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		<title>I Saved $4.5 Billion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 21:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to buy a Nimitz class aircraft carrier today, but instead I bought lunch at Rubio&#8217;s.
And to be totally honest, I would rather have a burrito from Rubio&#8217;s even if an aircraft carrier was the same price.
I&#8217;m a saving machine&#8230;  I just saved $4,500,000,000 and I didn&#8217;t even have to switch  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/US_Navy_100308-N-4774B-748_A_helicopter_flies_over_the_Nimitz-class_aircraft_carrier_USS_Carl_Vinson_%28CVN_70%29_during_Southern_Seas_2010.jpg/220px-US_Navy_100308-N-4774B-748_A_helicopter_flies_over_the_Nimitz-class_aircraft_carrier_USS_Carl_Vinson_%28CVN_70%29_during_Southern_Seas_2010.jpg" style="float:right">I was going to buy a Nimitz class aircraft carrier today, but instead I bought lunch at Rubio&#8217;s.</p>
<p>And to be totally honest, I would rather have a burrito from Rubio&#8217;s even if an aircraft carrier was the same price.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold;line-height:1.5em">I&#8217;m a saving machine&#8230;  I just saved $4,500,000,000 and I didn&#8217;t even have to switch to GEICO!</span></p>
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		<title>Math Has No Relevance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 23:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there some sort of Congressional entrance exam where you need to NOT be able to pass 1st grade math?
Watching the whole deficit stuff unravel is like watching kindergardeners argue about something they don&#8217;t understand.   
So let&#8217;s forget for a second that the US has around $115 TRILLION in  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there some sort of Congressional entrance exam where you need to NOT be able to pass 1st grade math?</p>
<p>Watching the whole deficit stuff unravel is like watching kindergardeners argue about something they don&#8217;t understand.  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So let&#8217;s forget for a second that the <a href="http://www.usdebtclock.org/">US has around $115 TRILLION in unfunded liabilities</a>, and just focus on a much &#8220;smaller&#8221; amount&#8230; the US debt is currently around $14.5 TRILLION.</p>
<p>Now the latest plan for debt reduction goes something like this&#8230; &#8220;We will only borrow and extra $800,000,000,000 per year instead of $1,200,000,000,000.&#8221;  And it&#8217;s being billed as &#8220;saving $3 trillion over the next 10 years&#8221;.  Last time I saved money, it was money I DIDN&#8217;T spend at all.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s say I have $10,000 to my name, and I wanted to buy a new phone for $176,400 (the price of a Princess Plus iPhone)&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/03/18/princess-plus-2_48.jpg"></p>
<p>It&#8217;s $166,400 more than I can afford, so I decide to take out a loan for it.  I decide that I&#8217;m going to instead get the less expensive version for $66,150 (less quality diamonds), so I only need a loan for $56,150.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know much about math, but I DO know that I&#8217;m amazing&#8230;  I only had $10,000 to my name, yet I was able to save $110,250!  If I do this every year for 10 years, I can save $1,102,500.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold;line-height:1.5em">I&#8217;m a FUCKING GENIUS&#8230; I just solved my lifelong debt problem!  The amount of money I can save is limitless.</span></p>
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		<title>Government Economics or Ponzi Scheme?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 09:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an interesting exercise&#8230; Let&#8217;s take the first two paragraphs from Wikipedia about a Ponzi scheme&#8230;

Ponzi Scheme (from Wikipedia)
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to separate investors, not from any actual profit earned by the organization, but from their  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s an interesting exercise&#8230; Let&#8217;s take the first two paragraphs from Wikipedia about a Ponzi scheme&#8230;</p>
<fieldset>
<legend>Ponzi Scheme (from Wikipedia)</legend>
<p>A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to separate investors, not from any actual profit earned by the organization, but from their own money or money paid by subsequent investors. The Ponzi scheme usually entices new investors by offering returns other investments cannot guarantee, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent. The perpetuation of the returns that a Ponzi scheme advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow of money from investors to keep the scheme going.
<p />
<p>The system is destined to collapse because the earnings, if any, are less than the payments to investors.  The system eventually will collapse under its own weight.</fieldset>
<p>Now let&#8217;s swap a couple words here&#8230;</p>
<fieldset>
<legend>US Budget</legend>
<p>The US government budget is an operation that pays for [medicare, social security, pensions and funds wars] on behalf of it&#8217;s citizens, not from any actual income &#8220;earned&#8221; through taxes (or any other method), but from money paid by subsequent taxes. The US budget usually entices new citizens by offering services that other taxes cannot guarantee. The perpetuation of the liabilities that the US budget advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow of money from citizens to keep the scheme going.
<p />
<p>The system is destined to collapse because the income, if any, are less than the expenses.  The US budget/economy eventually will collapse under its own weight.</fieldset>
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		<title>What Does Carmen Electra, Cyber-Terrorism and Meg Whitman Have In Common?  eBay!</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2010/08/what-does-carmen-electra-cyber-terrorism-and-meg-whitman-have-in-common-ebay.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 18:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: This was moved from blogs.digitalpoint.com to here, because well&#8230; blogs.digitalpoint.com is no longer a sub-domain we use (user blogs were wiped when we migrated to XenForo).
I haven&#8217;t said much about it to date about the dealings between myself and eBay, because well&#8230; I didn&#8217;t see a point.   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:20px;color:orange">Note: This was moved from blogs.digitalpoint.com to here, because well&#8230; blogs.digitalpoint.com is no longer a sub-domain we use (user blogs were wiped when we migrated to XenForo).<span></p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t said much about it to date about the dealings between myself and eBay, because well&#8230; I didn&#8217;t see a point.  But now with people&#8217;s imaginations running wild about what did (and didn&#8217;t) happen, I suppose I&#8217;ll talk about it.  The story itself is far more interesting than you would think possible within an affiliate program.</p>
<p><strong>The Beginning</strong><br />
I started doing things with the eBay affiliate program in the fall of 2004.  On October 20, 2004, I decided I would see if I could rank well for one of the &#8220;holy grail&#8221; SEO keywords&#8230; &#8220;<strong>eBay</strong>&#8220;.  On November 9, 2004, I was in the top 10 in Google for &#8220;ebay&#8221;&#8230; specifically I was #9 (at the time, the top 50 results were just the various official eBay sites for various countries).  On December 10, 2004, I held the #4 *and* #5 position in Google for the keyword &#8220;eBay&#8221; and this was a position I held in Google until April, 2006 (when Google updated their algorithm, and I no longer cared about the ranking).  I also held the #1 spot for other things like, &#8220;eBay Registration&#8221; (even higher than ebay.com&#8217;s registration page).  The rankings were partially done with the <a href="http://www.digitalpoint.com/tools/ad-network/" target="_blank">Co-op Ad Network</a>. People saw me outranking eBay&#8217;s own domain for the keyword &#8220;eBay&#8221; and in December of 2004 the Ad Network exploded in popularity.  All of a sudden we had hundreds of millions of pages on the Internet serving billions of Ad Network ads every day.</p>
<p>I got the attention of eBay because my affiliate income was going crazy and they assigned someone to be my &#8220;go to&#8221; person for anything I needed within the eBay program.  This person was assigned to me in early 2005.</p>
<p>Personally I was more than happy with the income I was getting as an eBay affiliate, but eBay was not and helped me come up with new/innovative ideas for driving more traffic to eBay.</p>
<p><strong>Spring 2005</strong><br />
Due to the overwhelming popularity and reach of the Ad Network, eBay came up with the idea in the spring of 2005 that we should use our ad network for more than just helping people rank well in search engines.  The logic was that we are serving billions of ads every day, so why not use it as a traditional advertising delivery system?  It made sense, so we tried it out by using a small percentage of the Ad Network ad space to serve up tens of millions of eBay ads every day that ultimately were affiliate links.  Affiliate income jumped another 300% around that time (as expected).</p>
<fieldset>
<legend>The Promise Made</legend>
<p>At this time, the eBay contact that was assigned to me was constantly complaining about how they need to get a new car because their car was crappy.  I finally got tired of continuously hearing about their crappy car and promised that I would buy them a new car if I ever made over $1M/month, but they could never talk about their car again starting now.  I honestly never thought I would make anywhere remotely close to $1M/month at this point, so it was an easy way just to get them to shut up about their car.</fieldset>
<p><strong>Summer 2005</strong><br />
eBay was pleased&#8230; they were getting massive amounts of traffic and it sure made their affiliate program look good.  In the summer of 2005, eBay decided it needed more traffic from me.  I told eBay I couldn&#8217;t drive any more traffic.  They responded that I should &#8220;experiment&#8221; with what they deemed &#8220;grey area&#8221; things (this is what eBay called anything that violated their terms of service).</p>
<p>At this point, things started to seem strange to me.  eBay was paying affiliates millions per month, when they had no competition&#8230; for the most part it was traffic they would receive anyway.  And why was eBay *happy* (and they were) that I was outranking them for their own company name and paying me for it?  Someone searched Google for &#8220;eBay&#8221;, came to my site and I would send them to ebay.com to get affiliate revenue.  Finally I confronted eBay about it all.  I told them numerous times that I didn&#8217;t understand even why they HAD an affiliate program, and that I would gladly do what I do for them for 1% of what they were paying me.  The response I was met with with ultimately was (and I quote), &#8220;Well don&#8217;t tell anyone that.  Why do you not like &#8216;Free money&#8217;?&#8221;</p>
<p>When I asked them why they would knowingly allow affiliates to violate their terms of service, they were very good at avoiding answering my actual question.  Finally after pestering them with the same question for weeks, they broke down and informed me that their terms of service (and even the entire affiliate program to some degree) was a bit of a facade.  It allowed eBay to do things they wanted to do (like spam search engines, deploy in countries where they had no actual presence, etc.), while also giving them a way to wash their hands of any wrong-doing when any of their large partners (like Google) would question them about it (like why there are so many spam sites directing people to eBay).  They could simply say, &#8220;It&#8217;s our affiliates, and they are violating the terms of service we set forth.&#8221;  To me, I suppose it sort of made sense and I stopped questioning them about it.  BTW, one of the times this was explained to me was at PubCon in Las Vegas, *while* an eBay employee was going around to each public access computer with a USB dongle he developed that would automatically install something that would redirect any user to eBay when they tried to access Yahoo Auctions.</p>
<p>I was informed by eBay that they understood that in order to keep the interest of their large affiliates and keep them creative/innovative they allowed them to experiment with doing pretty much anything as long as the affiliate let them know if they put something into large-scale deployment and it violated their terms of service.  So in the summer of 2005 I played around with all sorts of things (most things did not violate their terms of service, and most things were ultimately bad ideas for driving a decent amount of traffic).  One of the things that was toyed with was a mechanism to force the end user to click through to a site that they didn&#8217;t actually click on.</p>
<p>I first heard the name Ben Edelman towards the end of the summer.  Apparently eBay contracts with Ben to do random compliance checking on their affiliates and issues a monthly compliance report to them.  I showed up on his compliance report because this was the time they gave me the go ahead to play with non-compliant things.  eBay then proceeded to amend what they told me prior.  I was free to do experiment with whatever I wanted, as long as I didn&#8217;t show up on any outside compliance reports.  They said outside compliance was something they had to do as a publicly traded company, but wasn&#8217;t something they paid much attention to internally.  When I first showed up on Ben&#8217;s compliance report eBay told me it would be best if I just blanket filter (via geo-targeting) the area were Ben worked as well as locations Ben Edelman might be.  This included the bay area, Santa Barbara (CJ was located there), Boston, Washington DC as well as an area in upstate New York.  eBay even sent me a copy of the &#8220;secret monthly compliance report that no one was supposed to know about&#8221;.  The fact that I showed up on his compliance report was a bit irrelevant anyway since I wasn&#8217;t experimenting with any grey area stuff any longer by the time the report was given so in the end there wasn&#8217;t anything I needed to change.</p>
<p><strong>Geo Visitors</strong><br />
eBay knew how widely used our <a href="http://tools.digitalpoint.com/geovisitors.php" target="_blank">Geo Visitors</a> tool was (installed on millions of web pages, MySpace profiles, etc.).  So they asked me to direct traffic to eBay when someone clicked on the Geo Visitors button that was widely installed, which looked like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://tools.digitalpoint.com/geovisitors.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://geo.digitalpoint.com/a.png"></a></p>
<p>Instead of sending the user to the map they were expecting, they would end up on eBay (this was done sometimes, not all the time).  I actually brought up the point to eBay that this violates their own terms of service&#8230; specifically the part of their terms of service that state you can&#8217;t mislead the end user or trick them into clicking something.  After further discussion my eBay rep came back, saying they talked to their legal department and I was in fact correct.  Their solution wasn&#8217;t to stop the traffic though, but instead make the Geo Visitors button display as a small eBay ad instead.  Specifically, the Geo Visitors button would sometimes show as:</p>
<p><img src="http://geo.digitalpoint.com/ebay.gif"></p>
<p>Personally, I was not okay with this, as it really seemed like a bait and switch&#8230; The whole reason I brought up the original implementation as a violation of their terms of service was because I didn&#8217;t want to do it anymore and was hoping they would stop applying pressure for me to do it.  In the end, the pressure eBay put to leave it as a &#8220;sometimes&#8221; eBay ad won out.  And affiliate revenue again nearly doubled.</p>
<fieldset>
<legend>The Promise Kept</legend>
<p>This was also the time that my affiliate revenue from eBay broke over $1M in a single month, which is significant because now I had to make good on the &#8220;promise&#8221; that I never thought I would have to follow through on.  My eBay contact called me immediately after I broke $1M in a month and said, &#8220;Okay, you broke $1M&#8230; buy me a car.&#8221;  Sadly, I&#8217;m a man of my word and I did try to buy them a car&#8230; unfortunately the car they wanted was backordered everywhere, so instead of buying them an actual car I told them I would give them the money needed for the car and they could go find one themselves.  It wasn&#8217;t extortion or anything since I was the one that offered, but it sure felt like it to me in the end.  That was a promise I made that ultimately cost me $50,000.</p>
<p>On top of that, I was coerced into buying my eBay contact a plasma TV, a really nice laptop (while I had a crappy TV and crappy laptop of my own&#8230; hah), etc.  I kept asking if this was &#8220;normal&#8221;, and was only told, &#8220;Yes, all the affiliates buy their contacts stuff like this.&#8221;</fieldset>
<p><strong>Spring 2006</strong><br />
My life started to get very strange.  People were finding out how much money I was making by being an eBay affiliate, which made people go a little crazy I think.  My servers were getting around 100,000 hack attempts per day, people were showing up on my doorstep from Europe (literally) threatening me with crap if I didn&#8217;t tell them what I was doing for eBay.  My <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/05/my-car-is-gone.html" target="_blank">car got stolen</a> from a &#8220;secure&#8221; parking structure.  More than one person found where I was building a house, broke into the development to take pictures and post on their blog, etc.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t like the attention and this was not the life I wanted.</p>
<p>I proceeded to inform eBay that I no longer wanted to participate in the eBay affiliate program&#8230; but every time I brought this up with them (which was every time I talked to them at this point), I was guilted into staying, with them asking me to stay &#8220;one more month&#8221; or &#8220;can you just wait until the end of the quarter so it doesn&#8217;t wreck our numbers?&#8221;.  Finally I REALLY wanted to be done and not strung along anymore and again was guilted into staying with them telling me how many hours they spent getting me a &#8220;special rate&#8221;, etc, etc. and now it would all be for nothing if I was going to quit.</p>
<p><strong style="font-size:18px">eBay Live! &#8211; June 2006</strong><br />
The top affiliates get invited to an eBay affiliate conference that takes place during eBay Live! each year.  The conference was in Las Vegas this year and eBay affiliate program managers (along with some other eBay executives) invited me to a &#8220;secret meeting/dinner&#8221; where I was the only non-eBay employee invited.  We had dinner at <a href="http://www.mandalaybay.com/dining/mix.aspx" target="_blank">Mix</a>, a swanky restaurant at THE Hotel.</p>
<p>Who cares, about a private dinner, right?  Normally yes, until you get into what the topic of discussion at this dinner was.  This dinner meeting had two main topics&#8230;  1. How can I drive more traffic to eBay (always the topic with eBay) as well as something far more interesting.</p>
<p><strong>The Black Budget</strong><br />
One topic that was discussed was eBay secret &#8220;black budget&#8221;.  This was described as a large allotment of money that eBay was free to do what they wanted with, without it being reported on accounting sheets (and in turn shareholders).  eBay wanted me to REALLY ramp up spamming the web with eBay ads.  I told them I wasn&#8217;t interested at ALL and in fact still wanted to quit the program completely, not &#8220;ramp it up&#8221;.  I explained to them that Google was pretty good to me as far as sending me traffic and that I had no interest in spamming Google search results.  Then they offered to buy any hardware I wanted with their black budget and get it co-located offshore if I wanted so that no one could trace the spamming back to me or digitalpoint.com.  I still told them I wasn&#8217;t interested.</p>
<p>Then they made it very clear that they have no love for Google at all and would actually pay me whatever I wanted from their black budget to &#8220;hurt Google in any way I can&#8221;.  I didn&#8217;t really understood what they were asking or even why they would want to &#8220;hurt Google&#8221;.  I pointed out that Google is not their competitor and hurting Google ultimately would only hurt them in the end since they get traffic FROM Google.  Finally they came out and said they were angry at Google because eBay was one of the largest AdWords advertisers and Google recently changed their AdWords pricing to take into account &#8220;ad quality&#8221; (<a href="http://adwords.blogspot.com/2006/04/ads-quality-and-you.html" target="_blank">more on that here</a>) and it was costing eBay exponentially more in advertising dollars.  I still wasn&#8217;t clear exactly what they meant by &#8220;hurt Google&#8221;, and pressed them to be a little more specific.  Their answer was, &#8220;You are creative&#8230; think of anything you can think of and just name your price.  Maybe you could figure out a way to take down Google datacenters somehow?&#8221;  eBay even flew down an executive from their pay per click advertising division to talk about this.</p>
<p>Yeah, no.  eBay asking me to engage in cyber-terrorism against Google&#8230; thanks, but no thanks.  I&#8217;m not going down that road.</p>
<p>After I made it blatantly clear that I was not interested in &#8220;hurting Google&#8221; for any price the topic turned back to how I could drive more traffic to the affiliate program.  I told them that I really didn&#8217;t think there was a way I could drive more traffic.  They questioned me about any of the &#8220;grey area&#8221; stuff I experimented with in the previous summer and if there anything in there that could drive traffic.  I told them that it was *possible* to add additional traffic, but the only traffic they could get from that would be non-compliant.  Their response was, &#8220;As long as you don&#8217;t show up on compliance reports, it&#8217;s compliant as far as we are concerned.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Carmen Electra &#038; The Super Bowl</strong><br />
In 2006, I had a new idea for driving traffic to the eBay affiliate program that started as a joke.  I had the idea to &#8220;Win A Date With Carmen Electra&#8221; (or some other person along those lines that would agree to it).  The idea entailed running a Super Bowl ad that directed you to a site that passed traffic through to eBay via an affiliate link.  My joke became serious when eBay actually wanted me to run the Super Bowl ad.  They even went so far as to get special approval from their legal department after I expressed my concern about spending the money to run the ad when they could decide they didn&#8217;t want to do it (or pay the commissions on it) after I already foot the bill.  There wasn&#8217;t enough time to get it ready for the Super Bowl that winter (and eBay was rather annoyed I couldn&#8217;t do it that year).</p>
<p><strong>Fall 2006</strong><br />
I don&#8217;t recall the exact time, but I believe it was in the fall of 2006.  I showed up on Ben Edelman&#8217;s monthly compliance report again, and this time he was absolutely furious with eBay employees about it.  What *I* heard is that during the conference call with the eBay affiliate managers, he did a lot of yelling and screaming about why I was still participating in the eBay affiliate program when I should have been terminated last time I showed up on his report.</p>
<p>eBay&#8217;s response to him?  &#8220;We&#8217;ll take care of it.&#8221;</p>
<p>eBay&#8217;s response to me?  &#8220;Ben can only cross reference affiliates by PID.  Please change your PID in case you show up on Ben&#8217;s report in the future.&#8221;  Yep, that&#8217;s right&#8230; eBay only wanted me to change my tracking ID so Ben Edelman couldn&#8217;t see it was an affilate that was on his report in the past.</p>
<p><strong>Private Jets</strong><br />
eBay knew I was not driven by the money (clearly since I told them constantly I didn&#8217;t want to participate in the program any longer and that I would do what I did for eBay for 1% of what they were paying).  They ended up getting creative to keep me interested in the program for the last year.  Going so far as to trying to get clearance so I earned hours on a private jet instead of commissions (even if those commissions were worth more, it was more interesting to me).</p>
<p><strong>Rover</strong><br />
In the fall of 2006 eBay was switching over to their in-house rover links and I was very slow to switch my links to rover.  I didn&#8217;t see a point in it really&#8230; the old links were working just fine.  They were oddly insistant that I move my links to rover, but would never actually tell me why.  Their refusal to tell me why made me not want to do it, so we went around and around for months with this.  I told them I would switch my links to rover as soon as they told me why it&#8217;s so important.  Finally they said it was important to them because traffic going through rover links had no compliance checking.</p>
<p><strong style="font-size:18px">The End</strong><br />
In June of 2007, my affiliation with eBay ended.  And truthfully, I was very happy about it (in the previous year, nearly every communication I had with eBay, I would bring up the fact I didn&#8217;t want to participate in the eBay affiliate program any longer), so it was an easy way out without them begging/pleading that I stay in the program &#8220;just a little longer&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>eBay&#8217;s Numbers</strong><br />
eBay was clearly driven somehow by the overall commissions paid out to affiliates.  There were months where their numbers would be &#8220;low&#8221;, so they would give retroactive bonuses out to all (or at least the top) affiliates for the previous month, and were constantly upping the payout rate to affiliates (which is odd only because they had no real competition).</p>
<p>I suspect eBay&#8217;s management staff within the affiliate program were probably getting quarterly bonuses based on how much commissions were paid out to affiliates.</p>
<p><strong>Non-Compliant Traffic</strong><br />
eBay&#8217;s &#8220;favorite&#8221; traffic source back then was also technically violating their own terms of service.  Cloaking search engines via server-side redirects was the thing they loved the most.  But again&#8230; they stated their terms of service acted more like a scapegoat they could point to when their partners (notably Google) would question them about it.</p>
<p><strong>So What Happened?</strong><br />
This part is purely speculation, but the feeling I get is that someone higher up in eBay got wind of what their affiliate program managers were doing and encouraging affiliates to do and &#8220;cleaned house&#8221;.  I heard a rumor that the majority of the top 100 eBay affiliates were axed at the same time I was.  I also heard a rumor that the eBay affiliate program managers inside the company were also &#8220;let go&#8221; (or at the very least relocated to different departments) at the same time.  Did it have something to do with Meg Whitman&#8217;s (eBay&#8217;s CEO at the time) departure from eBay?  Who knows, but I can only assume eBay knew of Meg Whitman&#8217;s departure at least a few months before it was official and started to bring in the new management team.  It would all coincide with a timeline of someone from the new management team looking deep into how things were run.</p>
<p>So if someone higher up wanted to &#8220;clean up the department&#8221;, what do you do after you get rid of most of your top affiliates and replace the internal employees running the department?  You take your previous top affiliate (me) and attempt to make an example out of them.  In the course of this lawsuit, eBay has even said it&#8217;s not about the money.</p>
<p><strong>Okay, So Why The District Attorney Then?</strong><br />
Off the record, one FBI agent told me that they (personally) thought this whole thing was a waste of their resources, and was a civil matter between eBay and myself.  Politics is politics, eBay is eBay and coincidentally one of eBay&#8217;s civil lawyers used to work in the district attorney&#8217;s office.  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Philip Garrido&#8217;s Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2009/08/philip-garridos-blog.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the fruitloop that kidnapped an 11 year old girl, held her captive in his backyard shed for 18 years while she bore 2 of his children has a blog.
http://voicesrevealed.blogspot.com/
So here&#8217;s the deal&#8230; Google is really good at determining relevancy of a webpage and what a webpage is about.   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the fruitloop that kidnapped an 11 year old girl, held her captive in his backyard shed for 18 years while she bore 2 of his children has a blog.</p>
<p><a href="http://voicesrevealed.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://voicesrevealed.blogspot.com/</a></p>
<p>So here&#8217;s the deal&#8230; Google is really good at determining relevancy of a webpage and what a webpage is about.  Maybe they should modify their algorithms a bit to detect crazy people automatically.</p>
<fieldset>
<legend>Quotes from his blog&#8230;</legend>
<p><i>&#8220;&#8230;the Creator has given me the ability to speak in the tongue of angels in order to provide a wake-up call that will in time include the salvation of the entire world.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE SOURCE OF MIND CONTROL</p>
<p>These areas are off limits and a danger to anyone believing they can experience this type of freedom. It belongs to God for the direct application of His Word.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;THIS ALL BEGAN BY GOD REMOVING A PROBLEM FROM MY SHOULDERS THAT BEHAVIORAL SCIENTIST BELIEVE IS NOT POSSIBLE TO REMOVE. SINCE THEN MY LIFE HAS SEEN MAJOR IMPROVEMENTS ALLOWING ME TO STAND HERE TODAY A FREE MAN.&#8221;</i></fieldset</p>
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		<title>Wait What?  She Wore A Diaper??</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2007/02/wait-what-she-wore-a-diaper.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there was that astronaut chick a couple days ago that tried to murder and kidnap someone, and I guess I missed this part the other day, but it makes the whole thing a whole lot funnier.   
&#8230;the sordid detail that Nowak drove 900 miles from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper so that she didn&#8217;t  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.boingboing.net/Pictureastrodiaper3-25.jpg" align="right">So there was <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2007/02/astronaut-charged-with-attempted-murder.html">that astronaut chick</a> a couple days ago that tried to murder and kidnap someone, and I guess I missed this part the other day, but it makes the whole thing a whole lot funnier.  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<div class="quote">&#8230;the sordid detail that Nowak drove 900 miles from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper so that she didn&#8217;t have to stop for bathroom breaks.</div>
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		<title>Astronaut Charged With Attempted Murder</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sweet&#8230; how would you like to be isolated on the International Space Station with a murderer?   
NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak was ordered released Tuesday on an additional $10,000 bond on an attempted murder charge in Orlando, where she allegedly tried to subdue a purported romantic rival with pepper  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweet&#8230; how would you like to be isolated on the International Space Station with a murderer?  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<div class="quote">NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak was ordered released Tuesday on an additional $10,000 bond on an attempted murder charge in Orlando, where she allegedly tried to subdue a purported romantic rival with pepper spray and kidnap her from an airport parking lot.</p>
<p>Nowak also was ordered to wear a global positioning satellite, or GPS, device.</p>
<p>Nowak, 43, appeared in court Tuesday afternoon to face the attempted first-degree murder charge.</p>
<p>Nowak is accused of accosting Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, 30, in the Orlando airport parking lot early Monday, telling police she only wanted to talk with Shipman.</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/</a></p>
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		<title>If You Steal, The IRS Wants A Cut</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2007/01/if-you-steal-the-irs-wants-a-cut.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 23:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is hilarious&#8230; who in the hell comes up with this crap?  Do they really think some thief is going to report it as &#8220;Other Income&#8221;?  And even if they did (which would be funny), wouldn&#8217;t the government sort of be an accomplice since they are benefiting from criminal acts?  It almost makes me want  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is hilarious&#8230; who in the hell comes up with this crap?  Do they really think some thief is going to report it as &#8220;Other Income&#8221;?  And even if they did (which would be funny), wouldn&#8217;t the government sort of be an accomplice since they are benefiting from criminal acts?  It almost makes me want to go out and steal a pack of gum just so I can put something in the stolen property section of my tax return.  haha</p>
<p>This is clip from page 88 of the IRS handbook for individuals (<a href="http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p17.pdf" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">PDF version here</a>).</p>
<p><center><img src="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7652/irszh1.png"></center></p>
<p>So what do you learn from this?  If you <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/05/my-car-is-gone.html">steal a car</a>, return it before December 31 so you don&#8217;t owe taxes on it!  haha</p>
<p>Alternately, treat it as &#8220;borrowed property without the owner&#8217;s permission&#8221;, but that&#8217;s a little more grey area and might not fall under the IRS&#8217; safe harbor guidelines.</p>
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		<title>5V â‰  12V</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/12/5v-%e2%89%a0-12v.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks ago my network router at home finally died (it was a Linksys WRT54G), but I certainly got my money out of it (I got it when it first came out which was probably 4 or 5 years ago).  Every light on it flashed, which couldn&#8217;t be good&#8230; so I replaced it.
Long story short is I bought  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple weeks ago my network router at home finally died (it was a <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/09/linksys-wrt54g-flashed-with-dd-wrt.html">Linksys WRT54G</a>), but I certainly got my money out of it (I got it when it first came out which was probably 4 or 5 years ago).  Every light on it flashed, which couldn&#8217;t be good&#8230; so I replaced it.</p>
<p>Long story short is I bought another one (same model) and just swapped it out with the new one (using the old power supply).  Well it was doing some weirdness every 24 hours or so where the power light would flash and it would loose Internet connectivity (all other lights were fine) and if you unplugged it and plugged it back in, you were golden again.  Everything I looked at online was saying a flashing power light meant the firmware was screwed up (I didn&#8217;t change anything with it).  Finally I decided to look closer at the power supply&#8230; even though it was the same model, the new version runs on 12 volts and the old one ran on 5 volts.</p>
<p>So I guess you can run a 12 volt piece of equipment on a 5 volt power supply and it will work (for awhile anyway).</p>
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<legend>Update</legend>
<p>Ironically, you would think I would have learned my lesson about <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/08/how-to-crack-128-bit-wireless-networks.html" target="_blank">wireless security</a> especially after the <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/03/mpaa-suing-me.html" target="_blank">MPAA/Universal are suing me</a>.  But alas I didn&#8217;t&#8230; I have better things to do than muck with it.  Rather annoying that Linksys routers come configured to be wide open (wireless) by default&#8230; Hopefully no one did any nastiness from an IP address I &#8220;own&#8221; in the last 2 weeks.  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   I probably would have never noticed it except I was in the config area trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with it.</fieldset>
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		<title>Worlds Hardest Head</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/11/worlds-hardest-head.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 23:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This woman was shot 6 times in the head&#8230; the bullets were lodged under her scalp, but none of them penetrated her skull.
Pereira was shot Friday in the small city of Monte Claros, about 900 kilometers (560 miles) north of Sao Paulo, after quarreling with her former husband, who was reportedly upset  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This woman was shot 6 times in the head&#8230; the bullets were lodged under her scalp, but none of them penetrated her skull.</p>
<div class="quote">Pereira was shot Friday in the small city of Monte Claros, about 900 kilometers (560 miles) north of Sao Paulo, after quarreling with her former husband, who was reportedly upset because she refused to get back together with him. She was also shot once in the hand.</p>
<p>Doctors could not explain why the .32-caliber bullets did not penetrate Pereira&#8217;s skull and didn&#8217;t even need to be extracted immediately.</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/11/11/shot.in.head.ap/">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/11/11/shot.in.head.ap/</a></p>
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		<title>Burger King Now Serves Weed Burgers</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/11/burger-king-now-serves-weed-burgers.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two police officers sued Burger King Corp., claiming they were served hamburgers that had been sprinkled with marijuana.
The lawsuit says Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon, officers for the Isleta Pueblo tribal police, were in uniform and riding in a marked patrol car when they bought meals at the  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="quote">Two police officers sued Burger King Corp., claiming they were served hamburgers that had been sprinkled with marijuana.</p>
<p>The lawsuit says Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon, officers for the Isleta Pueblo tribal police, were in uniform and riding in a marked patrol car when they bought meals at the drive-through lane October 8 of a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, New Mexico.</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/07/pot.burgers.ap/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/07/pot.burgers.ap/</a></p>
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		<title>Naked Man Arrested For Concealed Weapon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uhm, what goes through people&#8217;s minds sometimes???  hahahahaha
A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors â€” naked â€” and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhm, what goes through people&#8217;s minds sometimes???  hahahahaha</p>
<div class="quote">A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors â€” naked â€” and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.</p>
<p>The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.</p>
<p>John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.</p>
<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t get much more concealed than that,&#8221; Horgan said.</p>
<p>Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.</p></div>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_fe_st/armed_and_naked_6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_fe_st/armed_and_naked_6</a></p>
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		<title>Oh Wait&#8230; We Don&#8217;t Own The Copyright</title>
		<link>http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/11/oh-wait-we-dont-own-the-copyright.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is something I&#8217;ve known about for a few months (obviously), but now that I ran across the information on other sites, I don&#8217;t see any issue with posting about it now&#8230;
Universal City Studios Productions (the entity suing me [more or less] on behalf of the MPAA) doesn&#8217;t actually have a legal  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is something I&#8217;ve known about for a few months (obviously), but now that I ran across the information on other sites, I don&#8217;t see any issue with posting about it now&#8230;</p>
<p>Universal City Studios Productions (the entity suing me [more or less] on behalf of the MPAA) doesn&#8217;t actually have a legal right to sue because they didn&#8217;t own the copyright.  {lol}</p>
<p>You can read the motion to dismiss <a href="http://www.ilrweb.com/viewILRPDF.asp?filename=universal_hogan_motdis" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">over here</a> if you are bored.</p>
<p>It is of course a technicality, and assuming the whole case is indeed thrown out, I&#8217;m sure once they get their heads screwed on straight they will probably start the whole process again with the correct entity (you know, one that actually owns a valid copyright).  <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Regardless if they do (or don&#8217;t) want to come after me again (again, assuming it is thrown out), it opens up a whole new can of worms.  For the hundreds of people that <a href="http://www.shawnhogan.com/2005/11/loeb-and-loeb-mpaa-extortion.html">&#8220;settled&#8221; for $2,500</a>, are those settlements even legal/valid?  If they turn out to be invalid, what can I do to help everyone get their settlement money back from Universal/MPAA?  They&#8217;re legal right to make settlements with people would be along the same lines as me settling with you for downloading Star Wars.  I&#8217;m thinking if people were paying me because I told them I owned the copyright to Star Wars (but I didn&#8217;t really) may be illegal in itself.</p>
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<legend>Request</legend>
<p>I never received a copy of the proposed settlement agreement (I didn&#8217;t request one since it wasn&#8217;t an option in my mind), but if anyone happens to have one or know anyone who has a settlement agreement for allegedly downloading Meet The Fockers, could you leave a comment here on this post (I&#8217;ll contact you to coordinate getting a copy).  That way my lawyers can go over it and see if it&#8217;s legally binding if Universal City Studios Productions never owned the copyright to begin with.</fieldset>
<p>I saw it on Tech Dirt, but I knew about it first (I swear!).. hah</p>
<p><a href="http://techdirt.com/articles/20061031/192204.shtml" target="_blank">http://techdirt.com/articles/20061031/192204.shtml</a></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be A Douche&#8230; Stop Piracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack Black is pretty funny sometimes&#8230;  

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack Black is pretty funny sometimes&#8230; <img src='http://www.shawnhogan.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>White And Nerdy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to thank my old roommate Tracy for this&#8230; she apparently thinks of me whenever she hears this song.  haha  Great.

The RIAA/MPAA should take a note here&#8230; I never heard of this song until Tracy told me to go find it on YouTube&#8230; and I just purchased the whole album via iTunes Music Store  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to thank my old roommate Tracy for this&#8230; she apparently thinks of me whenever she hears this song.  haha  Great.</p>
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<p>The RIAA/MPAA should take a note here&#8230; I never heard of this song until Tracy told me to go find it on YouTube&#8230; and I just purchased the whole album via iTunes Music Store because of it.  I would have never gone to the store to buy it, but one-click purchasing of the album makes it easy.  Now if you could just do this with DVDs, I would buy/watch more.  And I guarantee I don&#8217;t have a unique viewpoint.</p>
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<p>Hahahaha&#8230; speaking of which, I&#8217;ve been listening to the album and just heard &#8220;Don&#8217;t Download This Song&#8221;, which you can download for free <a href="http://www.dontdownloadthissong.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">over here</a>.
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<div style="font-size:80%"><strong>Lyrics</strong></p>
<p>Once in a while<br />
Maybe you will feel the urge.<br />
To break into national copyright law<br />
By downloading mp3s<br />
From file sharing sites<br />
Like morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza.<br />
But deep in your Heart.<br />
You know the guilt would drive you mad<br />
And the shame would leave a permanent scar<br />
Cause you start out stealing songs<br />
Then youâ€™re robbing liquor stores<br />
And selling Crack<br />
And running over school kids with your car</p>
<p><i>[Chorus]</i><br />
So Donâ€™t Download This Song<br />
The record store is where you belong<br />
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should<br />
Oh Donâ€™t Download This Song</p>
<p>Oh you donâ€™t want to mess<br />
With the R I Double A<br />
Theyâ€™ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.<br />
It doesnâ€™t matter if youâ€™re a grandma<br />
Or a seven year old girl<br />
Theyâ€™ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are</p>
<p><i>[Chorus]</i><br />
So Donâ€™t Download This Song (donâ€™t go)<br />
Pirating music all day long<br />
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should<br />
Oh Donâ€™t Download This Song</p>
<p>Donâ€™t take away money<br />
From artists just like me<br />
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V<br />
And diamond studded swimming pools<br />
These things donâ€™t grow on trees<br />
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee</p>
<p><i>[Chorus]</i><br />
Donâ€™t Download This Song (Donâ€™t do it No No)<br />
Even Lars Urlich Know itâ€™s wrong (You could just ask him)<br />
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)<br />
Oh Donâ€™t Download This Song</p>
<p>Donâ€™t Download This Song (Oh please donâ€™t you do it or you)<br />
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)<br />
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)<br />
Oh Donâ€™t Download This Song.</p>
<p>Donâ€™t Download This Song (No no no no no no)<br />
Or youâ€™ll burn in hell before to long  (And you deserve it)<br />
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You should get it)</p></div>
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