I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old

I just now turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old. Happy birthday to me!!!!

Update

Okay, for everyone asking how I know… 1 line of PHP code will tell you how many seconds old you are:
[code=php] echo time() - strtotime ('Sept 1, 1975 10:17:00 PST');
?>[/code]

Plug in your birthday (not mine) obviously…

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Comments (78)

#1 written by Dan
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday!

Hope the next 1,000,000,000 are as good.
#2 written by ViciousSummer
about 4 years ago

WHat the hell?! How the F did you know that?
#3 written by Marcus
about 4 years ago

Damn – IÂ´m only 925.818.900 seconds old, yet…
oh wait – 925.818.905 seconds…
oh wait – 925.818.908 seconds…
oh wait – 925.818.910 seconds…
#4 written by RisingShadow
about 4 years ago

haha, congrats. Let me know when you hit the mid-minute crisis.
#5 written by Chetan
about 4 years ago

Any link to that tool of finding age in seconds shawn?

Oh well.. i found one!

I’m 616,027,163 seconds old when posted.. still going on!!!

And am going to celebrate my b’day in 175 days 1 hr 20 mins 16 secs.

Haha funny!
#6 written by Thomas
about 4 years ago

hmm, not to sure… if I am 43 whats the claculation? btw: did you see the dynamite surfing video I sent over
#7 written by Bulbboy
about 4 years ago

Jeez, your old dude.

Does this mean I have to snort stuff of a mirror again?
#8 written by dotcompals
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday mate. So i guess you are 32 years old? right
#9 written by Andrew Johnson
about 4 years ago

Have you taken into account leap seconds in this measurement?
#10 written by Merc
about 4 years ago

Did you factor the 9 leap days?
#11 written by Zerosleep
about 4 years ago

Will anyone tell me how to check this ???
I wanna know how many Seconds Old I m :p
#12 written by Jim
about 4 years ago

erm, grats? lol
#13 written by Ginene
about 4 years ago

So does that mean you are 31 or 32. 60 seconds= a minute, 60 minutes in an hour(3600 seconds), 24 hours in a day(86,400 seconds), 365 days in a year(31,536,000) so 1,000,000,000 divided by 31,536,000 equals 31.70979 etc, rounds to 31 or 32
#14 written by Getjimmy
about 4 years ago

Where can i check this?
#15 written by Xaan
about 4 years ago

Happy BirthSec, man )
#16 written by Mike Dammann
about 4 years ago

I guess that every second does count, that’s some heavy counting though ..
#17 written by spy phone
about 4 years ago

haha the script is so awesome!:) thanks for sharing with us!
#18 written by SEO Reloaded
about 4 years ago

You must be over 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old now lol
#19 written by Tania
about 4 years ago

Hehehe – I am a girl – I don’t need to know how old I am. The number is changing always depending on the conversation!
#20 written by Izzyweb.it
about 4 years ago

Happy I italy friends
#21 written by Stealer
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Shawn…Congrats!

-Banned DP member
#22 written by charlie horse
about 4 years ago

Did you die once you turned 1,000,000,001 seconds old? Your next post had better blow our minds….
#23 written by RObert Allen
about 4 years ago

Nearly a OAP already? hehe.
#24 written by Jakob
about 4 years ago

You can also check it at http://dayofbirth.co.uk/
#25 written by Kaustubh
about 4 years ago

Lol Creative mind.. Cool one han !
#26 written by Chetan
about 4 years ago

I dont know where shawn has seen that but for those who want to check, googling it would give you good results.

I found here – http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
Helpful right?
#27 written by AniNaruto
about 4 years ago

Cherish every second of your life… so if you’re 32, i’m guessing i’m about 800,000,000 second old.. fuh, that’s a lot of zeros.
#28 written by Bret
about 4 years ago

Shawn is gonna be 2,000,000,000 Seconds Old before he makes his next blog entry.
#29 written by beani
about 4 years ago

i dont no
#30 written by sai karthik
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday!
#31 written by Justin Cook
about 4 years ago

Sean,
can you please tell me why my DP user account (frankcow) was banned? I’m a well-respected member, I wouldn’t do anything wrong intentionally!
#32 written by Bulbboy
about 4 years ago

Ok, Shawn. Fun’s over. We’re all really worried now.

Or is that rumour about the alien abductions true?
#33 written by 19th angel
about 4 years ago

Maybe the RIAA got him : O.
#34 written by Julien
about 4 years ago

This has been the longest second of my life…
#35 written by Keith
about 4 years ago

Hmmm, I need to track back to find out at what particular second was I born. Well done on the code!
#36 written by summerrush
about 4 years ago

geez dude how the F do you know that F stuff ihate your age
#37 written by Rudi
about 4 years ago

Not sure if I really want to know how many seconds old I am lol.
#38 written by Koen
about 4 years ago

Happy uhm… time-birthday (?)… have fun in the next 1M of seconds
#39 written by Spirit
about 4 years ago

Hi,

Happy birthday man…
By the way, intersting code!

Best regards,
#40 written by Bulbboy
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Shawn. Nearly 1 001 000 000 secs old now.

Maybe Johan will spread some mayonaise around for you again?
#41 written by Patrick
about 4 years ago

Is it weird that I miss you even though I don’t know you?
#42 written by jason was here
about 4 years ago

Thanks for this code, imma find out how old I am in hours…
#43 written by Marko
about 4 years ago

Not at all, I miss the little guy myself.
#44 written by Marko
about 4 years ago

We miss you Shawn!

We Miss you Shawn Hogan!
#45 written by cityslicker mom
about 4 years ago

Happy birthday Shawn.

Come here from DP forum nice to meet you.

rosari
#46 written by Amy
about 4 years ago

Happy birthday Shawn :p
Me and my friends liked it very much
#47 written by Tech n Roll
about 4 years ago

Happy birthsecond!
#48 written by Bryce
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Shawn. Gosh, looking at your picture I thought you were a lot younger than that (just kidding).
#49 written by Ashish
about 4 years ago

Dude. You’re very old. XD
#50 written by Rogue
about 4 years ago

Ok Shawn where’d you go? I’ve been visiting your site often looking for updates. Seriously, everybody is getting really worried about you. Update us please.
#51 written by Action Jackson
about 4 years ago

Looks like you should’ve paid that invetor his 1000 USD, huh Shawn? Looks like he shut you down….
#52 written by Jobe
about 4 years ago

Shawn, where did you go? I have been coming to this site for a while and for the life of me cant figure out why you stopped posting. Come back!
#53 written by Venkadesan Tharshan
about 4 years ago

great ! i am 592065762 just now. (Feb 13, 1989)
#54 written by Venkadesan Tharshan
about 4 years ago

http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
it shows…
You are 18 years old…

or 225 months old
or 979 weeks old
or 6,853 days old
or 164,474 hours old
or 9,868,470 minutes old
or 592,108,242 seconds old

and your next birthday celebration is in:
85 days 21 hrs 29 mins 19 secs.

http://www.myfreegamespot.com
#55 written by Hpa
about 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Shawn….
I’m curious! Are you a Pakistani?
#56 written by Steve
about 4 years ago

I give up. WTF is wrong with Shawn? This blog used to rock – now it sits and rots.
#57 written by Yang Yang
about 4 years ago

OMG, where the hell has Shawn been?
#58 written by ECS Dave
about 4 years ago

Hello,

Number one, congrats on that million seconds mark!

Would you please take a look at this site:
http://fake-signatures-at-digitalpointforums.blogspot.com/

and perhaps look into the “issue”?

Thanks…
#59 written by ECS Dave
about 4 years ago

oops…billion… lol
#60 written by Josh
about 4 years ago

That is cool! Happy Late Birthday! You should update this blog.

Josh Day
http://www.abigarcade.com
#61 written by Sketch
about 4 years ago

What happened to the Big Guy??
#62 written by Thomas
about 4 years ago

Yo Happy New Year!
#63 written by Dishman
about 4 years ago

Where has Shawn been??? Is the house done???
#64 written by Mystic Liquid
about 4 years ago

Happy B-Day!
#65 written by kris
about 3 years ago

Is Shawn alive? It’s been about 2 months since he posted.
#66 written by Barsoufl
about 3 years ago

I just can’t believe my eyes about what i saw here :

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/itrader.php?u=1

It’s your itrader, in your forum.. How is that possible?
#67 written by Melanie Shebel
about 3 years ago

Thanks for the info! That’s actually kind of cool. I was wondering why you haven’t blogged in so long. I mean, even though you never say much, you always have something interesting to show us!
#68 written by Melanie Shebel
about 3 years ago

I wouldn’t even mind if you installed Captcha.
#69 written by rubeina
about 3 years ago

Yeah right, it’s about time to get back blogging
#70 written by Matt Keegan
about 3 years ago

Shawn, you are missed. Looking forward to your next post — I like your dry sense of humor.
#71 written by Patrick
about 3 years ago

I agree. I keep coming here hoping for a new post, but alas, I am left disappointed everytime. Just a quick hello would do!
#72 written by Ilyas
about 3 years ago

Though I missed it Shawn but happy birthday
#73 written by Alex
about 3 years ago

I am worried too.. What’s up, Shawn? Is it really spam that keeps you from blogging or you are too lazy?
#74 written by Deepak Shrivastava
about 3 years ago

Congrats : )

Help….
I am Really Very upset for my account banned.And never lifted. I mailed to webmaster many times but no responce.

SO if any body can do any thing then please mail me
blogghar@googlemail.com

Waiting
Any way Have a Nive Year
#75 written by FREE PHP HOSTING
about 3 years ago

can anyone help me how can i check that
of mine ofcource
i don’t know how to use java script
i tried but it is not working for me
#76 written by Dumbo
about 3 years ago

Thanks for putting your easter egg backdoor crap into optigold you jerk. I could care less about your website.
#77 written by Prisoner
about 3 years ago

Hi , what is this ?
haha
anyway i got some questions about your website
contact me by e-mail
#78 written by aBlogz
about 2 years ago

Hi sir

I have problem with my Recent Blog on Digital Point
My feed don’t work

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=11908809

Help me ,please

Thanks

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