11 Responses to “Random Email #34”

Tyler Banfield Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 4:28 pm

Pretty soon people are going to be asking you if you can help them wipe their own asses

thomas Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 4:41 pm

You mean you are not google? and your not myspace? whoa, hmmm….

Julien Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm

Actually that was helpful… thank you. If you wanted to really help everyone out you could include a link to google as well…, then we could just set your blog as our homepage!

Paul Drago Says:
December 29th, 2006 at 7:20 am

Shawn,

don’t lie– you are all part of the New World ORder– you, google, and myspace. You are all spying on us every day.

*shifty eyes*

Justin Cook Says:
December 29th, 2006 at 11:30 am

People are clearly attributing to you complete omniscience (though I’m not sure omniscience can be anything be complete)

Enjoy it while it lasts…

ViciousSummer Says:
December 29th, 2006 at 3:50 pm

Yeah, I get incredibly confused (and by confused, I mean dumb) people emailing me too. As a matter of fact, this one just came in today,

“Last night/this morning I stopped into the Hustler in Ohio and I bought a pair of camo stockings. I opened the package to see that there were runs in one of the pairs. I was wondering how to exchange them for an untorn pair so I could wear some without runs! I paid 22 dollars so I am really upset about not even being able to try them on much less wear them! Thanks for your help!!”

Neil Says:
December 30th, 2006 at 5:48 am

Maybe they’re asking for your MySpace, lol?

Daniel Says:
December 31st, 2006 at 11:40 am

Why do you get so many of those?

Nicky Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 1:14 am

hahahahaha, what do they think you own myspace?
I get heeps of these too. Mostly phone calls from girls with a southern accent.

thomas Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 11:42 am

Pretty funny when I was at the G&R concert Axel said ” I do not know what all the fuss is about You Tube and My Space” he said ” all I can think about is My Tube in Her Space lol…..

Melanie Shebel Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm

I’m surprised someone would be gutsy enough to actually email with a question errr statement like that.

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