This is interesting… this appears to be the first “wrongful life” suit… A disabled girl (blind and deaf) is suing her mom’s doctor for letting her be born into a “lifetime of suffering”.
http://www.courttv.com/news/2005/1110/harriton_ctv.html

You want to know why my stock market prediction is going to come true? Because I’m psychic… all I have to do is think about getting more Xserves, and this morning someone from Apple’s enterprise business unit called me asking if I would be interested in any Xserves if they would give me a […]

Dude, I missed my friend Shawn’s 1,000,000,000 second birthday a few months ago.
Anyway, he turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old on March 11, 2005. Happy belated birthday, and sorry I missed it Shawnie!!! I hope you did something fun (that obviously I wasn’t invite to… dick).

Wouldn’t it be cool if aliens came down one day and told you that you were the heir to the universe, and gave you the keys to a dope spaceship? You never know… it could happen.

I read on CNN today that some US troops are being accused of “corpse abuse” because they burned some dead bodies. This is just a FYI to anyone that had to deal with my dead body someday…
Feel free to burn my body, mutilate it or whatever else you feel necessary. Hell, if you […]

After seeing the “Jesus In The Sand” image from the Google satellites, it reminded me of a Nazi building a saw here in my hometown (San Diego).
I don’t know what is actually in it or anything, but it sure seems like a strange to design a building in the shape of a Nazi swastika (even […]

Who would have thought that Jesus was trapped in a sand dune in Peru, but apparently it’s true. This is undeniable evidence that Jesus is alive and well. I think someone should go visit him and see what’s up (maybe they could answer the real question here… Has Jesus Christ taken up Spanish?)
Truthfully, […]

I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that if my cat had two tongues, it would kind of freak me out. I think maybe this cat got some lizard DNA in him or something.
Just looking that that picture almost makes me want to cry.
Thankfully, my cats are not a […]

These Czech animatronic statues realistically urinate on the trough before them, moving their hips and organs in concert. Their “pee” spells out quotes from famous Prague residents.
While they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric mechanism driven by a couple of microprocessors swivels the upper part of the body, while the penis goes […]

Uhm… this “puppy” (a 6 month old Saint Bernard) ate a 13 inch serrated knife and is fine. Just take him down to the local vet and have it removed. No problem!
What I want to see is the video of a dog actually swallowing a knife. Crazy dog should be in the […]

For those of you looking for some sort of testicular surgery, you should definitely get on this surgeon’s waiting list when he is available again in six months…
A Romanian surgeon has been suspended after allegedly cutting a patient’s penis into several pieces.
He was supposed to be operating on the man to lower a testicle into […]

Everyone will be happy to know that Tyra Banks never had breast implants. I guess she did a show where she had someone do a sonogram on her to prove she had real boobs (I didn’t see the show myself, but read about it in the news). That seems like a pretty dumb […]

This is a pretty cool picture I think, so uhm… I’ll just post the picture…

A South Korean man (identified as “Lee”) died of heart failure stemming from exhaustion after playing an online video game for 50 hours.
Lee thought it would be a good idea to quit his job so he could have more time to play video games, which by the way, doesn’t seem like a solid plan for […]

I heard what appears to be a new language today. Does anyone know what it means? If so, please leave a comment so myself (and the rest of the world) can find out.

Some guy in Kenya has offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughters hand in marriage.
He practically had the whole wedding planned too (he knew that Archbishop Desmond Tutu would preside over his grand wedding). hehe Kind of funny I think.
If you ask me, it seems like fair market value.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/07/27/clinton.kenya.ap/

This dude walked into a hardware store to buy spray paint. The clerk noticed his face and hands were covered in paint, so he called the cops on suspicion he might be inhaling them.
Sure enough… this fool was inhaling paint, and needed a refill so badly, he didn’t bother to clean himself up before […]

I’ve always heard idiotic people say if you put a penny on a train track, you could derail a train. Well, I proved them all wrong today. I taped $3 in quarters to a railroad track and waited for a train to come by today. And guess what? It flattened the […]

Not sure what to say about this, but here’s the ad:
No Eyed Red Eared Slider Hatchlings
WELL THE PARENTS OF STEVIE HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!
These little babies are true miracles of nature. They have the same parents as Stevie our no eyed mascot. They are truly unique in every way. They are smart and adapt […]

I recently moved to the projects to save some money so I could go to Tahiti, and already I seem to have a bunch of minions that stalk/worship me. So I look outside my window and what do I see? This…

Dude, there isn’t a whole lot I can say about this, except look at the pictures at the link below.
This guy actually blows his face up with saline for fun (okay, maybe not for FUN, but for performance/body art purposes). I wonder what day you just wake up and decide, “Hey man… let’s use […]

This is kind of interesting… it’s a mannequin that falls forever in a universe of balls, all the time obeying the laws of physics.

Also, you can throw her around with your mouse if you want.

While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand and your foot will change direction.
Stupid, but true…

I don’t know why I find this sticker so funny… My friend Amanda gave it to me like 7 or 8 years ago and it has been posted on my desk ever since. And to this day it still makes me laugh. So I decided to scan it and put it on my […]

Even chimpanzees can get addicted to cigarettes. Check this out…

In case you ever thought that drinking a flaming liquid might be a good idea, just watch this idiot…

Too bad it’s an animated gif, because it’s huge (almost 2MB). Someone that knows how to do anything useful in life (unlike me) should convert it to a .mpg or something so it doesn’t take so […]

I think this is a good idea and all, except for one thing…
You have to order it 72 hours in advance. I think that really cuts into their sales. Imagine going to a bar and every drink you order is served to you 3 days later.
How am I supposed to know how many […]

Leave it to someone in Texas to come up with something like this. Someone spent $10,000 to rig up a webcam and a rifle so people visiting the site can actually aim and shoot live animals as they wander around. Bizarre…
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/life.hunting.reut/

Someone tried to sell a 10 year old grilled cheese sandwich on eBay that had bore the image of the Virgin Mary. eBay pulled the auction right before it closed, but the bidding was up to $22,000 and the auction itself was viewed over 100,000 times.
You know it’s a true miracle because after 10 […]

Quizno’s (which BTW is the best sandwich shop around) just opened a location close (finally). And it reminded me of the retarded gerbil commercials they ran earlier this year. If you never saw it, click here to watch one of them.
Apparently those mutant crack-babies like the moon too. Check it out over […]

I wonder what day this guy woke up and thought that this might be a good idea?