker,Texas Ranger” faithfully. I know all the charecters real names charecters fake names on the show. I have memorized the theme song and want to own every episoid ever made. Also I would very much apprecate it if I could get an autograph picture of chuck norris. A reply would be greatly appreciated but you don’t have to do it. Will Chuck Norris ever reconsiter continuing the show? If he does I will watch it faithfully. From Katelyn Smith.

  8. MICHAEL D BUTLER Says:
    May 5th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    DEAR CHUCK NORRIS I AL WATCH YOUR SHOWS THAT HOW I LEARNED TO FIGHT WAS FROM WATCHING YOU ON TV I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A 8 DEGREE BLACK BELT I TYE KWAN DO YOU KNOW ALL FORMS OF MARTIAL ARTS I THINK YOU YOU WENT INTO THE AIR FORCE AFTER SCHOOL I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO MEET YOU IF YOU CAN PLEASE CALL ME AT MY CELLPHONE NUMBER IS (985)817-1458 THANKS YOUR BEST FAN EVER MICHAEL BUTLER.

  9. Katie Morales Says:
    May 13th, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    I am 8 years old and a big Walker Texas Ranger fan!! I just got a kitten. It is a tan color and I named it Walker. Is there any way that I can get a picture of Chuck Norris. Thank You!!

  10. Joey sorrenti Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Hello,

    My name is Joey. My grandma and I love to watch Walker Texas Ranger together. My aunt helped me buy the DVDs so grandma and I can watch. If it is possible, may we have a picture of Chuck Norris? My grandma and I would love it.

    Joey

  11. D. Razo Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Dear Mr. Norris, I am a great fan of yours and I love to watch your show “Walker Texas Ranger”. I watch it all the time. I have cerebral palsy and can’t get out on my own and I am 34 years old and I really would love to meet you. Can you please arrange it so I can meet you ?

  12. Tierra Pope Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    My name is Tierra. I am 8 years old. I would like your address so that I can write you. i watch your show all the time.please write back to me.

  13. Phillip Reynolds Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Dear Chuck Norris, Iam your biggest fan. I have all your movies that lhave ever come out. I have all the Walker Texas Ranger episodes that have come out. I have even made a coat rack with your named engraved in it.

  14. Rosemary Leibrock Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    My niece Mary Hixson is a giant fan of Chuck Norris, Cordell Walker, and would appreciate it if you could tell me how to get an autographed picture for her and also membership in his fan club.

    Thank you for your help.

  15. Rachael Bixler Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Dear Mr. Chuck,
    My name is Rachael Bixler . I am 17 years old. I’m a senior this year. The reason i am writen is becasue, I have a special needs brother he is mentaly retarded . He is 20 years old. When ,he graduated from high school he put on his Graduation paper in the yearbook that chuck noris was his hero. He has watch your show walker texas rager . A lot! I can not aford anything ! but, i was just wondering if you would maybe see my brother some day . He wants to met his hero before, he dies. He lives in Arkansas! Please write to my email witch you already have. pray about this and god bless.
    In Jesus name,
    Rachael Bixler

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