Bear Deterrent Spray
I'm going to Montana in 2 weeks for a little mini-weekend vacation, and someone mentioned to me that I should get some "bear spray" if I'm going to be hiking around. So I Google [bear spray] just to see what it is (not that I really was going to get any).
The #1 site that comes up is http://www.udap.com/
So the one testimonial they have on their front page is from some guy named Mark, and this is his picture they use:

Uhm yeah... if that's what I'm going to look like after using their product, maybe I just won't use their product and just skip the hiking part altogether I'm thinking.
I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.