What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Marriage Contraact
Dude, this guy is whacky… This is a marriage contract he drew up for his wife to sign (she never did of course)…
When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked, unless otherwise instructed.
View all pages (4 total) of contract
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about 5 years ago
Don’t front, Hogan…you whipped this baby up yourself and have it on file awaiting the arrival of Miss Right.
about 5 years ago
Shawn would have a clause in there about Geek Time during which she shall not interrupt him in any shape or form. Though, obviously, the computer hardware shall be kept in pristine condition.
about 5 years ago
Excellent point, Johan. This is probably a work in progress.
about 5 years ago
This has GOT to be one of the funniest damn things I have seen in a very long time. Thanks for sharing, Shawn! It’s frickin’ fabulous!
The wierdest marriage contract I had heard of before this, was one in which the wife signed away her right to have children or discuss having children. It happened to a friend of mine and IT DID GET SIGNED!!!