An email I got today (the whole thing)…

I need spam! I am testing my e-mail and I need someone to send me tons of it!

What kind of whacko *wants* spam? If there was a way I could send you all my spam, you certainly would be welcome to it, but I’m not going to sift through and manually send you the 50,000 or so spams I get per month, sorry. :)