Here’s one I got (in it’s entirety like always)…

I FUCKING HATE THIS DAMN SITE IM GOING TO FUCKING MILK MY COW YOU BITCH!!!!

Okay… I can understand someone hating my site… I’m sure he/she isn’t the only one. But This dude hates my site so much that he’s going to go milk his cow. Huh? That really will show me I guess. {shrug}