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Red Bull Cola

Shawn — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:13:09 +0000

Here’s some wise words for you based on an experience I had last night. If it’s 2am and you are getting ready to go to bed, maybe don’t drink two Red Bull cola drinks.

Someone was telling me about them the other day and I was like, “gee, okay… I guess I’ll try it to see what it’s like.”

Also, for the record, it’s not very good. Tastes like they just mixed Red Bull and Coke 50/50.

Nachos Are Yummy

Shawn — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:30:42 +0000

This guy loved his nachos at the Chargers game… His hand (and clothes) were covered in cheese. I was waiting for him to take off his clothes and start rubbing nachos all over his naked body.

Snort Wasabi

Shawn — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:52:11 +0000

How in the hell did this guy not know what was going to happen if you do a line of powdered wasabi??? hah

Lego Ice Cubes

Shawn — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:05:06 +0000

How cool would it be to live somewhere that was below freezing? Then you could make 10 billion lego ice cubes and build a house out of them.

Dude, I think I might move to the Antarctic just so I could try it.

http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=EL502

Mexican Triangles

Shawn — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:42:40 +0000

Dude, I totally forgot… a little tidbit from SES for ya…

Next time anyone sees David Naylor, ask him if he would like to join you for some Mexican triangles.

Salsa

Shawn — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:49:38 +0000

At dinner in Manuel Antonio, you could find Celeste enjoying a nice bowl of salsa.

This may actually be the best picture of the trip. hah

Poop Flavored Jelly Beans

Shawn — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:11:56 +0000

Can someone please tell my why Jelly Belly makes buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans? They are f’ing disgusting, and I would rather eat poop flavored candy any day of the week!

There are a couple other nasty flavors (like jalapeno), but none as bad a buttered popcorn.

6 1/2 Pounds Of Food

Shawn — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:34:09 +0000

Julien called me this afternoon…

Hey, let’s go to Big Bertha’s and see if we can do their “Big Ass Burger Challenge“.

So me, Anne and Julien tried it (we failed). In reality it’s 6 1/2 pounds of food… 1 lbs of beef, 1/2 pound for the rest of the burger (bun, lettuce, tomato, etc.), 2 lbs of beer, but the kicker is there is no way it was 1 lbs of fries… it was 3 lbs of fries.

Oh well… I finished the burger, beer and 1/3 of the fries… but it was too many fries for me (plus I wasn’t all that hungry to start with).

I’m A Cowboy!

Shawn — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 18:26:27 +0000

After playing some frisbee gold yesterday, Julien, Jay and Paul dragged me to Incahoots (a cowboy bar/line dancing place) because on Thursday, you can get a steak, potato and beer for $5.95. Not a bad deal even if it was a crappy steak… but amazingly enough it was actually a pretty good steak too.

Steak, Spuds, & Suds – Enjoy a sizzling steak, baked potato & ice cold draft beer from 5:00-9:00 p.m. for only $5.95.

The best part about it though is it’s an absolute requirement of this place to have your shirt tucked in (out of respect for the cowgirls)… So we were looking pretty good with our t-shirts tucked in. Especially me because I had shorts on.

But whatever… I guess $5.95 for dinner and beer is worth looking stupid, so I’ll be there next week!

(this isn’t us, just a picture from their site)

100 Patty Burger

Shawn — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 19:43:55 +0000

A group of 10 drunk friends went to In-And-Out Burger and demanded a cheeseburger with 100 patties. Aaauuuggghh…

http://whatupwilly.blogspot.com/2006/01/in-n-out-100×100.html

I need to stop right here. Please take a CAREFUL look the picture on the right. There is a common misperception that the 100×100 has a hundred buns. No, that’s not true. It’s one set of buns and ONE HUNDRED meat patties and ONE HUNDRED pieces of sweaty-oily cheese in between the buns. Clearly, the worst part of this experience wasn’t the meat..it was the sweaty cheese.

Half Nectarine, Half Mango

Shawn — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 17:03:00 +0000

I went to the store last night, and saw something new (to me anyway). It was a fruit that was half nectarine and half mango. basically was shaped like a nectarine, but looked like a mango. I got a few of them to try out, and they are pretty good… They taste mostly like a nectarine, but are a little stringy like a mango. Kind of weird…

Fortune Cookie Translation #2

Shawn — Mon, 23 May 2005 18:41:00 +0000

Fine, I like fortune cookies! So I had another one today…

Fortune: Your keen sense of humor will make you many good friends
Translation: No one really likes you for you, so you better be funny if you want any friends

Fortune Cookie Translation #1

Shawn — Sun, 22 May 2005 16:15:00 +0000

Okay, because I’m bored, I’m going to start translating fortune cookie fortunes whenever I get one, so here’s my first one…

Fortune: You will receive an unexpected gift from an acquaintance
Translation: Don’t have sex with any acquaintances, because they have diseases

Fortune Cookie

Shawn — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:39:00 +0000

I got a fortune cookie today that I’m pretty sure will come true…

You will turn one year older this year.

Wow, a very profound statement. heh

$10,000 Martini

Shawn — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:20:46 +0000

I think this is a good idea and all, except for one thing…

You have to order it 72 hours in advance. I think that really cuts into their sales. Imagine going to a bar and every drink you order is served to you 3 days later.

How am I supposed to know how many martinis I’ll want want in 72 hours? Maybe I won’t even be in the mood for a martini then. Dumb.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/12/01/expensive.martini.reut/