My Citizenship Is For Sale
I know it's rather unpatriotic to sell my citizenship to any country who gives me the lowest income tax rate, but well... it's all good. I did a little (very little) research and found places like Russia have a 13% flat income tax rate (no wonder they can't afford to launch their Soyuz). 
Hopefully if I move my business and servers to another country, if it would be considered US income tax if I didn't actually *work* while in the US... I could just live here as a permanent tourist. {shrug}
Anyway, if you are a representative of a country, you may place a bid here in comments, but please be advised it's not a legally binding bid until I receive the notarized version (see below).
To the countries bidding:
- Please remember that it's an excellent investment, as I should be able to generate a good income tax revenue stream for you over the course of my lifetime.
- While I can't promise anything, I'm pretty smart, so I might do something cool like win a Nobel Peace Prize or perfect cold fusion (which would bring notoriety to your country).
- Upon request, I can offer a few years of my US income tax records so you can make an educated bid.
- I don't really care if I have the right to vote (if it's allowed in your country).
- Please don't bid on my citizenship if you are just looking for soldiers for your army or community service workers. I'm not going to do any sort of government assigned job.
- All bids must be notarized with an original signature of your respective leader (president, prime minister, supreme overlord, etc.)
- I will consider inter-planetary citizenship at my sole discretion, but please keep in mind that bids from countries outside of Earth are not legally binding.
I'm a boy... from San Diego, CA (USA). And I don't really have a whole lot else to say about myself.
