I just now turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old. Happy birthday to me!!!!

Update

Okay, for everyone asking how I know… 1 line of PHP code will tell you how many seconds old you are:
[code=php] echo time() - strtotime ('Sept 1, 1975 10:17:00 PST');
?>[/code]

Plug in your birthday (not mine) obviously…