Cracked My Head
If anyone wants to know an easy way to bust your head open in a split second, just slip off the road into a concrete and stone wall. Your head doesn't stand much of a chance, and it will bleed right away so you can look cool.
Another pretty awesome thing about it is that the injury will swell up so it looks like you have a ping pong ball under your skin within about 2 minutes.
I'm very thankful that it was Bobby's birthday... if it wasn't, I probably wouldn't have been so drunk that it didn't really hurt. But even so, the sound of the impact made me know it was going to bleed and swell.
Damn the rain forest and it being slippery!
Here's the best picture of it though (notice Amelia in the background.. haha)

I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.