Bear Deterrent Spray
I’m going to Montana in 2 weeks for a little mini-weekend vacation, and someone mentioned to me that I should get some “bear spray” if I’m going to be hiking around. So I Google [bear spray] just to see what it is (not that I really was going to get any).
The #1 site that comes up is http://www.udap.com/
So the one testimonial they have on their front page is from some guy named Mark, and this is his picture they use:

Uhm yeah… if that’s what I’m going to look like after using their product, maybe I just won’t use their product and just skip the hiking part altogether I’m thinking.
Hey Shawn … bear spray is for girls! Get a sawed-off side by side with double odd buck and you should be fine. I’m in Calgary so if so inclined, drive north about 2 hours from the Montana-Alberta and you’ll be in cow town. PM me if you make your way up here and want to catch up for a few brews!