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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Man Cuts Off Own Penis To Throw At Cops

by Shawn @ 11:09 am · filed under Weird Stuff, Law

I don't really have anything that I can say that would make this any more (or less depending on who you are) funny... But DAMN it's funny. :)

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

11 Responses to “Man Cuts Off Own Penis To Throw At Cops”

  1. Kalashnikov Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Damn, at first sight I thought it was “Matt Cutts …” instead of “Man Cuts …” and the sentence really shocked me :D

  2. Anthony Cea Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    I was thinking of doing that same thing when I got a speeding ticket last week for $204.00

  3. jeff Says:
    April 5th, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    no girlfriend, no penis. makes perfect sense. wait, no it doesn’t. was he going to mail his penis to his lady like vangough’s ear or something? ahhh, c’est l’amore, no?

  4. leslie Says:
    April 6th, 2006 at 7:32 am

    Wow!! You just cant make this type of stuff up! And I thought that Carlos Mencia was just making it up. Here’s a good idea - just let let the cops catch you - penis intact.

  5. Larry Says:
    May 8th, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    It’s the perfect defense mechanism! If I had a penis thrown at me I would stop. That would be the end of the day for me. Maybe this guy can grown another one, like a lizard.

  6. natalie says Says:
    October 23rd, 2007 at 8:21 am

    hahaha

  7. daymoon Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    ur right larry if i was a cop and had a penis thrown at me i would be like fuck it i quit this guys can get away

  8. Matthew Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    LOL> I guess he wanted something ‘hard’ to throw at them. :D

  9. Jesus Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Toooooooo many crazies in this world.

  10. jessie Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    omg i first heard about this on Carlos Mencias Mind of Mencia lol and i just that it was something he mad up cause i never heard about it tell then lol then i decided to look online bout it omg this is just funny

  11. JD Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    If I was the Cop. I would put on my leather black gloves. Pick up the penis sell it on eBay

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