So I found a draft post for this blog from about 3 years ago that I forgot to post (oops). Better late than never, right? :)

Kerry

arguing with another girl about how I found a plane ticket for cheaper:

“He’s a programmer, how can you expect me to compete with that??”
{name withheld (because he’s a bitch)}
“My wiener is so small you would need an electron scanning microscope to see it.”
Bobby (talking about his Blackberry Pearl)
“i slept w./ my phone last night

made amelia sleep on floor

she was pissed

but who cares – can I use her as a Bluetooth modem??? turns out, i can – but slow as hell”