It’s My God Damn Birthday!
Today is a glorious event... It is the anniversary of the day that I was brought forth into this world to entertain you with my random musings.
September 1st, 1975 is when I was born. That means my parents were doing the naughty deed on New Years Eve.
More importantly, I have 2 friends in real life and both of them are too cheap to buy me a card (it's really a sad life I lead to be honest). So what I want for my birthday is for people reading my blog to write "Happy Birthday Shawn" on something and take a picture of it with themselves and post it. Bonuses will be awarded if it's a tattoo, if you are a hot girl or if you are a big fat dude.
Also, I will commit seppuku if I get none.
I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.