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It’s My God Damn Birthday!

by Shawn @ 12:00 am · filed under Uncategorized

Today is a glorious event... It is the anniversary of the day that I was brought forth into this world to entertain you with my random musings.

September 1st, 1975 is when I was born. That means my parents were doing the naughty deed on New Years Eve.

More importantly, I have 2 friends in real life and both of them are too cheap to buy me a card (it's really a sad life I lead to be honest). So what I want for my birthday is for people reading my blog to write "Happy Birthday Shawn" on something and take a picture of it with themselves and post it. Bonuses will be awarded if it's a tattoo, if you are a hot girl or if you are a big fat dude.

Also, I will commit seppuku if I get none.

UpdateOkay, I just realized that New Years was 8 months before, not 9. Oh well... whatever. Doing the naughty deed around Thanksgiving I guess.

50 Responses to “It’s My God Damn Birthday!”

  1. Happy Birthday Shawn Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 12:11 am

    oh! great for the updates, i thought you are one of the premature birth baby already,,

    hahahah! any way, Happy Birthday Again..
    crash great a party for yourself…
    can’t wait to watch your party pictures…

  2. Not Julien Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 12:13 am

    Happy frickin birthday! I didn’t have time for a tatoo but I think you will appreciate this almost as much. Hope your birthday istotally tits!

    P.S. You are old.

  3. stevievep Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 12:26 am

    umm….happy birthday.

  4. ViciousSummer Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 12:35 am

    I tried to write “Happy Birthday Shawn” on Kuta with a sharpie, but it did not come out legible…I will have to think of something else and get back to you ;) .

    Hmmmmm, I can borrow Yashi for a sec?

  5. Jenstar Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 12:40 am

    And to think I was going to get you Alessandra for your birthday instead ;)

  6. abulhasnaat Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 2:48 am

    Happy B’day Shawn
    http://shawn.youaremighty.com/

  7. Ron Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 4:58 am

    Well Happy God Damn Birthday Shawn! Haha Have a great one man! Unfortunately my camera’s broken or I would’ve had my two kittens hold up a sign with a the requested >.

  8. Patrick Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:04 am

    Kittens??? Jake eats kittens for breakfast… Happy Birthday Shawn

    http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2718/shawnbdzh5.jpg
    (my whippet wasn’t too thrilled about the photo-op)

    (yes it is a slow morning)

  9. qbarth Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:05 am

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAWN! I wrote it on my butt BUT realized I needed a panaramic camera for that thing. PLUS, probably your mom’s butt is among the unthinkable (or should be!

  10. slees Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:09 am

    happy birthday Shawn
    did you mean this seppuku? http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm
    =) peace

  11. Richie Ni Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:33 am

    Happy Birthday ,Shawn!!
    I wrote “Happy Birthday ,Shawn” on my finger,but currently I can’t find my camera :-)

  12. alek Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 7:57 am

    I’m writing “Happy Birthday Shawn” on your blog … ;-)

  13. Amit Patel Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Hey shawn happy birthday from a Indian :)
    Hope all your dreams get fulfilled :) and dp rocks :D

  14. Aaron H Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:41 am

    Happy birthday, Shawn!

    September 1st is the best birthday EVER! In fact, it’s my brithday, too!

    Happy September Fools day!

  15. stefan Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:45 am

    abulhasnaat is awesome. I am laughing out loud and crying. qbarth - I’m feelin’ ya…great idea, but you had a very good point. Hence, I called one of Summers models and talked her into the tattoo…sorry it wasnt me shawn. Oh yeah, you owe this chick $500k.



    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN

  16. Johann Erickson Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:45 am

    Here ya go, man!

  17. Johann Erickson Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:48 am

    Didn’t work :(

    Here it is: :P
    http://www.cheetahfind.com/images/dp-present.jpg

  18. stefan Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:49 am

    Funk in A!!!!!I couldn’t insert the picture into the comment, of course. See the
    Happy Birthday Shawn Tattoo here.

    :-)

  19. stefan Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:55 am

    See the
    Happy Birthday Shawn Tattoo here.

    i need more coffee…

  20. Furion Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 8:57 am

    lol,

    Happy Birthday Shawn! whatcha gonna do today???

  21. Mike Dammann Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 9:33 am

    Happy Birthday dude, no pic, but I may send you a post card from Amsterdam. ;)

  22. tonyinabox Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 9:44 am

    yeah, happy birthday. :)

  23. scott elkin Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 9:49 am

    actually, the gestation period is closer to 9 1/2 - 10 months (what they don’t tell you). So its more like Thanksgiving.

    my b-day was yesterday, we’re birthday buddies. ;)

  24. Justin Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 9:52 am

    Here’s my picture:
    http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg

  25. Dave Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 9:57 am

    Happy Birthday! From me and this guy even though I have no idea who he is.

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/getcheoo/HappyBirthdayShawn.jpg

  26. robinq Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 10:17 am

    For all you “know it alls” is was 12/12….haha! TMI TMI !!!

  27. sundaybrew Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 10:19 am

    Hey Shawn,

    Happy B - Day!

    Man. My camera just broke, I am a fat guy and I would have held a sign for ya..

    Anyhow - Have an awesome Day! > :-)

    Joe Tamargo

  28. stevievep Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 10:24 am

    thanks, mom. :P congratulations. :)

  29. Mike Dammann Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 10:49 am

    I wanna ask how you know about 12/12 but I believe I know the answer … something about intuition.

  30. Shawn Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Sick dude.

  31. chrish Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:09 am

    Happy birthday!!! Are you coming disco bowling tonight???

  32. Shawn Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Probably not… I would love to, but I have my whole thing going on too, so… :) Tell Dan Happy Birthday if I don’t make it.

  33. Addurobi Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Weren’t I the first person to PM you “Happy Birthday” :D

  34. Abhishek Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    Many Many happy returns of the day bro :)

    Have a good one ….

  35. Johan Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    And here’s my stinking entry…

    Happy birthday!

  36. stevievep Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    Details to be added later…Is this you?

  37. Tom C. Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN!!!! FROM TOM, CHERIE, DYLAN AND MYLES :)

    I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU, MODAY THE 4TH EXCEPT, OUCH I TURN… 42

  38. Bulbboy Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Seppuku is too messy, try Sudoku instead.
    Get anything nice?

    HAPPY B-Day!

  39. Matthew J Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    Happy Birthday Shawn! Have an Octoberfest, on me!

    Here it is

    It may move here soon

  40. stevievep Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    Sorry for mini-flooding the birthday wishes. I did some gps based exploring. Was going to deliver you a present because I was too busy/lazy to draw on myself or make up a sign.

    http://slash.stevekenny.net/shfc.html

    Feels like I’m wishing you a happy belated birthday in regards to internet/blogpost time, but you still have several hours left.

  41. ViciousSummer Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 2:03 am

    AH hA! It was Stevievep! We were wondering who the crazy wanderer was! Hahahaha

  42. Johan Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 3:52 am

    Stevie, were you wearing a white shirt and light blue jeans, short black hair and at the plot yesterday evening? If so, thanks for the obscene gestures to the camera :) That was me ‘checking you out’ from a few thousand miles away…

    BTW I’m surprised at the neat hand writing in this contest… I thought most of us from the digital age long lost that art. At least I have.

  43. Dan Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 4:12 am

    Happy birthday

  44. Ikeja Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 5:01 am

    Your blog is nice Shawn, I just come across it now, My account was disable at dp and I am looking for someone to complain to, that is how I come across your blog. Happy Birthday Shawn, I wish you many happy return, long life, …

  45. stevievep Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 6:47 am

    @Johan…sorry. That must have been someone else. I had on a light grey shirt. :)

  46. Shawn Says:
    September 2nd, 2006 at 9:47 am

    Oh great… someone found it. heh

  47. Sumit Bahl Says:
    September 3rd, 2006 at 7:05 am

    I know your birthday is over, I already wished you in the forums in that looooong thread about your birthday.

    Here is something to post on your picture collection of birthday greetings.

    http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4862/shawnod6.jpg
    http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/5143/shawn2br7.jpg
    http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7693/shawn3pd8.jpg
    http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/6678/shawn4fr4.jpg

  48. Wendy Michele Says:
    September 3rd, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    Alright Mofo here ya go…first let me point out this picture is not me ..I have mosquito bites. This is one of my stalkers who mails me pictures that I turned into a lovely card for you:-)
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/bidayshawnpic.jpg

    Second..well you know you saw this one coming

    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/shawnbdayninja.jpg

    Third..drunk Irish
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/shawnsbday.jpg

    Fourth not my best work but you get too see what 8 months of braces can make your teeth look like and what my eyes look like after 4 beers and how I am a text nerd in a crowded bar…yeah… so even when I am doing something for you ..it is still about me I guees:-P *lick*
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/birthdayshawn.jpg

  49. Wendy Michele Says:
    September 3rd, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    oh yeah here is another one..
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/bdayshawn.jpg

  50. Krunal Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    Happy Buddaee shawny Bravo;) may DP always rocks

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