Jokes

This is a rather good idea for something to do when a telemarketer calls you.

I know it’s rather unpatriotic to sell my citizenship to any country who gives me the lowest income tax rate, but well… it’s all good. I did a little (very little) research and found places like Russia have a 13% flat income tax rate (no wonder they can’t afford to launch their Soyuz).

Hopefully if I move my business and servers to another country, if it would be considered US income tax if I didn’t actually *work* while in the US… I could just live here as a permanent tourist. {shrug}

Anyway, if you are a representative of a country, you may place a bid here in comments, but please be advised it’s not a legally binding bid until I receive the notarized version (see below).

To the countries bidding:

• Please remember that it’s an excellent investment, as I should be able to generate a good income tax revenue stream for you over the course of my lifetime.
• While I can’t promise anything, I’m pretty smart, so I might do something cool like win a Nobel Peace Prize or perfect cold fusion (which would bring notoriety to your country).
• Upon request, I can offer a few years of my US income tax records so you can make an educated bid.
• I don’t really care if I have the right to vote (if it’s allowed in your country).
• Please don’t bid on my citizenship if you are just looking for soldiers for your army or community service workers. I’m not going to do any sort of government assigned job.
• All bids must be notarized with an original signature of your respective leader (president, prime minister, supreme overlord, etc.)
• I will consider inter-planetary citizenship at my sole discretion, but please keep in mind that bids from countries outside of Earth are not legally binding.

I don’t know much about Muslim religions, but to be honest, it looks like it could be a pretty fun party…

So I’ve been wearing this Indian dress pajama thing for a few days now, and I’m starting to feel more and more Indian… so I took another picture so you guys can tell me what you think.

Actually it was Photoshopped (hah, really??) by a couple of Digital Point users, but it turned out rather funny I think.

This is funny… and if you don’t think so, then you are dumb… because it is! heh

This video is pretty fitting… because sometimes the Carl’s Junior commercials are just nasty…

I saw this a couple weeks ago and forgot to post it on my blog, so a little late is better than never I suppose.

What a nice dad… make your kid cry (and probably crap his pants) and videotape it for your viewing pleasure. haha

I think Julien might have too much time on his hands…