What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Man Cuts Off Own Penis To Throw At Cops
I don’t really have anything that I can say that would make this any more (or less depending on who you are) funny… But DAMN it’s funny. 
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
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about 5 years ago
Damn, at first sight I thought it was “Matt Cutts …” instead of “Man Cuts …” and the sentence really shocked me
about 5 years ago
I was thinking of doing that same thing when I got a speeding ticket last week for $204.00
about 5 years ago
no girlfriend, no penis. makes perfect sense. wait, no it doesn’t. was he going to mail his penis to his lady like vangough’s ear or something? ahhh, c’est l’amore, no?
about 5 years ago
Wow!! You just cant make this type of stuff up! And I thought that Carlos Mencia was just making it up. Here’s a good idea – just let let the cops catch you – penis intact.
about 5 years ago
It’s the perfect defense mechanism! If I had a penis thrown at me I would stop. That would be the end of the day for me. Maybe this guy can grown another one, like a lizard.
about 4 years ago
hahaha
about 3 years ago
ur right larry if i was a cop and had a penis thrown at me i would be like fuck it i quit this guys can get away
about 3 years ago
LOL> I guess he wanted something ‘hard’ to throw at them.
about 2 years ago
Toooooooo many crazies in this world.
about 2 years ago
omg i first heard about this on Carlos Mencias Mind of Mencia lol and i just that it was something he mad up cause i never heard about it tell then lol then i decided to look online bout it omg this is just funny
about 2 years ago
If I was the Cop. I would put on my leather black gloves. Pick up the penis sell it on eBay