What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Last Ninja: “Be Able To Kill Your Students”
This article is crap… this dude might BE a ninja, but he certainly isn’t the last. First of all, I’m a ninja (I completed my training already), and so is Bobby. So I know two ninjas without even looking for them.
Chilling words from a shockingly fit 76-year-old man who bills himself as the world’s last ninja and stocks his training chamber with weapons such as throwing stars and nunchucks. Especially to a neophyte whose closest brush with martial arts was watching Bruce Lee matinees as a kid.
As I cautiously raise the sword with a taut two-handed samurai grip, my sparring partner gingerly points to Hatsumi. I avert my eyes for a split second – and WHAM! The next thing I know, I’m staring at the rafters.
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/world/14434176.htm
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about 5 years ago
Dude, you need to pull a “Monkey Steals The Peach” move on this old man and rip his wrinkly old balls off. That’ll teach him to make outlandish claims.
P.S.
I laughed my balls off when I read your “Monkey Steals The Peach” post. I can’t even remember how I found your blog, but it has provided some good laughs.
about 5 years ago
Shawn, have you seen “Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves”?
Hatsumi appears on there , cool stuff.
http://play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/656579/Mind_Body_And_Kick_Ass_Moves/Product.html