What the hell??!? (blah, blah of a wannabe alien)
Animals
Spider Bottlecap Nearly Killed Me
Jul 18th
…so as I’m going through the {cough, cough} 2+ years of comments I never got around to moderating on this blog, I came across one that is freaking me out.
http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/11/vampire-bite.html#comment-33317
Dr. Finch seems to think I have some gnarley spider bite that needs immediate doctor attention and my life is in danger.
I think he missed this part about this post… lol
Thank God is all I have to say… if it were otherwise, I might be the first person to die from not moderating their blog comments fast enough.
Cool Animal Photos
Jan 24th
Digital Camera magazine has some really cool photos people took of animals for their photographer of the year contest… the top 3 were these:
You can find more over here:
http://poty2006.dcmag.co.uk/CategoryWinner.aspx?category_id=413
World’s Tallest Man Saves Dolphins
Dec 14th
The world’s tallest man doesn’t play basketball, he saves dolphins…
The dolphins at an aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province, had fallen sick after swallowing the plastic from the edge of their pool, and attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because of the contraction of the dolphins’ stomachs in response to the instruments, the China Daily newspaper reported.
Veterinarians than decided to ask for help from Bao Xishun, a 2.36-metre-tall herdsman from Inner Mongolia.
Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s tallest living man.
The official Xinhua news agency said Bao, using his arm length of 1.06 metres, was able to reach deep enough into the dolphins to pull out the plastic.
Photographs showed the jaws of one of the dolphins being held back by towels so Bao could reach inside the animal without being bitten.
“Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins’ stomachs,” Zhu Xiaoling, a local doctor, told Xinhua.
“However, the dolphins will be able to digest these and are expected to recover soon.”
Alien In My Dome
Oct 23rd
There appears to be an alien in the camera dome at the construction site. Great… now I need to go there, climb up there, clean it out and hopefully not get some alien egg implanted in my chest.
Stingrays Are Terrorists
Oct 19th
Is it me, or do you think there might be a worldwide stingray terrorist campaign going on?
A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.
Fire Department officials in Lighthouse Point, about 30 miles north of Miami, said James Bertakis was in a small recreational boat with two grandchildren Tuesday when the spotted eagle ray leaped aboard and struck him.
“It’s just a real freak thing,” Lt. Mike Sullivan told Reuters, saying the incident occurred on Florida’s Intracoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.
“For an 81-year-old man he’s in really good shape,” Sullivan added, saying Bertakis was expected to make a full recovery after surgery at a local hospital to have the stinger removed from his chest.
“Crocodile Hunter” Irwin, 44, died when a stingray’s stinger punctured his heart off Australia’s north coast last month. It was one of only a handful of stingray fatalities on record.
San Diego Fishing
Sep 9th
Did anyone besides me know that it doesn’t get light outside until about 7:15 am?
We went on a half day fishing boat today, and I had to get up at 5:00 am (yuck!!). Our boat went down to Mexican waters almost to Rosarito. Because of that, we had some Mexican beer at 8:30 am (Corona). We almost convinced Shoemoney to hug/spoon a sea lion for $200. haha That would have been a great picture, unfortunately it would also mean that we would be making the arrangements for his funeral… and that’s no fun.
Oh, and I caught 6 fish because I’m pretty much a bad ass fisherman.
Angry Cat
Sep 7th
It would be perfect if you could somehow mount this cat on top of an ambulance and he could be its siren. Would work better than a normal siren.
Steves Shot And Killed
Sep 4th
One Steve (Foley) was shot by a off-duty police officer, while another Steve (Irwin) was killed by a stingray today (well yesterday now).
The San Diego Chargers’ Steve Foley was shot Sunday by an off-duty policeman who had followed him to his home after noticing Foley’s car driving erratically, a sheriff’s investigator in San Diego, California, said.
The 30-year-old, nine-year NFL veteran was shot twice; his wounds are not believed to be life-threatening, said San Diego Sheriff’s Department Lt. Dennis Brugos.
Steve Irwin, the Australian TV presenter known as the “Crocodile Hunter,” has died after being stung in a marine accident off Australia’s north coast.
Australian media reports say Irwin was diving in waters off Port Douglas, north of Cairns, when the incident happened on Monday morning.
Irwin, 44 was killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest, according to Cairns police sources. Irwin was filming an underwater documentary at the time.
Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality Monday morning off Port Douglas, according to Australian media.
Queensland Police Services also confirmed Irwin’s death and said his family had been notified. Irwin was director of the Australian Zoo in Queensland.
He is survived by his American-born wife Terri and their two children, Bindi Sue, born 1998, and Robert (Bob), born December 2003.
Crazy that the Crocodile Hunter was finally killed (and not by a crocodile)… That dude would jump into a murky swamp in the middle of the night to wrestle a 16′ crocodile, and a little stingray does him in. Weird.
Nap Time
Aug 13th
Can I take a nap please? Thanks…
This thing was trying to eat us while we were sleeping (they are all over the place)…
Three-Toed Sloth
Aug 13th
We are staying in Manuel Antonio (at the Costa Verde hotel) for 2 nights (last night was our first night), and we woke up, and check out what was outside our hotel window (this a picture from our room)… A three-toed sloth. Cool. 
BTW, my head still has a knot in it.
Crocodiles
Aug 12th
Somewhere between David Hasslehoff’s favorite cafe and Manuel Antonio, we came across a bridge that had all sorts of crocodiles under it. Thankfully, there was a little shop that sold ice cream Trits (BTW, these things are f’ing good), so we could eat them while we stare at the crocodiles.
The Hoff Man In Costa Rica
Aug 12th
On the first (real) day of our Costa Rica trip, we stopped at a cafe on the way to Manuel Antonio… and guess who was here? None other than David Hasselhoff himself!
There was also some crazy spider at this cafe that Scott got an amazing picture of…
Bear Deterrent Spray
Jul 17th
I’m going to Montana in 2 weeks for a little mini-weekend vacation, and someone mentioned to me that I should get some “bear spray” if I’m going to be hiking around. So I Google [bear spray] just to see what it is (not that I really was going to get any).
The #1 site that comes up is http://www.udap.com/
So the one testimonial they have on their front page is from some guy named Mark, and this is his picture they use:
Uhm yeah… if that’s what I’m going to look like after using their product, maybe I just won’t use their product and just skip the hiking part altogether I’m thinking.
Giant Catfish
Jul 13th
Does this seem like a pretty big catfish to anyone besides me? Something like 650 lbs (I forget exactly now)…
Cat In A Bottle
Jun 24th
One of Wiggly‘s friends was over the other night, and this is what he was doing… weird.
Wiggly Is Drunk
Jun 13th
I really don’t know why I find this 3 second video so funny, but I do, so here you go.
My cat (Wiggly) is always falling off stuff (monitors, computers, shelves, etc.) because he falls asleep and then just falls off stuff. This certainly isn’t the funniest one I’ve seen of him falling off stuff, but it’s the only one I managed to get on film.
Drunk Bigfoot
Mar 21st
Supposedly this is some new Bigfoot footage that someone shot in Minnesota, but it just looks like a drunk guy in an ape suit to me…
Skateboarding Dog
Mar 21st
Here’s something else I saw last summer at a friend’s house and just ran across it again on the Internet tonight… Tyson the skateboarding dog.
Japanese Robotic Fish
Mar 16th
A $250,000 robotic robot… wouldn’t it be cheaper to just buy a real fish?
Insect Cyborgs
Mar 15th
I saw this on Boing Boing this afternoon… it looks like DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) is starting to research the feasibility of engineering insect cyborgs…
Quote from their website…
DARPA seeks innovative proposals to develop technology to create insect-cyborgs, possibly enabled by intimately integrating microsystems within insects, during their early stages of metamorphoses. The healing processes from one metamorphic stage to the next stage are expected to yield more reliable bio-electromechanical interface to insects, as compared to adhesively bonded systems to adult insects. Once these platforms are integrated, various microsystem payloads can be mounted on the platforms with the goal of controlling insect locomotion, sense local environment, and scavenge power. Multidisciplinary teams of engineers, physicists, and biologists are expected to work together to develop new technologies utilizing insect biology, while developing foundations for the new field of insect cyborg engineering. The HI-MEMS may also serve as vehicles to conduct research to answer basic questions in biology.
Snake Floss
Feb 5th
Uhm… I thought maybe it was an isolated incident, but apparently more than one person thinks this is the cool thing to do.
World’s Smallest Fish
Jan 26th
Last time I was deep sea fishing, I swear I caught one of these, but threw it back because it seemed a little small. God dammit… if only I knew it was fully grown!
The tiny, see-through Paedocypris fish have the appearance of larvae and have a reduced head skeleton, which leaves the brain unprotected by bone.
They live in dark tea-coloured waters with an acidity of pH3, which is at least 100 times more acidic than rainwater.
http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2006/jan/news_7501.html
Flying Dog
Jan 19th
Be sure to strap in your dog when doing parabolic maneuvers in a plane for weightlessness.
Yashi Is Famous
Jan 16th
Not to be outdone by his brother Wiggly, Yashi decided he wanted International fame… Today Yashi is in the New York Times business section (online and print edition).
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/01/17/business/ecom18.php
I look kind of funny, but it’s because I was trying to keep from laughing while I’m pretending to actually do something on the computer.
Russian Squirrel Posse Kills Dog
Dec 1st
Black Russian squirrels are bad asses.
A “big” stray dog started barking at the squirrels so they attacked and killed the dog. Then ran off with pieces of its flesh. The lesson? Don’t mess with squirrels.
Check it out over here.
Wiggly Is A Celebrity
Nov 21st
My cat is apparently living a double life… I never realized how many friends he had until I checked some logs (these pages have his picture):
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2817854
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10852994
Judging from those profiles, Wiggly has some weird friends.
Cat With Two Tongues
Oct 16th
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that if my cat had two tongues, it would kind of freak me out. I think maybe this cat got some lizard DNA in him or something.
Just looking that that picture almost makes me want to cry.
Thankfully, my cats are not a spawn of satan and only have one tongue. Although Yashi (my white cat) who has an oral fixation and will lick anything for hours might actually be jealous.
Mutant Turtles
Jul 21st
Not sure what to say about this, but here’s the ad:
No Eyed Red Eared Slider Hatchlings
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Putting A Snake Up Your Nose
Sep 5th
I wonder what day this guy woke up and thought that this might be a good idea?
