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I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old

by Shawn @ 1:05 pm · filed under Weird Stuff

I just now turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old. Happy birthday to me!!!!

UpdateOkay, for everyone asking how I know... 1 line of PHP code will tell you how many seconds old you are:
<?php
	echo time() - strtotime ('Sept 1, 1975 10:17:00 PST');
?>

Plug in your birthday (not mine) obviously...

78 Responses to “I’m 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old”

  1. Dan Says:
    May 10th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Happy Birthday!

    Hope the next 1,000,000,000 are as good.

  2. ViciousSummer Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 12:14 am

    WHat the hell?! How the F did you know that?

  3. Marcus Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 2:56 am

    Damn - I´m only 925.818.900 seconds old, yet…
    oh wait - 925.818.905 seconds…
    oh wait - 925.818.908 seconds…
    oh wait - 925.818.910 seconds…

    :-)

  4. RisingShadow Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    haha, congrats. Let me know when you hit the mid-minute crisis.

  5. Chetan Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 10:10 am

    Any link to that tool of finding age in seconds shawn?

    Oh well.. i found one!

    I’m 616,027,163 seconds old when posted.. still going on!!!

    And am going to celebrate my b’day in 175 days 1 hr 20 mins 16 secs. ;)

    Haha funny!

  6. Thomas Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    hmm, not to sure… if I am 43 whats the claculation? btw: did you see the dynamite surfing video I sent over :)

  7. Bulbboy Says:
    May 11th, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    Jeez, your old dude.

    Does this mean I have to snort stuff of a mirror again?

    :D

  8. dotcompals Says:
    May 12th, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    Happy Birthday mate. So i guess you are 32 years old? right

  9. Andrew Johnson Says:
    May 13th, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    Have you taken into account leap seconds in this measurement?

  10. Merc Says:
    May 14th, 2007 at 3:13 am

    Did you factor the 9 leap days?

  11. Zerosleep Says:
    May 14th, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Will anyone tell me how to check this ???
    I wanna know how many Seconds Old I m :p

  12. Jim Says:
    May 14th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    erm, grats? lol

  13. Ginene Says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    So does that mean you are 31 or 32. 60 seconds= a minute, 60 minutes in an hour(3600 seconds), 24 hours in a day(86,400 seconds), 365 days in a year(31,536,000) so 1,000,000,000 divided by 31,536,000 equals 31.70979 etc, rounds to 31 or 32

  14. Getjimmy Says:
    May 16th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    Where can i check this?

  15. Xaan Says:
    May 17th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Happy BirthSec, man )

  16. Mike Dammann Says:
    May 18th, 2007 at 10:30 am

    I guess that every second does count, that’s some heavy counting though ..

  17. spy phone Says:
    May 22nd, 2007 at 6:38 am

    haha the script is so awesome!:) thanks for sharing with us!

  18. SEO Reloaded Says:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 5:48 am

    You must be over 1,000,000,000 Seconds Old now ;) lol

  19. Tania Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Hehehe - I am a girl - I don’t need to know how old I am. The number is changing always depending on the conversation!

  20. Izzyweb.it Says:
    May 31st, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    Happy I italy friends

  21. Stealer Says:
    June 2nd, 2007 at 8:08 am

    Happy Birthday Shawn…Congrats! :D

    -Banned DP member :)

  22. charlie horse Says:
    June 4th, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    Did you die once you turned 1,000,000,001 seconds old? Your next post had better blow our minds….

  23. RObert Allen Says:
    June 6th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Nearly a OAP already? hehe.

  24. Jakob Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:10 am

    You can also check it at http://dayofbirth.co.uk/

  25. Kaustubh Says:
    June 9th, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Lol Creative mind.. Cool one han !

  26. Chetan Says:
    June 15th, 2007 at 1:24 am

    I dont know where shawn has seen that but for those who want to check, googling it would give you good results.

    I found here - http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
    Helpful right?

  27. AniNaruto Says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    :) Cherish every second of your life… so if you’re 32, i’m guessing i’m about 800,000,000 second old.. fuh, that’s a lot of zeros.

  28. Bret Says:
    June 30th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Shawn is gonna be 2,000,000,000 Seconds Old before he makes his next blog entry.

  29. beani Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 7:01 am

    i dont no

  30. sai karthik Says:
    July 21st, 2007 at 8:20 am

    Happy Birthday!

  31. Justin Cook Says:
    July 24th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Sean,
    can you please tell me why my DP user account (frankcow) was banned? I’m a well-respected member, I wouldn’t do anything wrong intentionally!

  32. Bulbboy Says:
    July 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Ok, Shawn. Fun’s over. We’re all really worried now.

    Or is that rumour about the alien abductions true?

  33. 19th angel Says:
    July 26th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    Maybe the RIAA got him : O.

  34. Julien Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    This has been the longest second of my life…

  35. Keith Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Hmmm, I need to track back to find out at what particular second was I born. Well done on the code!

  36. summerrush Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    geez dude how the F do you know that F stuff ihate your age

  37. Rudi Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 3:07 am

    Not sure if I really want to know how many seconds old I am lol.

  38. Koen Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Happy uhm… time-birthday (?)… have fun in the next 1M of seconds :)

  39. Spirit Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Hi,

    Happy birthday man…
    By the way, intersting code!

    Best regards,

  40. Bulbboy Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 9:23 am

    Happy Birthday Shawn. Nearly 1 001 000 000 secs old now.

    Maybe Johan will spread some mayonaise around for you again?

    :D

  41. Patrick Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    Is it weird that I miss you even though I don’t know you?

  42. jason was here Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    Thanks for this code, imma find out how old I am in hours…

  43. Marko Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Not at all, I miss the little guy myself.

  44. Marko Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    We miss you Shawn!

    We Miss you Shawn Hogan!

  45. cityslicker mom Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 3:10 am

    Happy birthday Shawn.

    Come here from DP forum nice to meet you.

    rosari

  46. Amy Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 12:23 am

    Happy birthday Shawn :p
    Me and my friends liked it very much ;)

  47. Tech n Roll Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    Happy birthsecond! :D

  48. Bryce Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    Happy Birthday Shawn. Gosh, looking at your picture I thought you were a lot younger than that (just kidding).

  49. Ashish Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Dude. You’re very old. XD

  50. Rogue Says:
    October 13th, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    Ok Shawn where’d you go? I’ve been visiting your site often looking for updates. Seriously, everybody is getting really worried about you. Update us please.

  51. Action Jackson Says:
    October 17th, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Looks like you should’ve paid that invetor his 1000 USD, huh Shawn? Looks like he shut you down….

  52. Jobe Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Shawn, where did you go? I have been coming to this site for a while and for the life of me cant figure out why you stopped posting. Come back!

  53. Venkadesan Tharshan Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    great ! i am 592065762 just now. (Feb 13, 1989)

  54. Venkadesan Tharshan Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    http://www.mathcats.com/explore/age/calculator.html
    it shows…
    You are 18 years old…

    or 225 months old
    or 979 weeks old
    or 6,853 days old
    or 164,474 hours old
    or 9,868,470 minutes old
    or 592,108,242 seconds old

    and your next birthday celebration is in:
    85 days 21 hrs 29 mins 19 secs. :)

    http://www.myfreegamespot.com

  55. Hpa Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 6:00 am

    Happy Birthday Shawn….
    I’m curious! Are you a Pakistani?

  56. Steve Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    I give up. WTF is wrong with Shawn? This blog used to rock - now it sits and rots.

  57. Yang Yang Says:
    December 8th, 2007 at 8:25 am

    OMG, where the hell has Shawn been?

  58. ECS Dave Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Hello,

    Number one, congrats on that million seconds mark!

    Would you please take a look at this site:
    http://fake-signatures-at-digitalpointforums.blogspot.com/

    and perhaps look into the “issue”?

    Thanks…

  59. ECS Dave Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 12:05 am

    oops…billion… lol

  60. Josh Says:
    December 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    That is cool! Happy Late Birthday! You should update this blog.

    Josh Day
    www.abigarcade.com

  61. Sketch Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 4:02 am

    What happened to the Big Guy??

  62. Thomas Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Yo Happy New Year!

  63. Dishman Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Where has Shawn been??? Is the house done???

  64. Mystic Liquid Says:
    February 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Happy B-Day!

  65. kris Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Is Shawn alive? It’s been about 2 months since he posted.

  66. Barsoufl Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I just can’t believe my eyes about what i saw here :

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/itrader.php?u=1

    It’s your itrader, in your forum.. How is that possible?

  67. Melanie Shebel Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Thanks for the info! That’s actually kind of cool. I was wondering why you haven’t blogged in so long. I mean, even though you never say much, you always have something interesting to show us!

  68. Melanie Shebel Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    I wouldn’t even mind if you installed Captcha.

  69. rubeina Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    Yeah right, it’s about time to get back blogging :P

  70. Matt Keegan Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Shawn, you are missed. Looking forward to your next post — I like your dry sense of humor.

  71. Patrick Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    I agree. I keep coming here hoping for a new post, but alas, I am left disappointed everytime. Just a quick hello would do!

  72. Ilyas Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    Though I missed it Shawn but happy birthday :D

  73. Alex Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 2:41 am

    I am worried too.. What’s up, Shawn? Is it really spam that keeps you from blogging or you are too lazy?

  74. Deepak Shrivastava Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Congrats : )

    Help….
    I am Really Very upset for my account banned.And never lifted. I mailed to webmaster many times but no responce.

    SO if any body can do any thing then please mail me
    blogghar@googlemail.com

    Waiting
    Any way Have a Nive Year

  75. FREE PHP HOSTING Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    can anyone help me how can i check that
    of mine ofcource
    i don’t know how to use java script
    i tried but it is not working for me

  76. Dumbo Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Thanks for putting your easter egg backdoor crap into optigold you jerk. I could care less about your website.

  77. Prisoner Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    Hi , what is this ?
    haha
    anyway i got some questions about your website
    contact me by e-mail

  78. aBlogz Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Hi sir

    I have problem with my Recent Blog on Digital Point
    My feed don’t work

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=11908809

    Help me ,please

    Thanks