What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
It’s My God Damn Birthday!
Today is a glorious event… It is the anniversary of the day that I was brought forth into this world to entertain you with my random musings.
September 1st, 1975 is when I was born. That means my parents were doing the naughty deed on New Years Eve.
More importantly, I have 2 friends in real life and both of them are too cheap to buy me a card (it’s really a sad life I lead to be honest). So what I want for my birthday is for people reading my blog to write “Happy Birthday Shawn” on something and take a picture of it with themselves and post it. Bonuses will be awarded if it’s a tattoo, if you are a hot girl or if you are a big fat dude.
Also, I will commit seppuku if I get none.
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about 5 years ago
oh! great for the updates, i thought you are one of the premature birth baby already,,
hahahah! any way, Happy Birthday Again..
crash great a party for yourself…
can’t wait to watch your party pictures…
about 5 years ago
Happy frickin birthday! I didn’t have time for a tatoo but I think you will appreciate this almost as much. Hope your birthday istotally tits!
P.S. You are old.
about 5 years ago
umm….happy birthday.
about 5 years ago
I tried to write “Happy Birthday Shawn” on Kuta with a sharpie, but it did not come out legible…I will have to think of something else and get back to you
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Hmmmmm, I can borrow Yashi for a sec?
about 5 years ago
And to think I was going to get you Alessandra for your birthday instead
about 5 years ago
Happy B’day Shawn
http://shawn.youaremighty.com/
about 5 years ago
Well Happy God Damn Birthday Shawn! Haha Have a great one man! Unfortunately my camera’s broken or I would’ve had my two kittens hold up a sign with a the requested >.
about 5 years ago
Kittens??? Jake eats kittens for breakfast… Happy Birthday Shawn
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2718/shawnbdzh5.jpg
(my whippet wasn’t too thrilled about the photo-op)
(yes it is a slow morning)
about 5 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAWN! I wrote it on my butt BUT realized I needed a panaramic camera for that thing. PLUS, probably your mom’s butt is among the unthinkable (or should be!
about 5 years ago
happy birthday Shawn
did you mean this seppuku? http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/seppuku.htm
=) peace
about 5 years ago
Happy Birthday ,Shawn!!
I wrote “Happy Birthday ,Shawn” on my finger,but currently I can’t find my camera
about 5 years ago
I’m writing “Happy Birthday Shawn” on your blog …
about 5 years ago
Hey shawn happy birthday from a Indian
and dp rocks 
Hope all your dreams get fulfilled
about 5 years ago
Happy birthday, Shawn!
September 1st is the best birthday EVER! In fact, it’s my brithday, too!
Happy September Fools day!
about 5 years ago
abulhasnaat is awesome. I am laughing out loud and crying. qbarth – I’m feelin’ ya…great idea, but you had a very good point. Hence, I called one of Summers models and talked her into the tattoo…sorry it wasnt me shawn. Oh yeah, you owe this chick $500k.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN
about 5 years ago
Here ya go, man!
about 5 years ago
Didn’t work
Here it is:
http://www.cheetahfind.com/images/dp-present.jpg
about 5 years ago
Funk in A!!!!!I couldn’t insert the picture into the comment, of course. See the
Happy Birthday Shawn Tattoo here.
about 5 years ago
See the
Happy Birthday Shawn Tattoo here.
i need more coffee…
about 5 years ago
lol,
Happy Birthday Shawn! whatcha gonna do today???
about 5 years ago
Happy Birthday dude, no pic, but I may send you a post card from Amsterdam.
about 5 years ago
yeah, happy birthday.
about 5 years ago
actually, the gestation period is closer to 9 1/2 – 10 months (what they don’t tell you). So its more like Thanksgiving.
my b-day was yesterday, we’re birthday buddies.
about 5 years ago
Here’s my picture:
http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523FatManAtComputer.jpg
about 5 years ago
Happy Birthday! From me and this guy even though I have no idea who he is.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/getcheoo/HappyBirthdayShawn.jpg
about 5 years ago
For all you “know it alls” is was 12/12….haha! TMI TMI !!!
about 5 years ago
Hey Shawn,
Happy B – Day!
Man. My camera just broke, I am a fat guy and I would have held a sign for ya..
Anyhow – Have an awesome Day! >
Joe Tamargo
about 5 years ago
thanks, mom.
congratulations. 
about 5 years ago
I wanna ask how you know about 12/12 but I believe I know the answer … something about intuition.
about 5 years ago
Sick dude.
about 5 years ago
Happy birthday!!! Are you coming disco bowling tonight???
about 5 years ago
Probably not… I would love to, but I have my whole thing going on too, so…
Tell Dan Happy Birthday if I don’t make it.
about 5 years ago
Weren’t I the first person to PM you “Happy Birthday”
about 5 years ago
Many Many happy returns of the day bro
Have a good one ….
about 5 years ago
And here’s my stinking entry…
Happy birthday!
about 5 years ago
Details to be added later…Is this you?
about 5 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN!!!! FROM TOM, CHERIE, DYLAN AND MYLES
I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU, MODAY THE 4TH EXCEPT, OUCH I TURN… 42
about 5 years ago
Seppuku is too messy, try Sudoku instead.
Get anything nice?
HAPPY B-Day!
about 5 years ago
Happy Birthday Shawn! Have an Octoberfest, on me!
Here it is
It may move here soon
about 5 years ago
Sorry for mini-flooding the birthday wishes. I did some gps based exploring. Was going to deliver you a present because I was too busy/lazy to draw on myself or make up a sign.
http://slash.stevekenny.net/shfc.html
Feels like I’m wishing you a happy belated birthday in regards to internet/blogpost time, but you still have several hours left.
about 5 years ago
AH hA! It was Stevievep! We were wondering who the crazy wanderer was! Hahahaha
about 5 years ago
Stevie, were you wearing a white shirt and light blue jeans, short black hair and at the plot yesterday evening? If so, thanks for the obscene gestures to the camera
That was me ‘checking you out’ from a few thousand miles away…
BTW I’m surprised at the neat hand writing in this contest… I thought most of us from the digital age long lost that art. At least I have.
about 5 years ago
Happy birthday
about 5 years ago
Your blog is nice Shawn, I just come across it now, My account was disable at dp and I am looking for someone to complain to, that is how I come across your blog. Happy Birthday Shawn, I wish you many happy return, long life, …
about 5 years ago
@Johan…sorry. That must have been someone else. I had on a light grey shirt.
about 5 years ago
Oh great… someone found it. heh
about 5 years ago
I know your birthday is over, I already wished you in the forums in that looooong thread about your birthday.
Here is something to post on your picture collection of birthday greetings.
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4862/shawnod6.jpg
http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/5143/shawn2br7.jpg
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7693/shawn3pd8.jpg
http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/6678/shawn4fr4.jpg
about 5 years ago
Alright Mofo here ya go…first let me point out this picture is not me ..I have mosquito bites. This is one of my stalkers who mails me pictures that I turned into a lovely card for you:-)
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/bidayshawnpic.jpg
Second..well you know you saw this one coming
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/shawnbdayninja.jpg
Third..drunk Irish
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/shawnsbday.jpg
Fourth not my best work but you get too see what 8 months of braces can make your teeth look like and what my eyes look like after 4 beers and how I am a text nerd in a crowded bar…yeah… so even when I am doing something for you ..it is still about me I guees:-P *lick*
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/birthdayshawn.jpg
about 5 years ago
oh yeah here is another one..
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i111/Ming5/shawn/bdayshawn.jpg
about 5 years ago
Happy Buddaee shawny Bravo;) may DP always rocks
about 4 years ago
HAPPY BDAY SHAWN!! ITS MY BDAY TOO!!!!!!
about 4 years ago
Happy Birthday Shawn! I wish I had the time to get a tattoo but the best picture I could come up with is from Sundaybrew. Again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Huggggggssssss,Huggggggsssss and more Huggggggssssssss.
http://www.swimmingpoolknowledge.com/showing-some-love-to-my-favorite-websites-see-the-tattoos/
P.S. If your really good then maybe next year,Lore :0)
about 3 years ago
the free translations of “Happy Birthday†in loads of languages is here if you want it…
http://www.k-international.com/happy_birthday
about 3 years ago
Hey Shawn just 7 more days left for your next birthday “Happy Birthday ” To You In advance.
By the way how old you will be this birthday.