So I’d like to put together a newscast… I want this guy to be my weatherman, and the guy from the previous blog entry needs to be my field reporter.

The more you watch this, the funnier it gets… watch it ten times. hahaha

Proof that you should have to take some sort of IQ test before having a Facebook account.

This is one of the funniest skits I’ve seen on MadTV in awhile…

This is a rather good idea for something to do when a telemarketer calls you.

This is so stupid it’s actually funny…

Hahaha…. funny.

Not really David Blaine, but much more entertaining.

I know it’s rather unpatriotic to sell my citizenship to any country who gives me the lowest income tax rate, but well… it’s all good. I did a little (very little) research and found places like Russia have a 13% flat income tax rate (no wonder they can’t afford to launch their Soyuz). […]

If you grew up watching the Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin thing, you will think this is funny (unless of course you have no sense of humor). Thanks to Alison for letting me rip her off on this one.

I have to thank my old roommate Tracy for this… she apparently thinks of me whenever she hears this song. haha Great.

The RIAA/MPAA should take a note here… I never heard of this song until Tracy told me to go find it on YouTube… and I just purchased the whole album via iTunes […]

Old news now, but maybe someone didn’t catch it…
Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND, (CA)–Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After […]

Good ol’ Gary Brolsma has a new numa numa video… (you can find his original one over here)

UpdateI actually bought the song from iTunes Music store. It’s catchy.

I know it’s a little old, but I didn’t see it until today, so now you get to see it too.

(via Bobby)

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a joke, or what… but this guy might as well been speaking Chinese and doing backflips. I think I may be able to put one in my new car (maybe)…

It looks like some community colleges are starting classes so people can learn how to use MySpace properly…

(I totally ripped this off from Julien)

I don’t know much about Muslim religions, but to be honest, it looks like it could be a pretty fun party…

Would any ladies out there like a date with Borat?

So I’ve been wearing this Indian dress pajama thing for a few days now, and I’m starting to feel more and more Indian… so I took another picture so you guys can tell me what you think.

Actually it was Photoshopped (hah, really??) by a couple of Digital Point users, but it turned […]

Okay, so you know how my car got stolen a few weeks ago? I just had an epiphany and realized what really happened to it…
The MPAA/Universal Studios hired someone to steal my car. They didn’t do it because just want to annoy me or because they thought it had anything cool in it […]

This is funny… and if you don’t think so, then you are dumb… because it is! heh

The more I watch this guy, the more I realize what a lyrical genius he is… He’s good. Real good.

I think this guy might actually be serious…
You can thank Julien for bringing this glorious video to my attention.

This aired a week ago, but it’s still funny and it just recently showed up on Google Video (they aren’t letting you embed the video unfortunately, so you need to click the link).
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879
President Bush didn’t look like he was having a terribly fun time during it. heh

This video is pretty fitting… because sometimes the Carl’s Junior commercials are just nasty…

Sometimes it’s great fun (heh, okay…) to publish blog entries in the future. For example when this entry appears on the blog, I’ll be at Dane Cook’s show at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.
Weeeeee…. great fun!

If you plan on walking up to a copy and flipping him off, be prepared for a beat down.

Me and some friends decided to go to Las Vegas next weekend to go see Dane Cook on Saturday. Whew hew!
Too bad Julien, Scott and all the other sorry suckers that have to work can’t go!

This guy cracks me up… it’s like a train wreck. You don’t want to watch, but you can’t help it.
You can check out a ton of his dances, and even make requests.
http://www.dailydancer.com/

Dude, if this happened to me, someone would have to die (literally).

I saw this a couple weeks ago and forgot to post it on my blog, so a little late is better than never I suppose.

What a nice dad… make your kid cry (and probably crap his pants) and videotape it for your viewing pleasure. haha

Well, I wouldn’t *technically* call him my boyfriend… but he totally wants me.

I think Julien might have too much time on his hands…

Looks like Adam Sandberg did a followup to the widely popular “The Chronic - what? - cles of Narnia” Saturday Night Live skit. Not quite as funny, but still funny. Especially with all the Chuck Norris hoopla going on lately.

If you have been living in a hole the last couple years and you have never heard of Dane Cook (comedian), you need to go check him out. Funny.

Check out his site over here.

Good stuff.

Even Google Maps got a mention in their video. hehe
UpdateApple has the video available for free now if you have iTunes installed:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewTVEpisode?id=110920435&selectedItemId=110920435&s=143441

Well, it looks like Jessica Simpson won the coveted “Housewife Of The Year” awards this year. Although her cover shot on Rolling Stone magazine looks like it might have been ripped off from this Asian guy.

When you get crazy people calling you trying to sell you something, I always try to keep them on the phone as long as possible so they get more annoyed than I am that they called in the first place.
Today for example some dude called wanting to collect bad debt that people owe me. […]

While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand and your foot will change direction.
Stupid, but true…

Companies trying to sell you crap are so annoying these days. They call and make up stories/lies trying to phish information out of you.
Printer Toner?
Them: “This is so and so from ABC company and we received an order from your purchasing department for copy machine toner, but your purchasing agent forgot to put […]

This is really the only joke I know, but I think it’s pretty damn funny. Allison (my friend’s girlfriend) told it to me like 2 years ago, and I still think it’s funny, so here goes…

A guy comes home from work to see his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff. When he […]